New Sucks 500

I just farted again.

Sounds like typical Chinese quality manufacturing and construction.

Turdz.

Oldpyjama wrote: ↑Thu May 02, 2024 6:28 am

RightWingConspirator wrote: ↑Wed May 01, 2024 11:59 pm

Oldpyjama wrote: ↑Wed May 01, 2024 9:48 pmProgeria.

Progerians might be able to save Earth if we can't get the Gayniggers back!

"When Sean's ugly face destroys the Earth, my people will prevail"

- Face builder

10.

I've dealt with the local police enough, why the fuck would I give a shit about the Ilford Internig police

Oldpyjama wrote: ↑Mon Apr 22, 2024 7:53 am

RightWingConspirator wrote: ↑Mon Apr 22, 2024 7:05 am It was a fart that actually launched me. The boss here just told me to go fuck myself, there was no fisticuffs.

Your boss sounds like a fag.

I held him down and farted on him. Then I walked out in triumph raising my fist to the roaring crowd. I felt like an American gladiator.

Negroez

Burger King Bacon King.

Ze Fartman wrote: ↑Wed May 01, 2024 11:36 pm There's no Farts option. So I'll have to write that one in.

My bad, I forgot.

Oldpyjama wrote: ↑Wed May 01, 2024 9:48 pmProgeria.

Progerians might be able to save Earth if we can't get the Gayniggers back!