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Mon Sep 26, 2022 9:49 pm
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: Question to RWC and Vegeta
Replies: 8
Views: 43
Mood:
United States of America

Re: Question to RWC and Vegeta

I don't know what I ate, but my farts just ABSOLUTELY REEK tonight. :dizzy:
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Mon Sep 26, 2022 9:30 pm
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: Anytime Donald Trump farts on an elevator
Replies: 2
Views: 11
Mood:
United States of America

Re: Anytime Donald Trump farts on an elevator

Mine are extra smelly tonight.
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Mon Sep 26, 2022 9:29 pm
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: There's a coup-d'etat brewing in China
Replies: 3
Views: 39
Mood:
United States of America

Re: There's a coup-d'etat brewing in China

My farts stink tonight.
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Mon Sep 26, 2022 9:26 pm
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: I AM MATUMBA, KING OF THE NIGGERS
Replies: 24
Views: 211
Mood:
United States of America

Re: I AM MATUMBA, KING OF THE NIGGERS

Niggeria.
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Mon Sep 26, 2022 9:25 pm
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: Walked on the elevator today and immediately puked.
Replies: 3
Views: 14
Mood:
United States of America

Walked on the elevator today and immediately puked.

I couldn't figure out why it smelled so bad in there, then I remember I had farted in there ten minutes earlier before I got off it.
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Sun Sep 25, 2022 1:39 pm
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: Buckingham Palace releases first pictures of Queen's tomb!!
Replies: 8
Views: 64
Mood:
United States of America

Re: Buckingham Palace releases first pictures of Queen's tomb!!

I would fart next to it so loudly, I would either shatter it, or entirely blow it away. And it would probably land on ChrisM's head in the hospital he's currently at.
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Sun Sep 25, 2022 12:49 pm
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: I just had a shit that took a great physical and emotional toll on me.
Replies: 2
Views: 43
Mood:
United States of America

Re: I just had a shit that took a great physical and emotional toll on me.

I don't understand myself. I'm not working on this particular fart canister. This was quite the anomaly. I will have to think about what I ate that day and the two days prior. I need to start keeping a journal.
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Sun Sep 25, 2022 12:46 pm
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: I'm okay dudes, everything's fine!!
Replies: 2
Views: 19
Mood:
United States of America

I'm okay dudes, everything's fine!!

After my last post I farted and it smelled so bad I passed out. I just came to about 5 minutes ago. I'm starting to get the feeling in my legs back and I have my fine motor skills again.
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Fri Sep 23, 2022 9:17 pm
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: I just had a shit that took a great physical and emotional toll on me.
Replies: 2
Views: 43
Mood:
United States of America

I just had a shit that took a great physical and emotional toll on me.

I was sweaty and exhausted by the time it was over. It had a burning smell to it. I felt like I was riding a roller coaster straight to hell. And loving every second of it.
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Tue Sep 20, 2022 11:02 pm
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: Another day... another thread about...
Replies: 4
Views: 79
Mood:
United States of America

Re: Another day... another thread about...

Fact. enjoy.
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Tue Sep 20, 2022 10:57 pm
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: Currently shitting my guts out
Replies: 3
Views: 69
Mood:
United States of America

Re: Currently shitting my guts out

I did the same thing earlier. It was spicy stir fry Why do I do this to myself?
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Tue Sep 13, 2022 9:23 pm
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: Le Bagman strikes again
Replies: 8
Views: 144
Mood:
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Re: Le Bagman strikes again

Only thing that would have made that better is if it was a DVD copy of Showgirls.
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Tue Sep 13, 2022 12:05 am
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: MASSIVE FUCKING SHITFARTS
Replies: 11
Views: 119
Mood:
United States of America

Re: MASSIVE FUCKING SHITFARTS

Well, good thing it didn't cause too much havoc. Like that burrito I got from Qdoba's one time. That was a multi-day event. I was sweaty, I was emotional, I was thinking about writing out my will, I cancelled my Amazon Prime membership, my house smelled like a sewer, I searched my soul and I didn't ...
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Mon Sep 12, 2022 10:21 pm
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: I will no longer be posting on the Suckage, because ChrisMuttonshutter has intimidated me to the point where I want to
Replies: 3
Views: 96
Mood:
United States of America

I will no longer be posting on the Suckage, because ChrisMuttonshutter has intimidated me to the point where I want to

LET OUT A MASSIVE SHITFART

Hahahah just kidding Chrisnigger! I'll always be here to make fun of your worthless fat child arm breaking pedophile rotten tooth shitface.
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Mon Sep 12, 2022 10:16 pm
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: MASSIVE FUCKING SHITFARTS
Replies: 11
Views: 119
Mood:
United States of America

Re: MASSIVE FUCKING SHITFARTS

Vegeta wrote: Sat Sep 10, 2022 5:26 pm Shitting out half a Buffalo chicken pizza right now
Did that once. Mine had too much buffalo sauce, that one stung a bit. Had a super spicy butt all afternoon. Live and learn.
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Mon Sep 12, 2022 10:15 pm
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: MASSIVE FUCKING SHITFARTS
Replies: 11
Views: 119
Mood:
United States of America

Re: MASSIVE FUCKING SHITFARTS

Guest wrote: Sat Sep 10, 2022 2:09 pm MASSIVE
FUCKING
SHITFARTS

:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
10.
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Mon Sep 12, 2022 10:13 pm
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: WHAT ONE OF YOU WANKERS WANTS A FIGHT?
Replies: 7
Views: 141
Mood:
United States of America

Re: WHAT ONE OF YOU WANKERS WANTS A FIGHT?

PRINCE FUCKING WILLIAM wrote: Thu Sep 08, 2022 6:53 pm MEET ME FUCKING ASAP OUTSIDE BUCKINGHAM PALACE
10 for being unbelievable. That old welfare faggot probably couldn't fight his way out of a paper bag.
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Mon Sep 12, 2022 10:12 pm
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: Just spotted Adele
Replies: 6
Views: 91
Mood:
United States of America

Re: Just spotted Adele

Why was she at a fag bar?
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Mon Sep 12, 2022 10:11 pm
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: A friendly message to my American cousin's
Replies: 4
Views: 110
Mood:
United States of America

Re: A friendly message to my American cousin's

Wtf is a pussyhole dickhead?

Dicks fuck pussies, so I don't understand if that's a compliment or a weird attempt at an insult which obviously doesn't work.