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To be sure to be sure.
Meet me in Middletown.

To be sure to be sure

Sure did to be sure

He crashed his ford sanitary towel because ziggy his dog was licking his crotch and he dreamed it was a girl, a real girl, not some anime shit he usually got off on. He awoke with a fire hydrant up his arse. It felt nice, NO it felt just right. As his idol once said " ...................... htt...

boring thread

Reading your posts Chris.

This can't be true

my ass smells purty wrote: ↑Sat Sep 07, 2019 7:10 am

Is that you and your wife, Mr Purty?

Graham Nifty. wrote: ↑Sat Sep 07, 2019 8:15 amImposter!

looks like I have an impersonator, ah well sweetness follows.

More please

I'm here to help.

looking for friends

Thanks for the advice.