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Of course. I've been really gassy tonight after that steak dinner. I'll whip you up a fresh batch.

Does yours take standard NATO 40mm threads? I haven't yet released the Warsaw Pact compatible line.

Do you still have niggers that load and unload your trailers? Have they said anything hilarious lately?

I'm pretty sure most of the $$$ doesn't go to the niggers making the slop or taking the orders.

How come I can't buy Amazon gift cards at Walmart? :heil: Let the free market decide. Walmart doesn't carry jack rabbit dildos in store, or online. I'm just a consumer, not my fault you don't carry what I want. You can't even get a fucking old ass copy of Debbie Does Dallas, or any classic Mandingo...

I think he survived that shit. Again.

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Sat Sep 14, 2019 1:51 pm

Keep us updated kid, you're doing great.

This weekend I've been experimenting with canning techniques. Canned farts.

I have already trademarked the name and logo. Think something along the lines of "Southern Heat".

Best to get in before the IPO.

He says he'll stop being a complete nigger if we let him post again.

The sharks were very hungry.

I hope you are all enjoying my discovery.

I sprinkle protein powder on my ice cream.