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Guest wrote: ↑Fri Feb 03, 2023 4:29 am

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Guest wrote: ↑Fri Feb 03, 2023 5:54 pm Sotcore porn actress who sucks on rich guy's cock's for green cards

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Guest wrote: ↑Tue Jan 31, 2023 8:51 am

You know who that is, right?

Turdz n fartz

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All them thots sniffed my stanky butt before sex

SCHLONG.

I can barely stand the sight of those dirty pillows, m8. At least she had the good sense to cover up her filthy snatch

Farts.

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Just had a Big Mick and large fries from Mcdowls

Guest wrote: ↑Thu Jan 26, 2023 11:53 pm

Cleanest Taco Bell restroom

Massive Fucking Shitfarts.

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MASSIVE - FUCKING - SHITFARTS

FUCKING POOFTERS

I just farted real hearty and a turd blasted out of my ass. Punch a hole through my long undies and flew straight across the room.

Had Taco Bell last night, now I need to blast some shit out of my ass

I just fucking farted. Needed to warm my bum anyways, it's cold in here.

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Sucks.

Walmart.

Burger King.

Guest wrote: ↑Tue Jan 17, 2023 10:42 pm I just shit myself. Knew I couldn't make it to the throne room, so I just decided to turd right here. Smells great. I think I'll wipe POORLY later on and enjoy the sweetcorn itch tomorrow. Life is good.

I sincerely hope someone slashes all your family's throats.

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I just shit myself. Knew I couldn't make it to the throne room, so I just decided to turd right here. Smells great. I think I'll wipe POORLY later on and enjoy the sweetcorn itch tomorrow. Life is good.

Arse pissers

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Guest wrote: ↑Sun Jan 15, 2023 3:15 pm ChrisM is so old and fat, last time he went for a swim the British Navy built an outpost on his back.

That's a very unkind thing to say mate. Be better.

ChrisM is so old and fat, last time he went for a swim the British Navy built an outpost on his back.

Farting niggas.

Hotdog Bill

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Vegeta wrote: ↑Thu Jan 12, 2023 11:18 pm I have 5 gallons of dried beans

Beans on toast m8.co.uk

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YOU LUCKY BASTARD.

I have 5 gallons of dried beans

It's those weird stinky bubbly watery farts.

Been farting so much it stinks like a bastard in here.

Had so many shits tonight that I lost track. It was awesome.

Just took a very thick and soupy shit.

Turdy shitfarts.

Beans on toast.

Nigger noggers.

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