NewSucks500 Message Board

Guest wrote: ↑Fri May 20, 2022 8:39 pm

Vegeta wrote: ↑Fri May 20, 2022 6:53 pm Candy is for children and fat fucks.

Says the person with a cartoon avatar

What are you talking about? That's just like some dude taking a dump.

OldPyjama wrote: ↑Fri May 20, 2022 6:36 pm No, human turds that you Brits eat are not Snickers.

That's an 11 out of 10. Nice.

Guest wrote: ↑Fri May 20, 2022 8:49 pmYou can all go suck your mom.

Hey, that wasn't a nice comment. Is this how you conduct yourself on the internet?

I noticed there's not a "farts" poll option.

The funny thing is, that face is so ugly, you'd never be able to tell I punched it with that much force. It was like punching a Roman sculpture of the ugliest shitnigger you can imagine.

I once punched a metal door.. this was on a different level.

hehe gross British fags. I like the one in the red dress, I'd rail her over a table. A little hair pulling, smack her around a bit, she'd love it. And would come back for more. And would probably start stalking me. Hang out outside my house. Stuff like that. Not that I have any experience with that ...

That sounds pretty nasty dude.

I thought Arabs were aliens that came from the moon. The flags and all.

I would have to say Maniac Cop. Only because Barry is afraid of werewolves and a werewolf vs. Maniac Cop would probably be a draw.

I had a pretty rotten dump yesterday. Made me think of Adele.

I can chicken peck keys with my left hand. I'll heal eventually. You're still fat.

She obviously doesn't deserve you. Maybe you can trade up for a newer model. I know prices are kinda fucked these days, but maintenance always gets you in the end.

Guest wrote: ↑Sun May 22, 2022 6:26 pm Guess correctly and you get to sniff it. Guess incorrectly and you get violently murdered.

I'll take the risk, but I have to think about it for awhile. Are you left handed, right handed, ambidextrous? Do you have any dark pigmentation of your skin? Do you have a hot sister?

I never even heard of Luna until it crashed. You gotta be careful with cryptocurrency, there's a lot of scam projects put there because people are stupid enough to keep falling for them. So you're saying when the grocery store clerk asks you if you want to donate a dollar to save a young cancer pat...

I dislike African Americans. Sometimes.

I've been taking huge shits all this week.

Glad to have you back sir!

Sure you did, fucksteak.

I like my muslims as rag doll corpses flying through the air after a good bomb strike. And extra crispy.

Mr. Nigel Windsor wrote: ↑Wed May 18, 2022 7:30 pm A delicious raisin and biscuit Yorkie

Those aren't raisins or biscuits.