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Re: 10x high-quality traffic is needed at least.

by RightWingConspirator » Mon Mar 18, 2024 3:23 am

Guest wrote: Fri Mar 08, 2024 5:15 pm Having this little traffic (lurkers are welcome) on the best site on the Web is beyond laughable — it's surreal. Why are you still not spreading the word? Why the fuck do worthless sites such as reddit.com get massive traffic but not properly made and run ones? The answer is that you don't help out, for whatever reason. Don't make another topic about it; I've heard it all before and I'm not going to change any of the things that make Newsucks500 the best.
You sound like you need some high quality traffic in your butt hole.

Re: 10x high-quality traffic is needed at least.

by Guest » Sat Mar 16, 2024 11:09 pm

This is getting really absurd. Why are you not spreading the word?

Re: 10x high-quality traffic is needed at least.

by Guest » Sat Mar 16, 2024 1:31 am

The morons who come here never cease to amaze with their utter, pure stupidity. Surprisingly, some of them actually manage to write technically valid sentences (although the meaning is nonsensical), which is scary in itself. Don't they ever take a break to do something else other than trying to spread their perversely confused and inaccurate lies here?

Re: 10x high-quality traffic is needed at least.

by Guest » Wed Mar 13, 2024 11:59 pm

RightWingConspirator wrote: Sat Mar 09, 2024 11:14 am
Guest wrote: Fri Mar 08, 2024 10:23 pm
Vegeta wrote: Fri Mar 08, 2024 10:07 pm I just farted and it smells really bad.
Away from the computer, I had a sudden realization: the non-bot bot-like posters must be nothing but fucking retards ruining this place. Unbelievable.
This is a place?

Oh you're right... This Mess Is A Place.
Did a bit of wee come out when you typed that?

Re: 10x high-quality traffic is needed at least.

by Guest » Wed Mar 13, 2024 8:07 am

Guest wrote: Sun Mar 10, 2024 12:41 am
Admin wrote: Sat Mar 09, 2024 1:12 am
Guest wrote: Fri Mar 08, 2024 5:15 pm Having this little traffic (lurkers are welcome) on the best site on the Web is beyond laughable — it's surreal. Why are you still not spreading the word? Why the fuck do worthless sites such as reddit.com get massive traffic but not properly made and run ones? The answer is that you don't help out, for whatever reason. Don't make another topic about it; I've heard it all before and I'm not going to change any of the things that make Newsucks500 the best.
Promoting the Suckage has been entirely ineffective for more than 10 years now. People just don't want to use this kind of site anymore. Normies don't trust forums because they're not familiar with them, and people who are familiar see the age of forums as some kind of dark age that they don't want to go back to. Our best bet for attracting new users, if I had to guess, would be to try switching up the board software to something like Xenforo with modern features like social media integration and Discord style reactions, but a license for that software is $400 and there's no guarantee it will actually help us attract new users.
How can it even be technically possible for this little traffic to find its way here? By all logic, there should never, ever be less than 10,000 people on-line at the same time here. It's very sad and frustrating. The traffic that does come seems to be (more or less) exclusively due to my own efforts. Why does the word get spread about insanely shitty sites like Twitter.com but not the far superior Newsucks500?
Kill yourself.

Re: 10x high-quality traffic is needed at least.

by Guest » Sun Mar 10, 2024 12:41 am

Admin wrote: Sat Mar 09, 2024 1:12 am
Guest wrote: Fri Mar 08, 2024 5:15 pm Having this little traffic (lurkers are welcome) on the best site on the Web is beyond laughable — it's surreal. Why are you still not spreading the word? Why the fuck do worthless sites such as reddit.com get massive traffic but not properly made and run ones? The answer is that you don't help out, for whatever reason. Don't make another topic about it; I've heard it all before and I'm not going to change any of the things that make Newsucks500 the best.
Promoting the Suckage has been entirely ineffective for more than 10 years now. People just don't want to use this kind of site anymore. Normies don't trust forums because they're not familiar with them, and people who are familiar see the age of forums as some kind of dark age that they don't want to go back to. Our best bet for attracting new users, if I had to guess, would be to try switching up the board software to something like Xenforo with modern features like social media integration and Discord style reactions, but a license for that software is $400 and there's no guarantee it will actually help us attract new users.
How can it even be technically possible for this little traffic to find its way here? By all logic, there should never, ever be less than 10,000 people on-line at the same time here. It's very sad and frustrating. The traffic that does come seems to be (more or less) exclusively due to my own efforts. Why does the word get spread about insanely shitty sites like Twitter.com but not the far superior Newsucks500?

Re: 10x high-quality traffic is needed at least.

by RightWingConspirator » Sat Mar 09, 2024 11:14 am

Guest wrote: Fri Mar 08, 2024 10:23 pm
Vegeta wrote: Fri Mar 08, 2024 10:07 pm I just farted and it smells really bad.
Away from the computer, I had a sudden realization: the non-bot bot-like posters must be nothing but fucking retards ruining this place. Unbelievable.
This is a place?

Oh you're right... This Mess Is A Place.

Re: 10x high-quality traffic is needed at least.

by Vegeta » Sat Mar 09, 2024 1:33 am

Admin wrote: Sat Mar 09, 2024 1:12 am
Guest wrote: Fri Mar 08, 2024 5:15 pm Having this little traffic (lurkers are welcome) on the best site on the Web is beyond laughable — it's surreal. Why are you still not spreading the word? Why the fuck do worthless sites such as reddit.com get massive traffic but not properly made and run ones? The answer is that you don't help out, for whatever reason. Don't make another topic about it; I've heard it all before and I'm not going to change any of the things that make Newsucks500 the best.
Promoting the Suckage has been entirely ineffective for more than 10 years now. People just don't want to use this kind of site anymore. Normies don't trust forums because they're not familiar with them, and people who are familiar see the age of forums as some kind of dark age that they don't want to go back to. Our best bet for attracting new users, if I had to guess, would be to try switching up the board software to something like Xenforo with modern features like social media integration and Discord style reactions, but a license for that software is $400 and there's no guarantee it will actually help us attract new users.
Give us a proper site logo already, you lazy sack of shit.

Re: 10x high-quality traffic is needed at least.

by Admin » Sat Mar 09, 2024 1:12 am

Guest wrote: Fri Mar 08, 2024 5:15 pm Having this little traffic (lurkers are welcome) on the best site on the Web is beyond laughable — it's surreal. Why are you still not spreading the word? Why the fuck do worthless sites such as reddit.com get massive traffic but not properly made and run ones? The answer is that you don't help out, for whatever reason. Don't make another topic about it; I've heard it all before and I'm not going to change any of the things that make Newsucks500 the best.
Promoting the Suckage has been entirely ineffective for more than 10 years now. People just don't want to use this kind of site anymore. Normies don't trust forums because they're not familiar with them, and people who are familiar see the age of forums as some kind of dark age that they don't want to go back to. Our best bet for attracting new users, if I had to guess, would be to try switching up the board software to something like Xenforo with modern features like social media integration and Discord style reactions, but a license for that software is $400 and there's no guarantee it will actually help us attract new users.

Re: 10x high-quality traffic is needed at least.

by Vegeta » Sat Mar 09, 2024 12:17 am

Burger King.

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