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Quack.

smelly fart.

I hope he dies there. I'm sick of hearing about this asshole.

And it stung my bung.

Your beard is gay.

when the Grand Jury voted unanimously to indict him.

Lads, Ray's obesity is out of hands. We had to wash the feces off his body with a high pressure cleaner because the shit had become encrusted on his skin. He's also no longer residing in the bariatric ward since he painted the walls with his excrement.

He also will need dental implants because several of his teeth have fallen out,rottibg due to his incessant consumption of turds.

He was also caught grooming kids online and wanking his smallcock to videos of kids on TikTok so his internet...

So I dumped this big SHIT PILLAR in the toilet, but I've been flushing all night and IT WONT GO.
Any tips?

That's the name of the bill that they're calling the TikTok Ban! TikTok is bad, right? We don't need that. This bill will give the government the power to ban TikTok and any other app or service that we don't like! And good news - it also gives your pals in the government unrestricted access to everyone's phone, computer, home network, and everything on them so they can make sure that nobody is breaking the law! Anyone caught running banned software will be hit with a fine of $1 million and 20...

I figured I'd use the exercise bike for a few minutes, since I'm a big fat guy and people keep telling me to slim down. Unfortunately, before I even finished climbing on the thing I unleashed a massive fart that blew an old lady off the treadmill next to me. They told me that I'm not welcome in that gym anymore.

Tiny Terry's Toupee Emporium

Just felt like saying this :wink:

I WILL SHIT ON YOUR FACE AND FUCK YOUR ASS, CUNT. STAY AWAY FROM MY SON YOU PERVERTED FUCK

Outside Oldpyjamas house.

President Macron is a huge nigger who cocksucks the big corporations. He deserves to be Robespierred publicly.
Your mother is also a big whore.

Discuss.

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!