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So here I am trying to earn money for an organic garden while doing my time behind bars waiting for Trump to be reinstated. I'm just doing some drawings and stuff and selling them on ebay with the phone I snuck up my ass. I started it out at .99 cents to be fair cuz, you have to, but like, I should have set the reserve at a billion, but anyways. Someone from the deep state kept my auction hidden till the last second and before all the hundreds of millions who were watching the item had time to...

Me love you long time.

Fukking niggers and fags I swear

It didn't happen but still, fukking SHITNIGGERS I swear.

the next generation of fart masks. :fap:

Nearly sharted myself right now.

Your fecal matter in a tupperware (yummy!!) and if you let me fuck your kids in the arse.
Contact me at the Ilford Diabetic Ward or via my profile on the Ilford Pedophile Anonymous Association (IPAA)

Fact! :biggrin:

You're a horrible cunt. You fucking turd nigger you fuck kids in the ass? Really? What's wrong with you, you filthy pedophile piece of shit! Pedophilia is disgusting! You're worth less than a puddle of nigger puke you fucking fag. You fucking AIDS infected shit pile. I hope you get brutally beaten to death with baseball bats by crazy niggers you fucking perverted cockfag and afterwards, they should sodomize you brutally with those same bats after wrapping them in barbed wire you cunt. You...

You FOOKIN' WANKERS :yank: :yank:

What's up with you Americanoscum and the weird laws you're passing lately. I mean that shit with abortion, loosening gun laws even though there are clearly plenty of niggers and crazy people that really shouldn't have access to guns and I bet my ass the next step will be to make fag marriage not universally legal again.
Don't get me wrong, I don't give two shits about abortion and fags being able to marry. Whether fags can legally fuck each other in the ass now or not is of no intrest...

Killed himself via massive shitfarts

Nothing gets me going like a nice pair of feet with suckable toes, especially on a boy, and especially when he's stepping in shit! :fap: Fact

Holy shit those people smell BAD. Fucking boucacks smell like a turd that was produced 8 weeks ago and I can assure you, I know how that smells. I mean I did visit the UK after all, that smell is omnipresent there. It's hard to say if niggers smell more than boucacks.
What do you think? Which one of these two untermenschen smells the worst?

Mummy won't let children in the house anymore so I'm settling for second best :fap:

At a fag bar in New York

What a fukking dumb fat bitch. Pouring dry cleaner in your eyes because she felt she was supposed to be born blind. WTF you crazy whore. And you Americaniggers pay wellfare for this shit. You ought to Robespierre this fat cunt asap.

DONT EVEN ASK ME
JUST FART IN MY MOUTH
I AM A HOMO
JUST FART IN MY MOUTH
I WANK OVER BONO
JUST FART IN MY MOUTH
I AM WELL RANDY
JUST FART IN MY MOUTH
ILL BUY YOU A BRANDY
JUST FART IN MY MOUTH

was a very long, mushy length of poop. It came out like a snake, but immediately broke up all over the bowl. I flushed and the water turned completely brown.

Is the fucking Daddy of B wing, right?

Have a shite not a fight

It started off nice and loggy, then ended up being a hot tar poo. Was wiping for ages.

Choose a life not a knife.

I only charged him 100 £