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Don Knots.

Rick Rubin.

ChrisMuttonshutter told me he believes in the "anal destruction of all niggers". What a sick fuck!

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Guest wrote: ↑Sat May 27, 2023 7:35 am Holy shit dudes I can't stop farting what the hell!!

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Guest wrote: ↑Wed May 17, 2023 1:13 am

Guest wrote: ↑Tue May 16, 2023 6:00 am Where's Border Patrol when you need him?

Getting gang banged by 50 niggers in the ghetto.

are you sure that it's not a Venezuelan encampment in El Paso?

Guest wrote: ↑Tue May 16, 2023 6:00 am Where's Border Patrol when you need him?

Getting gang banged by 50 niggers in the ghetto.

Where's Border Patrol when you need him?

Just farted out a large cloud of rectal soot.

Al Jolson.

Guest wrote: ↑Sun May 14, 2023 11:08 pm RAPE NIGGAZ

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Anyone got any meth? I need a little pick me up.

The Pelvis Sniffers was here

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RightWingConspirator wrote: ↑Mon May 01, 2023 1:37 pm Culver's is pretty good m8s.

Was it ever accompanied by a MULLETov cocktail?

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Guest wrote: ↑Sun May 07, 2023 12:24 pm likes this message

Guest wrote: ↑Sat May 06, 2023 1:01 pm Feeling tired. Gonna lay down and let out a few farts.

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Guest wrote: ↑Sat May 06, 2023 1:01 pm Feeling tired. Gonna lay down and let out a few farts.

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Guest wrote: ↑Sun May 07, 2023 12:01 pm posted a new topic: Beaner hardcore failled at Texas mall shooting! in Open Chat Forum

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Feeling tired. Gonna lay down and let out a few farts.

Guest wrote: ↑Fri May 05, 2023 7:13 pm

Vegeta wrote: ↑Fri May 05, 2023 3:21 pm Donald Trump is everything worth hating about politics and celebrity worship rolled up into one greasy fat retard.

You blow dudes, fag.

What's the matter? Still haven't figured out that it's all a show and voting does nothing?

Vegeta wrote: ↑Fri May 05, 2023 3:21 pm Donald Trump is everything worth hating about politics and celebrity worship rolled up into one greasy fat retard.

You blow dudes, fag.

Guest wrote: ↑Fri May 05, 2023 11:04 am

RightWingConspirator wrote: ↑Thu May 04, 2023 10:27 pm Donald Trump's youngest son. He's 6'7 and 17 years old. https://www.mercurynews.com/2023/03/24/ ... -stay-away

He ever get a blood test confirming that? I think Melania might of had some cock on the side.

Donald Trump is everything worth hating about politics and celebrity worship rolled up into one greasy fat retard.

RightWingConspirator wrote: ↑Thu May 04, 2023 10:27 pm

Guest wrote: ↑Thu May 04, 2023 11:53 am Barron Trump is taller than Michael Jordan... discuss

1st question. Who is Barron Trump, I'm too lazy and don't care enough to use jewgle.

Donald Trump's youngest son. He's 6'7 and 17 years old. https://www.mercurynews.com/2023/03/24/ ... -stay-away

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Guest wrote: ↑Thu May 04, 2023 11:53 am Barron Trump is taller than Michael Jordan... discuss

1st question. Who is Barron Trump, I'm too lazy and don't care enough to use jewgle.

You sit down and be quiet you silly son of a whore!

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Jersey Mike's.

Barron Trump is taller than Michael Jordan... discuss

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Guest wrote: ↑Mon May 01, 2023 4:12 pm

RightWingConspirator wrote: ↑Mon May 01, 2023 1:37 pm Culver's is pretty good m8s.

You sound fat

Fuck you bastard.

Niggers.

Jus shat me pants

Hello from Geraldine Muttonshutter

RightWingConspirator wrote: ↑Mon May 01, 2023 1:37 pm Culver's is pretty good m8s.

You sound fat

Culver's is pretty good m8s.

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Guest wrote: ↑Sat Apr 29, 2023 9:48 am I HAVE A HUGE FUCKING FARTHOLE

All that gay bum sex, filthy queer

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I HAVE A HUGE FUCKING FARTHOLE

Guest wrote: ↑Fri Apr 28, 2023 4:45 pm

RightWingConspirator wrote: ↑Fri Apr 28, 2023 2:33 pm That wasn't a nice thing to say.

I will shit inside you.

Vote Trump in 2024 for the final solution

RightWingConspirator wrote: ↑Fri Apr 28, 2023 2:33 pm That wasn't a nice thing to say.

I will shit inside you.

I just SHIT MY ASS!!!!!

That wasn't a nice thing to say.

Hey niggers.

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SAUSAGE TITS MUST BE KILLED FUCKING ASAP CUNT

FARTS.

Guest wrote: ↑Wed Apr 26, 2023 8:00 pm

Vegeta wrote: ↑Wed Apr 26, 2023 3:28 pm I think it'd be hilarious if Fox and CNN were both seized by the Chinese Communist Party.

shut it, dweeb.

Found the buttblasted news watcher.

Vegeta wrote: ↑Wed Apr 26, 2023 3:28 pm I think it'd be hilarious if Fox and CNN were both seized by the Chinese Communist Party.

shut it, dweeb.

I think it'd be hilarious if Fox and CNN were both seized by the Chinese Communist Party.

Vegeta wrote: ↑Tue Apr 25, 2023 10:57 pm Kmart.

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Kmart.

-= F A R T S =-

I PLACE MY VBIG PAKISTANI WILLY IN UR BUMBUM NOW

What happened to Shlomo?

Guest wrote: ↑Mon Apr 24, 2023 5:18 am

Guest wrote: ↑Sun Apr 23, 2023 4:14 pm That's one healthy animal.

I don't know, the kid looks a little malnourished to me. I'm glad he found something to eat.

This warms my heart, I can tell you're the type of person who truly cares about people.

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Guest wrote: ↑Sun Apr 23, 2023 4:14 pm That's one healthy animal.

I don't know, the kid looks a little malnourished to me. I'm glad he found something to eat.

Guest wrote: ↑Sun Apr 23, 2023 3:10 pm

Rare picture of a Brit collecting dinner

That's one healthy animal.

Shitty shits.

Frank Sidebottom was ere

TAKE A SHIT

TAKE A SHIT

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Guest wrote: ↑Sat Apr 22, 2023 1:44 am Just farted out a toxic brown cloud.

https://renandstimpy.fandom.com/wiki/Stinky

Just farted out a toxic brown cloud.

Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome.

IT SMELLED BAD

I FARTED

Culver's is good.

Culver's.

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Sambo Jenkins was here.

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ROBBIE SPIERRE IS A FAG

Just destroyed the crate with another Fart Hammer. I just can't catch a break today!

Just blasted a huge fart that flew my chair apart. Now I'm sitting on a wooden crate. Cheaper to replace if that happens again.

And MOAR FAAAARTS!!!!!!

FARTS!!!

Farts!

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LORD RICHARD BALLOONKNOT WAS HERE

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Feel a big old Lincoln log trying to pushed its way out. Think I'm gonna TURD here in a little bit.

If I start counting from right now this second, how long do you think it will take me to get to 500 farts?

I believe in the suffering of all homosexual Ukrainian starving malnourished burn victim orphaned children.

RightWingConspirator wrote: ↑Fri Apr 14, 2023 9:39 am Can we have Hitler back for just one week? There's some shit that needs cleaning up these days.

RightWingConspirator wrote: ↑Fri Apr 14, 2023 9:39 am Can we have Hitler back for just one week? There's some shit that needs cleaning up these days.

Does Donald Trump count?

TURBO SHITFARTS

Can we have Hitler back for just one week? There's some shit that needs cleaning up these days.

Texas Roadhouse

Just did it again, but this one was louder. I'm about to pass out now. This might be my last message to you all. I'll see you all again when/if I wake up. If not, it's been a blast. Peaceout

I just farted. Let it slip out, a bit of a squeeker. Wow that was bad, it's still lingering after a half hour. I nearly passed out off my chair at first.

Would some of the early work of Brooke Shields be considered CP?

I AM THE FARTMASTER. HEAR ME ROAR.

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Guest wrote: ↑Tue Apr 11, 2023 4:39 pm HELP ME

I've torn apart my insides.

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You might have to get one of those Walmart scooters.

just farted both my legs off

Guest wrote: ↑Mon Apr 10, 2023 4:36 am

Vegeta wrote: ↑Sun Apr 09, 2023 1:48 pm Shae Marks.

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Vegeta wrote: ↑Sun Apr 09, 2023 1:48 pm Shae Marks.

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Guest wrote: ↑Fri Apr 07, 2023 4:55 am BIG TURBAN HAS ARRIVED

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Hello everyone, back from the hospital, thanks for the well wishes!

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Hitler rules.

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Farts that reek of turd

Fart

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Guest wrote: ↑Thu Mar 30, 2023 7:41 pm PICKLESMOOCH MCSHITSTAB IS HERE

Yeah, we know Raymond's here. He won't go away.

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FARTS.

Just dropped a really mushy pudding like shit.

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Vegeta wrote: ↑Sun Mar 19, 2023 1:41 pm I support whatever is currently safe and popular.

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