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Hey now, I am not bald. At least not till summer hits.

The fucking government invented the internet (DARPA). Well OF COURSE they are spying on you. None the less, you should still blow yourself up.

That's what I'd like to know. Guessing it's either Nick or one of his employees. It's a super old post with no other posts from the user, so guessing it's a fake "starter post". Common practice for new boards is the admin will start topics under different aliases to give the appearance of activity.

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Ha, that's fucked up. I actually know a dude named Matt who died from drinking that shit. His fucking friends even recorded him dying. I watched the video. He starts hyperventilating and shaking and you can hear one of his friends say "HEY MAN, YOU WANNA SMOKE A BOWL". They fucking let him linger fo...

Pizza Hut is fucking gross. That's like a last resort choice in my house. For us it's usually Godfather's or Casey's. Papa John's and Dominos are good too but none to be found in my area. Pizza Hut taco grosses me out because when I was younger, the one in the town I lived in was shut down by the he...

I've tested at 136, though that was probably 20 some years ago. Killed quite a few cells since then.

And holy shit, nice addition to the URL's with preview Nick. Ain't seen that shit in PhPBB before. Jason do that mod?

That's what they have been clamoring on about in the news the last few days anyways. Sounds promising, except for one simple fact: https://www.npr.org/2020/11/11/933957580/pfizer-ceo-sold-millions-in-stock-after-coronavirus-vaccine-news-raising-questio Usually when you see shit like this happen, is ...