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Thu Jan 26, 2023 7:05 pm
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: Why I haven't been posting much lately
Replies: 11
Views: 155
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Re: Why I haven't been posting much lately

It's true. I've tried chamomile tea, Benadryl, Nyquil, CBD, and melatonin, but ChrisM's posts are the best sleep aid there is.
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Wed Jan 25, 2023 7:38 pm
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: Just gave the entire bowl a
Replies: 7
Views: 82
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Re: Just gave the entire bowl a

Quality thread
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Sun Jan 22, 2023 5:40 pm
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: Depositing a huge shit as I type this
Replies: 8
Views: 235
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Re: Depositing a huge shit as I type this

I think I have a stomach bug. The upside is that I can't stop shitting.
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Tue Jan 17, 2023 10:29 pm
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: Piss coming outta
Replies: 4
Views: 105
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Re: Piss coming outta

That doesn't sound normal. You should probably see a doctor.
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Mon Jan 16, 2023 10:06 pm
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: I've been farting a lot tonight and it fucking REEKS in here.
Replies: 2
Views: 134
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Re: I've been farting a lot tonight and it fucking REEKS in here.

Keep up the good work. We need plenty of gas to send over to the Europeans since they aren't allowed to buy from Russia anymore.
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Mon Jan 16, 2023 4:00 pm
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: Happy Monkey Luther Kong day!
Replies: 3
Views: 83
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Re: Happy Monkey Luther Kong day!

Lol.
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Wed Jan 11, 2023 1:17 pm
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: Just got one thing to say to all you autists.
Replies: 9
Views: 192
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Re: Just got one thing to say to all you autists.

Yup, he's seething alright
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Tue Jan 10, 2023 11:21 pm
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: Just got one thing to say to all you autists.
Replies: 9
Views: 192
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Re: Just got one thing to say to all you autists.

I think we finally broke Muttonshutter.
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Tue Jan 10, 2023 2:01 pm
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: Are you Americoons also seeing so much shit about Prince Harry lately?
Replies: 9
Views: 294
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Re: Are you Americoons also seeing so much shit about Prince Harry lately?

Supermarket tabloids here in the States always have some bullshit about the English royal family. I never understood that, I'm pretty sure this country was founded for the express purpose of not giving a shit about those inbred shitstains.
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Mon Jan 09, 2023 11:57 am
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: Had Taco Bell yesterday
Replies: 6
Views: 125
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Re: Had Taco Bell yesterday

OldPyjama wrote: Mon Jan 09, 2023 2:56 am We dont have Taco Bell here. Does it support the massive SHITFARTS ?
Taco Bell is in fact the number one cause of MASSIVE SHITFARTS in the United States and Canada.
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Mon Jan 09, 2023 2:14 am
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: Had Taco Bell yesterday
Replies: 6
Views: 125
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Re: Had Taco Bell yesterday

I like them cheesy fiesta potatoes.
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Sun Jan 08, 2023 8:45 pm
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: Had Taco Bell yesterday
Replies: 6
Views: 125
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Had Taco Bell yesterday

Now I'm taking a huge shit. I don't know what else I expected to happen.
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Sun Jan 08, 2023 8:44 pm
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: KILL YOURSELF ChrisM
Replies: 22
Views: 645
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Re: KILL YOURSELF ChrisM

I approve this message.
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Thu Jan 05, 2023 11:47 am
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: Just shat out about 4 pounds of greasy sliders
Replies: 3
Views: 163
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Just shat out about 4 pounds of greasy sliders

It smelled like :poo:
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Thu Dec 29, 2022 7:36 pm
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: MASSIVE FUCKING SHITFARTS
Replies: 3
Views: 104
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Re: MASSIVE FUCKING SHITFARTS

10.
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Wed Dec 28, 2022 8:01 pm
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: Arm wrestle me fucking asap cunt
Replies: 2
Views: 78
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Re: Arm wrestle me fucking asap cunt

Good luck. I'm a big fat guy, my arm probably weighs more than your entire body.
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Mon Dec 19, 2022 9:56 pm
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: Talk about a fucking shit show fart nugget... Avatar 2
Replies: 3
Views: 103
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Re: Talk about a fucking shit show fart nugget... Avatar 2

Anyone who still expects Hollywood to make anything worth watching is delusional. The film industry is just a bunch of pretentious producers and critics jerking each other off.
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Fri Dec 16, 2022 2:45 pm
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: List of people who should die miserably in 2023
Replies: 2
Views: 94
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Re: List of people who should die miserably in 2023

-King Charles III -Vladimir Putin -Volodymyr Zelensky -Joe Biden -Mitch McConnell -Bernie Sanders -The entire cast of CNN -The entire cast of Fox News -Klaus Schwab -George Soros -Mark Zuckerberg -Bill Gates -Henry Kissinger -Sheldon Adelson -The entire Rockefeller family -The entire Rothschild fami...