New Sucks 500

Guest wrote: ↑Sat May 04, 2024 11:15 am

RightWingConspirator wrote: ↑Wed May 01, 2024 2:04 am I'm thinking of a write in candidate. Trump can always put Kristy Blowhard on his ticket and sink any chances he might have had.

Kristy Blowhard? You mean like Kristi Gnome?

Yea that hoebag.

I just ripped one out and it seems to be some strange new flavor. I may need some scientists to analyze this one.

Oh wait, here comes another....

Imagine how I smell.

Negroez

Vegeta wrote: ↑Sat May 04, 2024 12:31 am I don't remember any particularly bad farts, but I did just take the biggest blackest dump of my life. I must've been firing those coal nuggets out of my ass for 30 minutes.

I wish I could be that lucky once in life.

I once ate a jar of pickled herring, a ham sandwich and some pickled eggs and later on I had the rankest and most horrifying fart imaginable. It made me pass out for awhile. When I came back to consciousness I immediately farted and passed out again. That's when I got the idea of selling these spice...

I just farted again.

Sounds like typical Chinese quality manufacturing and construction.

Turdz.

Oldpyjama wrote: ↑Thu May 02, 2024 6:28 am

RightWingConspirator wrote: ↑Wed May 01, 2024 11:59 pm

Oldpyjama wrote: ↑Wed May 01, 2024 9:48 pmProgeria.

Progerians might be able to save Earth if we can't get the Gayniggers back!

"When Sean's ugly face destroys the Earth, my people will prevail"

- Face builder

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