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by Jake Angeli
Sat Apr 24, 2021 2:07 am
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: Believe me when I say, I am so rich that I..
Replies: 5
Views: 618
Mood:
United States of America

Re: Believe me when I say, I am so rich that I..

Sir, I also want you to know a guy named Chris that's in here with me taught me to do this real cool thing with my tongue. If you ever need any, relaxation. :wink: I'm your man. Eagerly awaiting your pardon, your friend Jake.
by Jake Angeli
Sat Apr 24, 2021 1:33 am
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: Believe me when I say, I am so rich that I..
Replies: 5
Views: 618
Mood:
United States of America

Re: Believe me when I say, I am so rich that I..

God bless you Mr. Trump. This is just the deep state trying to take you out. Those libtards won't get away with it. Met a friend inside of here named Derek. When the deep state falls, we'll be there by your side. Just give us the signal and we'll take out those libtards in congress and put you back ...
by Jake Angeli
Thu Apr 15, 2021 7:43 am
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: I have a confession to make about being in prison
Replies: 3
Views: 390
Mood:
United States of America

Re: I have a confession to make about being in prison

I have never stuck my penis in another man's rectum, so I am not a homosexual. Just because I let other inmates squirt love mud into my mouth and up my rectum and kind of enjoy it only proves I can handle myself in here just fine, unlike you wimpy libtards. Couple more hand jobs and big Joe is gonna...
by Jake Angeli
Sun Mar 21, 2021 7:15 am
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: Just think, on September 11 of this year it will be 20 years since
Replies: 4
Views: 476
Mood:
United States of America

Re: Just think, on September 11 of this year it will be 20 years since

You ain't supposed to ever forget Jan 6th when we fought to take our great country back from the liberal scum. Just as bad as those damn Muslims on 9/11. The libtards that is.
by Jake Angeli
Sun Mar 21, 2021 7:10 am
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: CHRISM WILL BE THE VICTIM
Replies: 28
Views: 1772
Mood:
United States of America

Re: CHRISM WILL BE THE VICTIM

One thing I learned here in the joint, is getting the dick or giving the dick, it's all the same. You do what you can to survive and try to enjoy yourself on the way.
by Jake Angeli
Sun Mar 21, 2021 7:07 am
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: South Carolina's new flag choices
Replies: 5
Views: 404
Mood:
United States of America

Re: South Carolina's new flag choices

It's a palm tree you libtards. It ain't no toilet brush. Palm trees is what S. Carlines is known for.
by Jake Angeli
Sun Mar 21, 2021 7:05 am
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: Biden just pwned himself again.
Replies: 10
Views: 746
Mood:
United States of America

Re: Biden just pwned himself again.

Biden will be forced out in the next wave of attack.
by Jake Angeli
Sun Mar 21, 2021 7:02 am
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: Seriously you guy's, the fucking pain #burningasshole
Replies: 14
Views: 1280
Mood:
United States of America

Re: Seriously you guy's, the fucking pain #burningasshole

You're not a man unless you can take down some good spicy jerky. I hope that meat was seasoned with all organic ingredients. We need to stock up on provisions for the next attack.
by Jake Angeli
Thu Jan 21, 2021 4:50 am
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: The greatest President ever will grant me a pardon soon
Replies: 5
Views: 638
Mood:
United States of America

Re: The greatest President ever will grant me a pardon soon

Guest wrote:
Wed Jan 20, 2021 9:01 am
FAGGOT
Hey, these commies in here still won't give me a generous organic menu to choose from. I wont let them win, im no faggot, i barted a bj for a granola bar my cell mate bought out of commissary. you do what you do to survive in the joint. this war ain't over