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Doing some great spicy egg noodle farts tonight. It's a nice change of flavor.

My house still smells like shit I've been farting so much. I like it.

Good. He never liked our farts anyways. The prick.

Sounds about right, Chris is such a pussy.

Usually when they last that long shit ends up flying out my ass.

I wonder if teh OP is okay? I'd be happy to send him some sample fart mask canisters.

They should be so lucky. Those cuntz

Nice work. The saltiness of the ham will extenuate the flavor of the egg farts.

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