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Mon Jan 30, 2023 5:55 pm
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: THE Blog
Replies: 385
Views: 67501
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Re: THE Blog



Says it all ....
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Sat Jan 28, 2023 6:16 am
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: ChrisMuttonshutter's short story thread
Replies: 375
Views: 80490
Mood:
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Re: ChrisMuttonshutter's short story thread

As you my readers can see, my efforts to bring some culture to the shithole is paying off. Some of the inmates are actually having a go at composing, although they have to use a template of one of my many exciting stories to get their own ideas going, but any effort by the retards is to be encourage...
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Fri Jan 27, 2023 5:13 pm
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: Moments of Pleasure.
Replies: 231
Views: 44319
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Re: Moments of Pleasure.

Today
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Fri Jan 27, 2023 5:12 pm
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: Why I haven't been posting much lately
Replies: 11
Views: 155
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Re: Why I haven't been posting much lately

It's true. I've tried chamomile tea, Benadryl, Nyquil, CBD, and melatonin, but ChrisM's posts are the best sleep aid there is. Thanks for reading my posts dave and glad they help with your sleep, maybe try to get a girlfriend they help too :wink: You're a gross child fucking shitstain. End yourself...
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Fri Jan 27, 2023 6:02 am
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: Why I haven't been posting much lately
Replies: 11
Views: 155
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Re: Why I haven't been posting much lately

Dave Doherty wrote: Thu Jan 26, 2023 7:05 pm It's true. I've tried chamomile tea, Benadryl, Nyquil, CBD, and melatonin, but ChrisM's posts are the best sleep aid there is.
Thanks for reading my posts dave and glad they help with your sleep, maybe try to get a girlfriend they help too :wink:
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Fri Jan 27, 2023 6:00 am
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: Welcome to NewSucks500.com
Replies: 238
Views: 26131
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Re: Welcome to NewSucks500.com

You seem upset m8 :biggrin:
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Fri Jan 27, 2023 5:59 am
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: ChrisMuttonshutter's short story thread
Replies: 375
Views: 80490
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Re: ChrisMuttonshutter's short story thread

Thanks for the comment but fyi I don't get any sexual satisfaction from shitty toilets, unlike most of the inmates here :wink:
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Thu Jan 26, 2023 5:29 pm
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: ChrisMuttonshutter's short story thread
Replies: 375
Views: 80490
Mood:
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Re: ChrisMuttonshutter's short story thread

He sat in his ivory tower bored ....
The peasants threw cabbages
The giraffe ate them ....
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Thu Jan 26, 2023 5:26 pm
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: Welcome to NewSucks500.com
Replies: 238
Views: 26131
Mood:
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Re: Welcome to NewSucks500.com

Dire
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Fri Jan 20, 2023 7:09 am
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: Moments of Pleasure.
Replies: 231
Views: 44319
Mood:
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Re: Moments of Pleasure.

We did bully him a bit. I say him, but it's they/them now as that's how they/them prefers. It was a wild time on Zib. Very entertaining. I seem to remember that little jimmy banned me :biggrin: but couldn't stop me posting :wink: You're mentally ill Chris. So very mentally ill. :poo: ta
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Thu Jan 19, 2023 5:10 pm
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: Why I haven't been posting much lately
Replies: 11
Views: 155
Mood:
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Re: Why I haven't been posting much lately

Suckage user wrote: Thu Jan 19, 2023 2:29 pm Every time I see a post by ChrisM or one of his sock puppet accounts, it puts me right to sleep. I can't help it, it's like being shot with a tranquilizer dart.
Fuck Off then :wink:
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Thu Jan 19, 2023 6:49 am
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: Moments of Pleasure.
Replies: 231
Views: 44319
Mood:
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Re: Moments of Pleasure.

Guest wrote: Wed Jan 18, 2023 8:14 pm
ChrisMuttonshutter wrote: Wed Jan 18, 2023 6:20 pm Happy Valley
Made me think about little old jimmy/yithian :wink:
He used to bully you on the other forum. :smile:
Snozzle the midget bully me
Biggest laugh you've given me today :biggrin:
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Wed Jan 18, 2023 6:21 pm
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: Welcome to NewSucks500.com
Replies: 238
Views: 26131
Mood:
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Re: Welcome to NewSucks500.com

Turn away before you die of boredom :wink:
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Wed Jan 18, 2023 6:20 pm
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: Moments of Pleasure.
Replies: 231
Views: 44319
Mood:
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Re: Moments of Pleasure.

Happy Valley
Made me think about little old jimmy/yithian :wink:
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Mon Jan 09, 2023 6:10 pm
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: Welcome to NewSucks500.com
Replies: 238
Views: 26131
Mood:
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Re: Welcome to NewSucks500.com

Expirin....
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Mon Jan 09, 2023 6:06 pm
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: THE Blog
Replies: 385
Views: 67501
Mood:
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Re: THE Blog


:wink:
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Wed Jan 04, 2023 5:43 pm
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: Welcome to NewSucks500.com
Replies: 238
Views: 26131
Mood:
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Re: Welcome to NewSucks500.com

Oh dear, dear me ....
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Wed Jan 04, 2023 5:42 pm
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: Moments of Pleasure.
Replies: 231
Views: 44319
Mood:
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Re: Moments of Pleasure.

Still waiting ....
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Wed Jan 04, 2023 5:41 pm
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: ChrisMuttonshutter's short story thread
Replies: 375
Views: 80490
Mood:
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Re: ChrisMuttonshutter's short story thread

Ah, plagiarism the last resort of the lesser :wink: The idiot toiled at his old computer, his head was in a whirl, the anger boiled through his body and what mind he still had left .... The giraffe had left for pastures new as she was bored, or was G a he ? A lone male checked his hairline and waist...
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Wed Jan 04, 2023 5:33 pm
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: THE Blog
Replies: 385
Views: 67501
Mood:
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Re: THE Blog

I see problems down the line I know that I’m right There was a dirt upon your hands Doing the same mistake twice Making the same mistake twice Come on over and be so caught up It's not about compromising I see problems down the line I know that I’m right I see darkness down the line I know it's hard...