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by ChrisMuttonshutter
Sat May 23, 2020 3:54 am
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: Mutton's short story thread
Replies: 135
Views: 17668
Mood:
Great Britain

Re: Mutton's short story thread

once upon a time there was a boring cunt. it's you. I love the fact that my stories have encouraged an otherwise imbecile to get on his/her keyboard and have a go on their own. Here is my critique: Try and use good grammar for a start, I know you're an uneducated tit but it does help: Once upon a t...
by ChrisMuttonshutter
Sat May 23, 2020 3:39 am
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: orange man bad
Replies: 8
Views: 122
Mood:
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Re: orange man bad

Ha pepe the frog is it :smile: I'm so uncool unlike you fuckers slavering over the latest memeypoos. Guess I'll have to keep on the road less traveled on my way to Damascus. Pepe hasn't been "the latest meme" since 2006. Fuck me I've some catching up to do, thanks for the advice, I'll do some resea...
by ChrisMuttonshutter
Sat May 23, 2020 3:36 am
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: Gay site. Not the real Suckage anymore.
Replies: 16
Views: 574
Mood:
Great Britain

Re: Gay site. Not the real Suckage anymore.

Guest wrote:
Fri May 22, 2020 3:59 pm
ChrisMuttonshutter wrote:
Fri May 22, 2020 5:42 am
nigga wrote:
Thu May 21, 2020 6:00 pm
moi wrote:
Thu May 21, 2020 3:44 am
The road to Damascus beckons us all .........
What the fuck does that even mean
It means you're a fucktard and always will be m8.
boring cunt
I fear your own road will be a fucking long trek m8 with no happy ending.
by ChrisMuttonshutter
Fri May 22, 2020 6:43 am
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: I officially challenge Chris to a bare knuckle fight
Replies: 8
Views: 291
Mood:
Great Britain

Re: I officially challenge Chris to a bare knuckle fight

I knew this kid named james who used to get fat slags out on the corner with mugs He liked to hang out late he liked to eat shit and keep the pace with thugs Until late one night there was a big bun fight and james lost his head He pulled out his chrome dildo, talked some shit, and wound up dead Now...
by ChrisMuttonshutter
Fri May 22, 2020 6:35 am
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: Mutton's short story thread
Replies: 135
Views: 17668
Mood:
Great Britain

Re: Mutton's short story thread

He thought he would write a story about flatulence.
He didn't.
He wasn't a boring cunt.
by ChrisMuttonshutter
Fri May 22, 2020 6:29 am
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: ChrisMuttonshutter's Famous Suck's Blog
Replies: 85
Views: 13365
Mood:
Great Britain

Re: ChrisMuttonshutter's Famous Suck's Blog

I am - the shortest complete sentence in the English Language.

I am ChrisMuttonshutter - the most important sentence on Here
by ChrisMuttonshutter
Fri May 22, 2020 5:56 am
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: Another picture of yithian/jimmy.
Replies: 0
Views: 20
Mood:
Great Britain

Another picture of yithian/jimmy.

Image

Turns out he's worshiped by fucking millions.

At least I think it's him, the resemblance is uncanny.
by ChrisMuttonshutter
Fri May 22, 2020 5:51 am
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: orange man bad
Replies: 8
Views: 122
Mood:
Great Britain

Re: orange man bad

Ha pepe the frog is it :smile:
I'm so uncool unlike you fuckers slavering over the latest memeypoos.
Guess I'll have to keep on the road less traveled on my way to Damascus.
by ChrisMuttonshutter
Fri May 22, 2020 5:46 am
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: ChrisM is so fucking BLACK that he's actually
Replies: 17
Views: 1233
Mood:
Great Britain

Re: ChrisM is so fucking BLACK that he's actually

Back to my trade mark Red
by ChrisMuttonshutter
Fri May 22, 2020 5:44 am
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: MASP just died of a heart attack from eating too much Sonic
Replies: 3
Views: 52
Mood:
Great Britain

Re: MASP just died of a heart attack from eating too much Sonic

Masp has been dead (especially in the brain department) for fucking ages.