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by ChrisMuttonshutter
Thu Jul 02, 2020 1:03 pm
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: ChrisMuttonshutter's Famous Suck's Blog
Replies: 99
Views: 15875
Mood:
Great Britain

Re: ChrisMuttonshutter's Famous Suck's Blog

I suspect, no I know you can't have a relationship with any other fucker as you are intellectually sub normal and should have probably been disposed of at birth so you now spend your time examining your bowel movements as recompence. Your Mum probably still loves you but I have my doubts. Keep doing...
by ChrisMuttonshutter
Wed Jul 01, 2020 6:54 am
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: Mutton's short story thread
Replies: 147
Views: 20944
Mood:
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Re: Mutton's short story thread

She bent
He shot
They came
He went


a bit of erotica for all you wankers
by ChrisMuttonshutter
Wed Jul 01, 2020 6:51 am
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: ChrisMuttonshutter's Famous Suck's Blog
Replies: 99
Views: 15875
Mood:
Great Britain

Re: ChrisMuttonshutter's Famous Suck's Blog

July is here and as usual the summer has fucked off in dear old Blighty.
July is here and no fucker wants the yanks to visit their country.
July is here and only the truck driver, pensioner and yours truly left.
July is here and I eagerly await September ........

Take care all

ChrisM
by ChrisMuttonshutter
Wed Jul 01, 2020 6:44 am
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: Moments of Pleasure.
Replies: 47
Views: 5488
Mood:
Great Britain

Re: Moments of Pleasure.

Hannah
by ChrisMuttonshutter
Wed Jul 01, 2020 6:43 am
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: Moments of Pleasure.
Replies: 47
Views: 5488
Mood:
Great Britain

Re: Moments of Pleasure.

Ah ! another royal we.com
by ChrisMuttonshutter
Wed Jul 01, 2020 6:42 am
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: Okay, this is getting out of hand. They've torn down the Statue of Liberty!
Replies: 5
Views: 43
Mood:
Great Britain

Re: Okay, this is getting out of hand. They've torn down the Statue of Liberty!

Keep the language down derek, this is a fucking respectable shithole m8.
by ChrisMuttonshutter
Wed Jul 01, 2020 6:40 am
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: Went to KFC for lunch today. Big mistake.
Replies: 7
Views: 110
Mood:
Great Britain

Re: Went to KFC for lunch today. Big mistake.

rwc queen of the suckage wrote:
Tue Jun 30, 2020 10:43 pm
Without fast food, life is not worth living. Just ask the President. He'll tell you straight to your face.
Anything that thick cunt says is not worth listening to ( both of you infact )
by ChrisMuttonshutter
Wed Jul 01, 2020 6:37 am
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: So I was fired from my job at Ruby Tuesdays today.
Replies: 4
Views: 44
Mood:
Great Britain

Re: So I was fired from my job at Ruby Tuesdays today.

Fucking hell derek. Do they employ pensioners like you ?
by ChrisMuttonshutter
Wed Jul 01, 2020 6:36 am
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: I am sick and fukkin tired..
Replies: 12
Views: 190
Mood:
Great Britain

Re: I am sick and fukkin tired..

Someone sems upset :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin:
by ChrisMuttonshutter
Wed Jul 01, 2020 6:35 am
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: Think of the positive
Replies: 4
Views: 74
Mood:
Great Britain

Re: Think of the positive

rwc queen of the suckage wrote:
Tue Jun 30, 2020 10:49 pm
I like that I'm not,
1, COVID-19 positive
2, HIV positive
3, Living in Africa
4, ChrisMuttonshutter
Try using a power point or - instead of a comma m8.
Hope this helps.