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Re: ChrisMuttonshutter's Famous Suck's Blog

by ChrisMuttonshutter » Fri May 22, 2020 6:29 am

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I am ChrisMuttonshutter - the most important sentence on Here

Re: ChrisMuttonshutter's Famous Suck's Blog

by ChrisMuttonshutter » Tue May 19, 2020 6:12 am

Nothing stays the same. Just look in the mirror.
Live with it.
Someone told me that 78.6 % of statistics are made up. It's more like 92.5%.
Fact

Thanks for reading.
ChrisM - right 98.92% of the time.

Re: ChrisMuttonshutter's Famous Suck's Blog

by ChrisMuttonshutter » Sun May 17, 2020 6:50 am

If you are an alcoholic and live in the UK please click on the sign below to get help

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Re: ChrisMuttonshutter's Famous Suck's Blog

by ChrisMuttonshutter » Sat May 16, 2020 10:24 am

Some fuckers love alcohol.
Some weed.
Some violence.
Some fame.
Some cars.

Some fucker loved smack and wrote a song about it.
Lana made a great version and the video will titillate masp if the fucker has WiFi in his trailer.

Re: ChrisMuttonshutter's Famous Suck's Blog

by ChrisMuttonshutter » Wed May 13, 2020 4:50 am

I realise a lot of my readers suffer from feelings of inadequacy and self loathing, here's some inspirational quotes to spur you on up the ladder of success:

Great men are not born great, they grow great big beards.

Never give up. Today is hard, tomorrow will be worse, but the day after tomorrow will be Friday ( not always applicable )

The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing you will make a booby.

If somebody offers you an amazing opportunity but you are not sure you can do it, say yes and buy some lube.


Take care all and be a winner not a whiner.

ChrisM

Re: ChrisMuttonshutter's Famous Suck's Blog

by ChrisMuttonshutter » Sun May 10, 2020 9:33 am

My apologies to Blog aficionados about my lack of activity just recently but my Short Stories have hit the stratosphere and may well hit the mesosphere soon and I'm afraid I've been concentrating all my efforts there, but don't despair you are NOT forgotten.

Take care all.
ChrisM - Legendary Suckage Member

Re: ChrisMuttonshutter's Famous Suck's Blog

by ChrisMuttonshutter » Sat May 09, 2020 3:53 am

Seems a lot of you fuckers are upset.....

BWAAAH BWAAAH BWAH BWAH

Re: ChrisMuttonshutter's Famous Suck's Blog

by ChrisMuttonshutter » Sun May 03, 2020 3:00 am

RightGayTwat wrote:
Sun May 03, 2020 12:10 am
I think Chris would prefer to be tied up first.
Don't include me in your gay fantasies m8.
Oh and good to see you reading my famous BLOG derek, you know it makes fucking sense.

Re: ChrisMuttonshutter's Famous Suck's Blog

by RightWingConspirator » Sun May 03, 2020 12:10 am

I think Chris would prefer to be tied up first.

Re: ChrisMuttonshutter's Famous Suck's Blog

by Jonnifer » Sat May 02, 2020 9:08 pm

Can I come round and fart in your face and mouth please? I think you'll find it a most pleasurable experience.

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