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Tue Oct 04, 2022 10:05 pm
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: Just had a lumpy chocolate milky looking shit with some yellow in it, a bit of blood and some corn.
Replies: 3
Views: 17
Mood:
United States of America

Just had a lumpy chocolate milky looking shit with some yellow in it, a bit of blood and some corn.

And I didn't even eat any corn. It hurt and was pretty soupy. Smelled like straight liquid ass. I flushed as soon as I could, but my house smells terrible now. I think it might be causing me respiratory failure. Might end up in an ER later tonight. :frown:
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Tue Oct 04, 2022 8:56 pm
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: Adele fought the suckage patriarchy with her fists
Replies: 7
Views: 48
Mood:
United States of America

Re: Adele fought the suckage patriarchy with her fists

I saw a Suckage Elder ram his fist up her arse and it came out her mouth. Strangely it didn't do the overall damage you would expect it to. Did knock her latest set of false teeth out though. She must be used to this kind of thing.
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Tue Oct 04, 2022 8:54 pm
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: A message of support for oldpyjama
Replies: 8
Views: 70
Mood:
United States of America

Re: A message of support for oldpyjama

Toilet.
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Tue Oct 04, 2022 8:51 pm
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: Can we stop telling each other to kill ourselves?
Replies: 8
Views: 51
Mood:
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Re: Can we stop telling each other to kill ourselves?

Whoa, this thread got out of hand quickly. Mods might need to shut this one down.
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Mon Sep 26, 2022 9:49 pm
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: Question to RWC and Vegeta
Replies: 8
Views: 143
Mood:
United States of America

Re: Question to RWC and Vegeta

I don't know what I ate, but my farts just ABSOLUTELY REEK tonight. :dizzy:
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Mon Sep 26, 2022 9:30 pm
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: Anytime Donald Trump farts on an elevator
Replies: 2
Views: 66
Mood:
United States of America

Re: Anytime Donald Trump farts on an elevator

Mine are extra smelly tonight.
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Mon Sep 26, 2022 9:29 pm
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: There's a coup-d'etat brewing in China
Replies: 3
Views: 103
Mood:
United States of America

Re: There's a coup-d'etat brewing in China

My farts stink tonight.
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Mon Sep 26, 2022 9:26 pm
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: I AM MATUMBA, KING OF THE NIGGERS
Replies: 24
Views: 510
Mood:
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Re: I AM MATUMBA, KING OF THE NIGGERS

Niggeria.
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Mon Sep 26, 2022 9:25 pm
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: Walked on the elevator today and immediately puked.
Replies: 3
Views: 67
Mood:
United States of America

Walked on the elevator today and immediately puked.

I couldn't figure out why it smelled so bad in there, then I remember I had farted in there ten minutes earlier before I got off it.
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Sun Sep 25, 2022 1:39 pm
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: Buckingham Palace releases first pictures of Queen's tomb!!
Replies: 8
Views: 178
Mood:
United States of America

Re: Buckingham Palace releases first pictures of Queen's tomb!!

I would fart next to it so loudly, I would either shatter it, or entirely blow it away. And it would probably land on ChrisM's head in the hospital he's currently at.
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Sun Sep 25, 2022 12:49 pm
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: I just had a shit that took a great physical and emotional toll on me.
Replies: 2
Views: 90
Mood:
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Re: I just had a shit that took a great physical and emotional toll on me.

I don't understand myself. I'm not working on this particular fart canister. This was quite the anomaly. I will have to think about what I ate that day and the two days prior. I need to start keeping a journal.
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Sun Sep 25, 2022 12:46 pm
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: I'm okay dudes, everything's fine!!
Replies: 2
Views: 63
Mood:
United States of America

I'm okay dudes, everything's fine!!

After my last post I farted and it smelled so bad I passed out. I just came to about 5 minutes ago. I'm starting to get the feeling in my legs back and I have my fine motor skills again.
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Fri Sep 23, 2022 9:17 pm
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: I just had a shit that took a great physical and emotional toll on me.
Replies: 2
Views: 90
Mood:
United States of America

I just had a shit that took a great physical and emotional toll on me.

I was sweaty and exhausted by the time it was over. It had a burning smell to it. I felt like I was riding a roller coaster straight to hell. And loving every second of it.
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Tue Sep 20, 2022 11:02 pm
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: Another day... another thread about...
Replies: 4
Views: 152
Mood:
United States of America

Re: Another day... another thread about...

Fact. enjoy.
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Tue Sep 20, 2022 10:57 pm
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: Currently shitting my guts out
Replies: 3
Views: 126
Mood:
United States of America

Re: Currently shitting my guts out

I did the same thing earlier. It was spicy stir fry Why do I do this to myself?
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Tue Sep 13, 2022 9:23 pm
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: Le Bagman strikes again
Replies: 8
Views: 251
Mood:
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Re: Le Bagman strikes again

Only thing that would have made that better is if it was a DVD copy of Showgirls.
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Tue Sep 13, 2022 12:05 am
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: MASSIVE FUCKING SHITFARTS
Replies: 11
Views: 234
Mood:
United States of America

Re: MASSIVE FUCKING SHITFARTS

Well, good thing it didn't cause too much havoc. Like that burrito I got from Qdoba's one time. That was a multi-day event. I was sweaty, I was emotional, I was thinking about writing out my will, I cancelled my Amazon Prime membership, my house smelled like a sewer, I searched my soul and I didn't ...
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Mon Sep 12, 2022 10:21 pm
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: I will no longer be posting on the Suckage, because ChrisMuttonshutter has intimidated me to the point where I want to
Replies: 3
Views: 165
Mood:
United States of America

I will no longer be posting on the Suckage, because ChrisMuttonshutter has intimidated me to the point where I want to

LET OUT A MASSIVE SHITFART

Hahahah just kidding Chrisnigger! I'll always be here to make fun of your worthless fat child arm breaking pedophile rotten tooth shitface.
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Mon Sep 12, 2022 10:16 pm
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: MASSIVE FUCKING SHITFARTS
Replies: 11
Views: 234
Mood:
United States of America

Re: MASSIVE FUCKING SHITFARTS

Vegeta wrote: Sat Sep 10, 2022 5:26 pm Shitting out half a Buffalo chicken pizza right now
Did that once. Mine had too much buffalo sauce, that one stung a bit. Had a super spicy butt all afternoon. Live and learn.