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Mon May 23, 2022 12:55 pm
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: About to eat a Snickers
Replies: 5
Views: 53
Mood:
United States of America

Re: About to eat a Snickers

Guest wrote: Fri May 20, 2022 8:39 pm
Vegeta wrote: Fri May 20, 2022 6:53 pm Candy is for children and fat fucks.
Says the person with a cartoon avatar
What are you talking about? That's just like some dude taking a dump.
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Mon May 23, 2022 12:53 pm
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: About to eat a Snickers
Replies: 5
Views: 53
Mood:
United States of America

Re: About to eat a Snickers

OldPyjama wrote: Fri May 20, 2022 6:36 pm No, human turds that you Brits eat are not Snickers.
That's an 11 out of 10. Nice.
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Mon May 23, 2022 12:51 pm
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: As far as I'm concerned
Replies: 5
Views: 52
Mood:
United States of America

Re: As far as I'm concerned

Guest wrote: Fri May 20, 2022 8:49 pmYou can all go suck your mom.
Hey, that wasn't a nice comment. Is this how you conduct yourself on the internet?
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Mon May 23, 2022 12:40 pm
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: How would you describe BIG ADELE?
Replies: 8
Views: 136
Mood:
United States of America

Re: How would you describe BIG ADELE?

I noticed there's not a "farts" poll option.
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Mon May 23, 2022 12:11 pm
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: RWC PUNCHED ME IN THE FACE
Replies: 5
Views: 44
Mood:
United States of America

Re: RWC PUNCHED ME IN THE FACE

The funny thing is, that face is so ugly, you'd never be able to tell I punched it with that much force. It was like punching a Roman sculpture of the ugliest shitnigger you can imagine.

I once punched a metal door.. this was on a different level.
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Mon May 23, 2022 12:05 pm
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: Eating a bar of chocolate (candy bar)
Replies: 7
Views: 75
Mood:
United States of America

Re: Eating a bar of chocolate (candy bar)

hehe gross British fags. I like the one in the red dress, I'd rail her over a table. A little hair pulling, smack her around a bit, she'd love it. And would come back for more. And would probably start stalking me. Hang out outside my house. Stuff like that. Not that I have any experience with that ...
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Mon May 23, 2022 12:03 pm
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: Just pushed a massive turd out my arse
Replies: 1
Views: 26
Mood:
United States of America

Re: Just pushed a massive turd out my arse

That sounds pretty nasty dude.
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Mon May 23, 2022 12:01 pm
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: You're all a bunch of FAGS
Replies: 8
Views: 53
Mood:
United States of America

Re: You're all a bunch of FAGS

I thought Arabs were aliens that came from the moon. The flags and all.
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Mon May 23, 2022 11:59 am
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: Zombie Barry Ferguson vs Maniac cop
Replies: 2
Views: 27
Mood:
United States of America

Re: Zombie Barry Ferguson vs Maniac cop

I would have to say Maniac Cop. Only because Barry is afraid of werewolves and a werewolf vs. Maniac Cop would probably be a draw.
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Mon May 23, 2022 11:57 am
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: How would you describe BIG ADELE?
Replies: 8
Views: 136
Mood:
United States of America

Re: How would you describe BIG ADELE?

I had a pretty rotten dump yesterday. Made me think of Adele.
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Mon May 23, 2022 11:56 am
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: RWC PUNCHED ME IN THE FACE
Replies: 5
Views: 44
Mood:
United States of America

Re: RWC PUNCHED ME IN THE FACE

I can chicken peck keys with my left hand. I'll heal eventually. You're still fat.
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Mon May 23, 2022 11:53 am
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: I think my wife wants a divorce
Replies: 5
Views: 46
Mood:
United States of America

Re: I think my wife wants a divorce

She obviously doesn't deserve you. Maybe you can trade up for a newer model. I know prices are kinda fucked these days, but maintenance always gets you in the end.
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Mon May 23, 2022 10:52 am
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: Guess which hand I've just farted in
Replies: 3
Views: 29
Mood:
United States of America

Re: Guess which hand I've just farted in

Guest wrote: Sun May 22, 2022 6:26 pm Guess correctly and you get to sniff it. Guess incorrectly and you get violently murdered.
I'll take the risk, but I have to think about it for awhile. Are you left handed, right handed, ambidextrous? Do you have any dark pigmentation of your skin? Do you have a hot sister?
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Sun May 22, 2022 3:21 pm
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: I visited r/terraluna
Replies: 4
Views: 48
Mood:
United States of America

Re: I visited r/terraluna

I never even heard of Luna until it crashed. You gotta be careful with cryptocurrency, there's a lot of scam projects put there because people are stupid enough to keep falling for them. So you're saying when the grocery store clerk asks you if you want to donate a dollar to save a young cancer pat...
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Sun May 22, 2022 3:18 pm
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: You're all a bunch of FAGS
Replies: 8
Views: 53
Mood:
United States of America

Re: You're all a bunch of FAGS

I dislike African Americans. Sometimes.
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Thu May 19, 2022 10:02 pm
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: Just invested my life savings into Bitcoin.
Replies: 11
Views: 123
Mood:
United States of America

Re: Just invested my life savings into Bitcoin.

I've been taking huge shits all this week.
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Thu May 19, 2022 9:51 pm
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: JUST TWISTED
Replies: 4
Views: 48
Mood:
United States of America

Re: JUST TWISTED

Sure you did, fucksteak.
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Wed May 18, 2022 11:09 pm
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: Eating a bag of crisps (potato chips)
Replies: 10
Views: 91
Mood:
United States of America

Re: Eating a bag of crisps (potato chips)

I like my muslims as rag doll corpses flying through the air after a good bomb strike. And extra crispy.
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Wed May 18, 2022 11:08 pm
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: Eating a bar of chocolate (candy bar)
Replies: 7
Views: 75
Mood:
United States of America

Re: Eating a bar of chocolate (candy bar)

Mr. Nigel Windsor wrote: Wed May 18, 2022 7:30 pm A delicious raisin and biscuit Yorkie
Those aren't raisins or biscuits.