Why Miranda Lambert doesn't want you to take her picture

[Guest]

Because you need a wide angle lens to get her fat ass into the whole frame.

[Guest]

MOOOOOOOOORANDA

[Vegeta]

Who?

[Oldpyjama]

Who?

This is ChrisM who transgendered himself into this female fatfuck. I think.

[Vegeta]

Who?

This is ChrisM who transgendered himself into this female fatfuck. I think.

That can't be right, unless he also had 75% of his body fat lipo'd out at the same time.

[lazy RWC]

You're not supposed to eat 7 or 8 chocolate coconut cream pies at the same sitting.

[Guest]

Adam Lambert.

[Guest]

I want to sniff her butt

[lazy RWC 4530458340]

I want to sniff her butt

I wouldn't.

[Big Nanny Shitehouse]

I want to sniff her butt

I wouldn't.

That's because you're a homosexual poofter shit stab.