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Oldpyjama wrote: ↑Sat May 04, 2024 11:24 pm I JUST TOOK A SHIT.

What was the flavor like? Orange peel? Mango? Lemon Pepper? Smoked Salmon?

Mine stunk. I closed the bathroom door afterwards for safety reasons.

That's what happens when you make bridges out of glued together rice and dead dogs.

Not my fault. I just hang around and eat egg rolls.

Guest wrote: ↑Sat May 04, 2024 11:15 am

RightWingConspirator wrote: ↑Wed May 01, 2024 2:04 am I'm thinking of a write in candidate. Trump can always put Kristy Blowhard on his ticket and sink any chances he might have had.

Kristy Blowhard? You mean like Kristi Gnome?

Yea that hoebag.

I just ripped one out and it seems to be some strange new flavor. I may need some scientists to analyze this one.

Oh wait, here comes another....

Imagine how I smell.

Negroez

Vegeta wrote: ↑Sat May 04, 2024 12:31 am I don't remember any particularly bad farts, but I did just take the biggest blackest dump of my life. I must've been firing those coal nuggets out of my ass for 30 minutes.

I wish I could be that lucky once in life.

I once ate a jar of pickled herring, a ham sandwich and some pickled eggs and later on I had the rankest and most horrifying fart imaginable. It made me pass out for awhile. When I came back to consciousness I immediately farted and passed out again. That's when I got the idea of selling these spice...