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Says it all ....

As you my readers can see, my efforts to bring some culture to the shithole is paying off. Some of the inmates are actually having a go at composing, although they have to use a template of one of my many exciting stories to get their own ideas going, but any effort by the retards is to be encourage...

Today

It's true. I've tried chamomile tea, Benadryl, Nyquil, CBD, and melatonin, but ChrisM's posts are the best sleep aid there is. Thanks for reading my posts dave and glad they help with your sleep, maybe try to get a girlfriend they help too :wink: You're a gross child fucking shitstain. End yourself...

Dave Doherty wrote: ↑Thu Jan 26, 2023 7:05 pm It's true. I've tried chamomile tea, Benadryl, Nyquil, CBD, and melatonin, but ChrisM's posts are the best sleep aid there is.

Thanks for reading my posts dave and glad they help with your sleep, maybe try to get a girlfriend they help too

You seem upset m8

Thanks for the comment but fyi I don't get any sexual satisfaction from shitty toilets, unlike most of the inmates here

He sat in his ivory tower bored ....
The peasants threw cabbages
The giraffe ate them ....

Dire

We did bully him a bit. I say him, but it's they/them now as that's how they/them prefers. It was a wild time on Zib. Very entertaining. I seem to remember that little jimmy banned me :biggrin: but couldn't stop me posting :wink: You're mentally ill Chris. So very mentally ill. :poo: ta

Suckage user wrote: ↑Thu Jan 19, 2023 2:29 pm Every time I see a post by ChrisM or one of his sock puppet accounts, it puts me right to sleep. I can't help it, it's like being shot with a tranquilizer dart.

Fuck Off then

Guest wrote: ↑Wed Jan 18, 2023 8:14 pm

ChrisMuttonshutter wrote: ↑Wed Jan 18, 2023 6:20 pm Happy Valley
Made me think about little old jimmy/yithian

He used to bully you on the other forum.

Snozzle the midget bully me
Biggest laugh you've given me today

Turn away before you die of boredom

Happy Valley
Made me think about little old jimmy/yithian

Expirin....

Oh dear, dear me ....

Still waiting ....

Ah, plagiarism the last resort of the lesser :wink: The idiot toiled at his old computer, his head was in a whirl, the anger boiled through his body and what mind he still had left .... The giraffe had left for pastures new as she was bored, or was G a he ? A lone male checked his hairline and waist...

I see problems down the line I know that I’m right There was a dirt upon your hands Doing the same mistake twice Making the same mistake twice Come on over and be so caught up It's not about compromising I see problems down the line I know that I’m right I see darkness down the line I know it's hard...