You ever notice how you're really constipated sometimes...

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Re: You ever notice how you're really constipated sometimes...

by Expert Dietitian » Thu Nov 30, 2023 3:02 am

Oh, not enough fiber too.

Re: You ever notice how you're really constipated sometimes...

by Expert Dietitian » Fri Nov 17, 2023 2:22 am

Guest wrote: ↑Thu Nov 16, 2023 11:10 pm Why is it I can take a huge shit in world record girth and length and it feels great, but when I'm constipated I can't push out a turd that's only a bit bigger than a pebble?
Too much cheese in your diet.

Re: You ever notice how you're really constipated sometimes...

by Guest » Thu Nov 16, 2023 11:10 pm

Why is it I can take a huge shit in world record girth and length and it feels great, but when I'm constipated I can't push out a turd that's only a bit bigger than a pebble?

Re: You ever notice how you're really constipated sometimes...

by lazy ass RWC » Sun Oct 22, 2023 11:05 am

Vegeta wrote: ↑Sun Oct 22, 2023 5:02 amEat more fiber.
Yea, I've had too much salt and liquid in my diet lately. This place absolutely reeks right now. It smells almost as bad as the dumpster outside of Arby's.

Re: You ever notice how you're really constipated sometimes...

by Guest » Sun Oct 22, 2023 9:30 am

Faggot

Re: You ever notice how you're really constipated sometimes...

by Vegeta » Sun Oct 22, 2023 5:02 am

Eat more fiber.

Re: You ever notice how you're really constipated sometimes...

by lazy RWC niggA » Sat Oct 21, 2023 10:06 am

I just finally released the turds of this past week.. I can't remember being that constipated in decades..

Re: You ever notice how you're really constipated sometimes...

by Guest » Sat Oct 21, 2023 9:11 am

Turds & farts.

Re: You ever notice how you're really constipated sometimes...

by Vegeta » Sat Oct 21, 2023 4:59 am

Eat more fiber.

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