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by RightWingConspirator
Wed Mar 27, 2024 4:57 am
Forum: Everything Sucks
Topic: I like farts.
Replies: 0
Views: 5

I like farts.

That's just pretty much all I had to say.
by RightWingConspirator
Wed Mar 27, 2024 2:40 am
Forum: Everything Sucks
Topic: There's a local restaurant that sells 2 foot hot dogs.
Replies: 3
Views: 28

Re: There's a local restaurant that sells 2 foot hot dogs.

Yea but... motivation is a problem. I lack it. I'm barely motivated to steal all their shit. Imagine if I paid for it and made a youtube video about it... I'd rather lay in my bed and fart. And dream about bitches I fucked over 10 years ago. And try and understand what my latest nightmare means. Pri...
by RightWingConspirator
Wed Mar 27, 2024 2:31 am
Forum: Everything Sucks
Topic: Some shocking news for you all. It may end the Suckage forever.
Replies: 3
Views: 28

Re: Some shocking news for you all. It may end the Suckage forever.

I think we can be okay. A fart never destroyed the Suckage before. We might be able to survive this whirlwind. We have a fortified headquarters. Kinda like a Furherbunker. I have the cyanide and PPK .380 sitting next to me to put a pill in my mouth and my head just in case things go bad. I don't wan...
by RightWingConspirator
Tue Mar 26, 2024 5:36 am
Forum: Everything Sucks
Topic: just farted
Replies: 4
Views: 30

Re: just farted

I also farted just now. It was only average stank. Nothing spectacular.
by RightWingConspirator
Tue Mar 26, 2024 5:33 am
Forum: Everything Sucks
Topic: There's a local restaurant that sells 2 foot hot dogs.
Replies: 3
Views: 28

Re: There's a local restaurant that sells 2 foot hot dogs.

Was thinking of renewing my Costco membership just so I can buy them out of hotdogs one day.

Maybe I can make it into a youtube Short and earn a million dollars off of it.
by RightWingConspirator
Tue Mar 26, 2024 5:33 am
Forum: Everything Sucks
Topic: I will now impersonate bastard fat of usa
Replies: 14
Views: 569

Re: I will now impersonate bastard fat of usa

I got the Low Fat Ranch. I can't stand the Fat Free stuff, that's disgusting. I did pour a bag of shredded cheese over it when I got home, I need my calories.
by RightWingConspirator
Tue Mar 26, 2024 2:03 am
Forum: Everything Sucks
Topic: I will now impersonate bastard fat of usa
Replies: 14
Views: 569

Re: I will now impersonate bastard fat of usa

I think I'm gonna hit up Wendy's and order 50 Baconators and 50 Large Frosties. And a salad.
by RightWingConspirator
Tue Mar 26, 2024 2:01 am
Forum: Everything Sucks
Topic: I WILL NOT STOP
Replies: 2
Views: 23

Re: I WILL NOT STOP

When is my turn?
by RightWingConspirator
Tue Mar 26, 2024 2:01 am
Forum: Everything Sucks
Topic: I've lost track of
Replies: 1
Views: 19

Re: I've lost track of

I can't count that high either.