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That's actually a prerequisite for getting further than county level in politics. The Satanic cabal that runs everything behind the scenes needs you to perform depraved sex acts on video so they can blackmail you into doing what you want. And if you don't? Well, I'm sure you heard about that leaked gay porno that was filmed in the United States Senate chamber.

I heard they suck boucack shitcock while dressed as fat transsexual women and then sodomize each other intimately.
Any truth to this disgusting behaviour? What a bunch of old fucking boomer fags. Your mother is also a smelly whore.