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Oldpyjama wrote: ↑Mon Apr 22, 2024 7:53 am

RightWingConspirator wrote: ↑Mon Apr 22, 2024 7:05 am It was a fart that actually launched me. The boss here just told me to go fuck myself, there was no fisticuffs.

Your boss sounds like a fag.

I held him down and farted on him. Then I walked out in triumph raising my fist to the roaring crowd. I felt like an American gladiator.

Negroez

Burger King Bacon King.

Ze Fartman wrote: ↑Wed May 01, 2024 11:36 pm There's no Farts option. So I'll have to write that one in.

My bad, I forgot.

Oldpyjama wrote: ↑Wed May 01, 2024 9:48 pmProgeria.

Progerians might be able to save Earth if we can't get the Gayniggers back!

Oh my bad, I thought you said "Shelly". She smelled like a turd too.

I wish mine smelled more some days, but life can be rough.

I'm thinking of a write in candidate. Trump can always put Kristy Blowhard on his ticket and sink any chances he might have had.

Arby's.

The bizarre ones are the funniest.