So here I am trying to earn money for an organic garden while doing my time behind bars waiting for Trump to be reinstated. I'm just doing some drawings and stuff and selling them on ebay with the phone I snuck up my ass. I started it out at .99 cents to be fair cuz, you have to, but like, I should have set the reserve at a billion, but anyways. Someone from the deep state kept my auction hidden till the last second and before all the hundreds of millions who were watching the item had time to...