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Warthag aka Face

Going to the Carolina Nationals in October while you fags beat off to negro tranny porn. For a few seconds three years ago, I thought I was gonna die. A supercharger on a funny car exploded and the body flew up right above us. It ended up flying over into the grass

Going to Guns n Roses Wednesday while you fags beat of to shemale porn. 5th of Tanqueray before the concert is gonna beat my ass Thursday because I don’t drink.

That’s just gd gross

I don’t unload anything. I drop and get two empties, but if I did unload, I wouldn’t use coloreds

I did the cologuard thing today. You shit into a container the size of a cantaloupe, pour stuff over it and put a lid on it. I boxed it up and walked into the ups store holding a boxed turd. I know the colored gal behind the counter thought something was wrong with me because I was doing a poor job ...

I requested a Mack instead of a Petercar, but they didn’t listen.

Somebody somewhere, probably a negro, has eaten that thing out

Nuh uh. MASP totes two at a time to Myrtle Beach 5 times a week