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by RightWingConspirator
Wed Jan 15, 2020 11:53 pm
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: Had ham and eggs for dinner
Replies: 4
Views: 59
Italy

Re: Had ham and eggs for dinner

Doing some great spicy egg noodle farts tonight. It's a nice change of flavor.
by RightWingConspirator
Wed Jan 15, 2020 11:50 pm
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: First
Replies: 6
Views: 102
Italy

Re: First

My house still smells like shit I've been farting so much. I like it.
by RightWingConspirator
Wed Jan 15, 2020 11:48 pm
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: Message for Nigel
Replies: 2
Views: 35
Italy

Re: Message for Nigel

Good. He never liked our farts anyways. The prick.
by RightWingConspirator
Mon Jan 13, 2020 3:55 pm
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: Chris pulled out a baseball bat on Nigel
Replies: 1
Views: 37
Italy

Re: Chris pulled out a baseball bat on Nigel

Sounds about right, Chris is such a pussy.
by RightWingConspirator
Mon Jan 13, 2020 3:55 pm
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: Just let rip a twelve second screamer
Replies: 3
Views: 42
Italy

Re: Just let rip a twelve second screamer

Usually when they last that long shit ends up flying out my ass.
by RightWingConspirator
Mon Jan 13, 2020 3:55 pm
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: I just can't stop farting tonight and they keep coming
Replies: 5
Views: 40
Italy

Re: I just can't stop farting tonight and they keep coming

I wonder if teh OP is okay? I'd be happy to send him some sample fart mask canisters.
by RightWingConspirator
Fri Jan 10, 2020 1:52 am
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: Had ham and eggs for dinner
Replies: 4
Views: 59
Italy

Re: Had ham and eggs for dinner

Nice work. The saltiness of the ham will extenuate the flavor of the egg farts.
by RightWingConspirator
Tue Dec 24, 2019 9:17 pm
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: Happy fartwhiffmus
Replies: 3
Views: 94
Italy

Re: Happy fartwhiffmus

Yes! May the Spirit of Fartwhiffmus be with all you!

My fart canisters are on sale starting Dec 26-Jan 1st. 15% off!