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They would be better off as Fart Niggers

Fartniggers.

speaking of moles, I just farted out a 2 foot log that went straight down the hole.

massive shits

Zoink wrote: ↑

Sun Apr 11, 2021 6:29 am

Fucking hell derek don't you ever cook ?

I'm cookin' with gas these days asshole.

I wonder what Jesus's farts smelled like.

Unbelievably gay.

I think the small ones.. they are $11 or $14 buckets now. I believe the normal sized KFC bucket currently requires a reverse mortgage to finance.

I have those sometimes. Machine gun farts. Usually don't refer to them as that though unless it's at least a three round burst.

My shits have been kinda solid lately, no massive shitfarts in awhile.