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by ChrisMuttonshutter
Mon Apr 06, 2020 7:11 am
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: ChrisMuttonshutter's Famous Suck's Blog
Replies: 71
Views: 5940
Mood:
Great Britain

Re: ChrisMuttonshutter's Famous Suck's Blog

Making some chicken soup today, here's the recipe - Chicken carcasses with lots of meat. Celery Onion Potatoes Salt Chicken Stock pot If you've got these ingredients just wing it m8's. Enjoy and stay safe, unless you're a fucktard, which means https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn%3AANd9Gc...
by ChrisMuttonshutter
Mon Apr 06, 2020 7:04 am
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: Mutton's short story thread
Replies: 96
Views: 9298
Mood:
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Re: Mutton's short story thread

He decided to give up social intercourse on the Internet for lent, unfortunately he had no fucking idea when lent was ........




This one is for one of my best m8's dave jr/mexicanpirate/old pyjama/major robotnik
by ChrisMuttonshutter
Mon Apr 06, 2020 6:58 am
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: The story of ChrisMuttonshutter:
Replies: 7
Views: 74
Mood:
Great Britain

Re: The story of ChrisMuttonshutter:

Some daft cunt must be wetting himself, thinking how clever he his, LMFAoffypoos.
Keep trying m8.

BTW love that there is another thread about moi.
by ChrisMuttonshutter
Sat Apr 04, 2020 5:34 pm
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: The story of ChrisMuttonshutter:
Replies: 7
Views: 74
Mood:
Great Britain

Re: The story of ChrisMuttonshutter:

Another endorsement from one of my many fans/fanatics.
Ta
by ChrisMuttonshutter
Sat Apr 04, 2020 10:07 am
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: Mutton's short story thread
Replies: 96
Views: 9298
Mood:
Great Britain

Re: Mutton's short story thread

He'd left his finger in a tight hole somewhere but couldn't for the life of him remember where...
by ChrisMuttonshutter
Sat Apr 04, 2020 10:05 am
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: ChrisMuttonshutter's Famous Suck's Blog
Replies: 71
Views: 5940
Mood:
Great Britain

Re: ChrisMuttonshutter's Famous Suck's Blog

Just done a spot of gardening today so I may relax tonight with........

Stay calm all.
ChrisM, saviour of New Sucks 500.
by ChrisMuttonshutter
Sat Apr 04, 2020 10:02 am
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: Welcome to NewSucks500.com
Replies: 19
Views: 2410
Mood:
Great Britain

Re: Welcome to NewSucks500.com

Graham Nifty wrote:
Sat Sep 07, 2019 6:41 am
I'm here to help.
Dave jr isn't posting for lent, who the fuck are you ?
by ChrisMuttonshutter
Sat Apr 04, 2020 10:00 am
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: I’m on lockdown
Replies: 15
Views: 195
Mood:
Great Britain

Re: I’m on lockdown

Guest wrote:
Thu Apr 02, 2020 4:35 pm
ChrisMuttonshutter wrote:
Sat Mar 28, 2020 2:59 pm
Your President is a dictator because he didn't lock down the country
Retard.
You seem upset m8, don't worry the pwesident will save every fucker.
by ChrisMuttonshutter
Sat Apr 04, 2020 9:58 am
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: Doing my part to diagnose Covid-19
Replies: 3
Views: 59
Mood:
Great Britain

Re: Doing my part to diagnose Covid-19

Oh dear dear me .
by ChrisMuttonshutter
Sat Apr 04, 2020 9:57 am
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: Oh Chrissy Chrissy part 4
Replies: 3
Views: 63
Mood:
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Re: Oh Chrissy Chrissy part 4

Rightupmyarse wrote:
Thu Apr 02, 2020 10:02 pm
ChrisM8 couldn't get a date in a whorehouse in Thailand.
Bet you've never been to Thailand derek, I went with my wife a while back but it doesn't stop the whores and lady boys (you'd like them d ) from approaching .