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It's true. I've tried chamomile tea, Benadryl, Nyquil, CBD, and melatonin, but ChrisM's posts are the best sleep aid there is.

That wasn't very nice

Quality thread

I think I have a stomach bug. The upside is that I can't stop shitting.

That doesn't sound normal. You should probably see a doctor.

Keep up the good work. We need plenty of gas to send over to the Europeans since they aren't allowed to buy from Russia anymore.

Lol.

Yup, he's seething alright

I think we finally broke Muttonshutter.

Supermarket tabloids here in the States always have some bullshit about the English royal family. I never understood that, I'm pretty sure this country was founded for the express purpose of not giving a shit about those inbred shitstains.

OldPyjama wrote: ↑Mon Jan 09, 2023 2:56 am We dont have Taco Bell here. Does it support the massive SHITFARTS ?

Taco Bell is in fact the number one cause of MASSIVE SHITFARTS in the United States and Canada.

I like them cheesy fiesta potatoes.

Now I'm taking a huge shit. I don't know what else I expected to happen.

I approve this message.

It smelled like

10.

Good luck. I'm a big fat guy, my arm probably weighs more than your entire body.

Gregory L. Spinney.

Anyone who still expects Hollywood to make anything worth watching is delusional. The film industry is just a bunch of pretentious producers and critics jerking each other off.

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