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Should I stick my finger in my ass to scratch it? Is there anything I can do? How bout that fact guy, does he know? That's an excellent question friend. Sticking a phalange into your rectum is not uncommon. However, there have been recorded incidences of people placing other things such as Vibrator...

Pac-Man‘s Japanese creator, Toru Iwatani, reminded us of what inspired the character, then told us how he feels about the game today. Iwatani first saw Pac-Man in a pizza It’s a long-told tale, but in case you haven’t heard it, Iwatani says his inspiration for the Pac-Man character came from one of ...

Illegitimacy, status of children begotten and born outside of wedlock. Many statutes either state, or are interpreted to mean, that usually a child born under a void marriage is not illegitimate if his parents clearly believed that they were legally married. Similarly, annulment of a marriage usuall...

Most people with access to running water take showers at least 5 times a week. But what would happen if you stopped showering? There are the obvious things that would happen like acquiring body odor, but over time you'd actually become immune to the smell. But what if I told you there were even more...

I understand the anxiety. Conspiracy theories, are an attempt to explain harmful or tragic events as the result of the actions of a small, powerful group. Such explanations reject the accepted narrative surrounding those events; indeed, the official version may be seen as further proof of the conspi...

Greetings to all my loyal fans and hope you've all been wearing that mask. I just finished the first leg of my world tour promoting my book and decided to sit back with a nice glass of Merlot and do a bit of catching up. I'm sorry to hear about your discomfort. When you drink alcohol, it travels to ...

In the movie Teen Wolf, there is a scene at the end where Scott is hugging his dad. If you look upwards and to the left a bit, you will see an individual exposing themselves.

I never posted a fact that day, here's some porn.

You'll notice, I held off (procrastinated) on posting my fact of the day. According to some researchers, procrastination has more than quadrupled in the last 30 years. There is, at this point in time, no known reason as to the cause of this upward trend. Procrastination is often viewed as a lifestyl...

Black Friday is becoming extinct. Wal-Mart, the world's largest retailer, broke the Black Friday tradition in 2011, when it opened its store on Thanksgiving evening. Ever since, retailers have been in a race to catch up and now, 33 million Americans said they planned to shop immediately after turke...