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- Wed Mar 27, 2024 4:57 am
- Forum: Everything Sucks
- Topic: I like farts.
- Replies: 0
- Views: 5
I like farts.
That's just pretty much all I had to say.
- Wed Mar 27, 2024 2:40 am
- Forum: Everything Sucks
- Topic: There's a local restaurant that sells 2 foot hot dogs.
- Replies: 3
- Views: 28
Re: There's a local restaurant that sells 2 foot hot dogs.
Yea but... motivation is a problem. I lack it. I'm barely motivated to steal all their shit. Imagine if I paid for it and made a youtube video about it... I'd rather lay in my bed and fart. And dream about bitches I fucked over 10 years ago. And try and understand what my latest nightmare means. Pri...
- Wed Mar 27, 2024 2:31 am
- Forum: Everything Sucks
- Topic: Some shocking news for you all. It may end the Suckage forever.
- Replies: 3
- Views: 29
Re: Some shocking news for you all. It may end the Suckage forever.
I think we can be okay. A fart never destroyed the Suckage before. We might be able to survive this whirlwind. We have a fortified headquarters. Kinda like a Furherbunker. I have the cyanide and PPK .380 sitting next to me to put a pill in my mouth and my head just in case things go bad. I don't wan...
- Tue Mar 26, 2024 5:36 am
- Forum: Everything Sucks
- Topic: just farted
- Replies: 4
- Views: 30
Re: just farted
I also farted just now. It was only average stank. Nothing spectacular.
- Tue Mar 26, 2024 5:33 am
- Forum: Everything Sucks
- Topic: There's a local restaurant that sells 2 foot hot dogs.
- Replies: 3
- Views: 28
Re: There's a local restaurant that sells 2 foot hot dogs.
Was thinking of renewing my Costco membership just so I can buy them out of hotdogs one day.
Maybe I can make it into a youtube Short and earn a million dollars off of it.
Maybe I can make it into a youtube Short and earn a million dollars off of it.
- Tue Mar 26, 2024 5:33 am
- Forum: Everything Sucks
- Topic: I will now impersonate bastard fat of usa
- Replies: 14
- Views: 569
Re: I will now impersonate bastard fat of usa
I got the Low Fat Ranch. I can't stand the Fat Free stuff, that's disgusting. I did pour a bag of shredded cheese over it when I got home, I need my calories.
- Tue Mar 26, 2024 2:03 am
- Forum: Everything Sucks
- Topic: I will now impersonate bastard fat of usa
- Replies: 14
- Views: 569
Re: I will now impersonate bastard fat of usa
I think I'm gonna hit up Wendy's and order 50 Baconators and 50 Large Frosties. And a salad.
- Tue Mar 26, 2024 2:02 am
- Forum: Everything Sucks
- Topic: MEET ME AT THE BUCKINGHAM PALACE DVD RENTAL
- Replies: 4
- Views: 47
Re: MEET ME AT THE BUCKINGHAM PALACE DVD RENTAL
Giant turdz.
- Tue Mar 26, 2024 2:01 am
- Forum: Everything Sucks
- Topic: I WILL NOT STOP
- Replies: 2
- Views: 23
Re: I WILL NOT STOP
When is my turn?
- Tue Mar 26, 2024 2:01 am
- Forum: Everything Sucks
- Topic: I've lost track of
- Replies: 1
- Views: 19
Re: I've lost track of
I can't count that high either.