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I think my wife wants a divorce

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Billy Trotter

« Mon May 23, 2022 5:55 pm
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Phreakwars

» Mon May 23, 2022 10:54 am » in Open Chat Forum

Made a huge pot of my famous trophy winning infamous chili. Was gassy all night. Just woke up, decided to have a big bowl of leftover's for breakfast. Thinking of going in and napping next to her when I finish.

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Billy Trotter

Mon May 23, 2022 5:55 pm
As far as I'm concerned

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The o.p

« Mon May 23, 2022 3:26 pm
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Guest

» Fri May 20, 2022 8:49 pm » in Open Chat Forum

You can all go suck your mom.

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The o.p

Mon May 23, 2022 3:26 pm
Why can this stinking British assclown look like this?

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MAD BORIS JOHNSON

« Mon May 23, 2022 3:24 pm
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Guest

» Mon May 23, 2022 1:54 pm » in Open Chat Forum

And I have to shave and shower and put on some clothes that don't look like absolute shit just to go to work?

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MAD BORIS JOHNSON

Mon May 23, 2022 3:24 pm
About to eat a Snickers

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RightWingConspirator

« Mon May 23, 2022 12:55 pm
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Mr. Nigel Windsor

» Fri May 20, 2022 5:48 pm » in Open Chat Forum

Which was once called Marathon in the uk

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RightWingConspirator

Mon May 23, 2022 12:55 pm
How would you describe BIG ADELE?

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RightWingConspirator

« Mon May 23, 2022 12:40 pm
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The Pollman

» Wed May 11, 2022 11:51 am » in Open Chat Forum

HOW???????

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RightWingConspirator

Mon May 23, 2022 12:40 pm
RWC PUNCHED ME IN THE FACE

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RightWingConspirator

« Mon May 23, 2022 12:11 pm
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..BIG ADELE.

» Sun May 22, 2022 6:14 pm » in Open Chat Forum

AND JUST BROKE EVERY BONE IN HIS GAY FUCKING HAND LOL

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RightWingConspirator

Mon May 23, 2022 12:11 pm
Eating a bar of chocolate (candy bar)

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RightWingConspirator

« Mon May 23, 2022 12:05 pm
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Mr. Nigel Windsor

» Wed May 18, 2022 7:30 pm » in Open Chat Forum

A delicious raisin and biscuit Yorkie

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RightWingConspirator

Mon May 23, 2022 12:05 pm
Just pushed a massive turd out my arse

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RightWingConspirator

« Mon May 23, 2022 12:03 pm
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Guest

» Sun May 22, 2022 1:18 pm » in Open Chat Forum

Straight into oldpyjamas moms mouth

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RightWingConspirator

Mon May 23, 2022 12:03 pm
You're all a bunch of FAGS

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RightWingConspirator

« Mon May 23, 2022 12:01 pm
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Guest

» Sat May 21, 2022 5:17 pm » in Open Chat Forum

SUCK MY DICK

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RightWingConspirator

Mon May 23, 2022 12:01 pm
Zombie Barry Ferguson vs Maniac cop

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RightWingConspirator

« Mon May 23, 2022 11:59 am
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Guest

» Sun May 22, 2022 7:42 pm » in Open Chat Forum

Who wins?

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RightWingConspirator

Mon May 23, 2022 11:59 am
Guess which hand I've just farted in

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RightWingConspirator

« Mon May 23, 2022 10:52 am
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Guest

» Sun May 22, 2022 6:26 pm » in Open Chat Forum

Guess correctly and you get to sniff it. Guess incorrectly and you get violently murdered.

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RightWingConspirator

Mon May 23, 2022 10:52 am
I visited r/terraluna

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RightWingConspirator

« Sun May 22, 2022 3:21 pm
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OldPyjama

» Sat May 21, 2022 2:32 pm » in Open Chat Forum

Just wanted to see what the vibes on that wasteland are. My God the fucking LULZ. LUNA is a cryptocurrency that lost 99% of it's value in a matter of a few days, mostly because it was a retarded piece of shit scamcoin. I saw posts like My friend invested all his life savings into LUNA and lost everything. He attempted suicide
And another: I lost $450k in LUNA and now I can't pay my bank back. Suicide is my only way out

What in the blue fuck possesses someone to make dumb investments like...

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RightWingConspirator

Sun May 22, 2022 3:21 pm
Just invested my life savings into Bitcoin.

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Guest

« Sun May 22, 2022 6:33 am
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Guest

» Wed May 11, 2022 3:38 pm » in Open Chat Forum

Cock.

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Guest

Sun May 22, 2022 6:33 am
I am pro-abortion. Save abortion!!!

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Guest

« Sun May 22, 2022 6:09 am
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RightWingConspirator

» Sat May 14, 2022 6:36 pm » in Open Chat Forum

Kill all the babies, especially the brown ones. There's too many of those fucks around already.

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Guest

Sun May 22, 2022 6:09 am
Grooming kids?

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Guest

« Sun May 22, 2022 6:08 am
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Raymond P Hewitt

» Sat May 07, 2022 6:06 am » in Open Chat Forum

Anyone has any tips? Trying to groom this 12 years old in Minecraft but he's not receptive.
Also, Im goin gonna run out of diabetes and schizo medication. If you're there, Dr Finklestein, please send me some

Chrism signing off

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Guest

Sun May 22, 2022 6:08 am
Let's share some inspirational and historically accurate quotes

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Vegeta

« Fri May 20, 2022 6:54 pm
Posted in Open Chat Forum
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OldPyjama

» Fri May 20, 2022 3:31 am » in Open Chat Forum

By Allah, I will shove my diseased gonorrhea-stricken fatcock in that kuffar Bush's mouth!
- Saddam Hussein, president or Iraq

Ich tät es für das Lulz
- Adolf Hitler, chancellor of Nazi Germany

As your new Queen, I shall uphold our British traditions of incest, tooth decay, consuming excrement and sexual intercourse with children proudly!
-Queen Elisabets, monarch of Great Britain

Share yours!

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Vegeta

Fri May 20, 2022 6:54 pm
I smoke fags (cigarettes)

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Nigel

« Fri May 20, 2022 9:32 am
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Nigel

» Fri May 20, 2022 9:32 am » in Open Chat Forum

Fags

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Nigel

Fri May 20, 2022 9:32 am
Just bought a new pair of trousers (pants)

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Guest

« Fri May 20, 2022 6:20 am
Posted in Open Chat Forum

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Guest

» Fri May 20, 2022 6:20 am » in Open Chat Forum

And some pants (underwear)

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Guest

Fri May 20, 2022 6:20 am
Just bought a new pair of trousers (pants)

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Guest

« Fri May 20, 2022 6:20 am
Posted in Open Chat Forum

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Guest

» Fri May 20, 2022 6:20 am » in Open Chat Forum

And some pants (underwear)

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Guest

Fri May 20, 2022 6:20 am
JUST TWISTED

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..BIG ADELE.

« Fri May 20, 2022 6:17 am
Posted in Open Chat Forum
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..BIG ADELE.

» Thu May 19, 2022 7:29 pm » in Open Chat Forum

THAT POOF OLDPYJAMA UP LIKE A FUCKING PRETZEL

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..BIG ADELE.

Fri May 20, 2022 6:17 am
Other items that are interchangeable with "toilet paper", also commonly known as "shit wipe".

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RightWingConspirator

« Thu May 19, 2022 9:52 pm
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RightWingConspirator

» Tue May 17, 2022 11:31 pm » in Open Chat Forum

Any Twilight book
parking tickets
Kendall Jenner's face
modern art
leaves
A DVD collection of any season of Hoops
Koran
Bible
Torah
paystubs from minimum wage jobs
crypto currency
Johnny Depp's fedora
Amber Heard's face
anime drawings
any Chipotle wrapper immediately after consuming the contents
voting ballot

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RightWingConspirator

Thu May 19, 2022 9:52 pm
RWC AND FRIENDS CANT HANDLE THE ENGLISH

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Guest

« Thu May 19, 2022 12:17 pm
Posted in Open Chat Forum
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Guest

» Wed May 18, 2022 9:44 am » in Open Chat Forum

AND ARE HARASSING THE ADMIN TO HAVE THEM BANNED.

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Guest

Thu May 19, 2022 12:17 pm
Shitniggers and stinky boucacks are pleonasms

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Guest

« Thu May 19, 2022 12:53 am
Posted in Open Chat Forum
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OldPyjama

» Wed May 18, 2022 1:19 pm » in Open Chat Forum

pleonasm
/ˈpliːə(ʊ)ˌnaz(ə)m/
noun
the use of more words than are necessary to convey meaning

I mean niggers are by definition made of shit and boucacks are by definition stinky. So basically, calling the former shit and the latter stinky is a pleonasm.

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Guest

Thu May 19, 2022 12:53 am
ChrisM, I am on to you. I'm stalking you in Ilford.

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Guest

« Thu May 19, 2022 12:52 am
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Turdyfartbakeguy

» Wed May 18, 2022 2:53 am » in Open Chat Forum

YOU WILL BE MY NIGGER

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Guest

Thu May 19, 2022 12:52 am
Eating a bag of crisps (potato chips)

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RightWingConspirator

« Wed May 18, 2022 11:09 pm
Posted in Open Chat Forum
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Mr. Nigel Windsor

» Tue May 17, 2022 5:55 pm » in Open Chat Forum

Salt and vinegar flavour.
Might have some cheese and onion in a bit.

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RightWingConspirator

Wed May 18, 2022 11:09 pm
Everytime I take a shit larger than Bono...

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RightWingConspirator

« Wed May 18, 2022 11:07 pm
Posted in Open Chat Forum
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RightWingConspirator

» Thu May 05, 2022 5:31 pm » in Open Chat Forum

the stock market crashes.

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RightWingConspirator

Wed May 18, 2022 11:07 pm
Super serious important question for ChrisM

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Guest

« Wed May 18, 2022 5:22 pm
Posted in Open Chat Forum

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Guest

» Wed May 18, 2022 5:22 pm » in Open Chat Forum

Daddy or chips?

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Guest

Wed May 18, 2022 5:22 pm
MOMENTS OF TOTAL FUCKING NIGGERS

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Guest

« Wed May 18, 2022 11:59 am
Posted in Open Chat Forum
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RightWingConspirator

» Tue May 17, 2022 11:21 pm » in Open Chat Forum

SHITFARTS MASSIVE

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Guest

Wed May 18, 2022 11:59 am
STOP THE RACIST SHIT HERE

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Guest

« Wed May 18, 2022 11:59 am
Posted in Open Chat Forum
Replies: 8
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Guest

» Sun May 15, 2022 3:32 am » in Open Chat Forum

FUUCK YOU RACISTS!! AL DYAL GRAH!! STOP RACIST SHIT!!!

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Guest

Wed May 18, 2022 11:59 am
This is the LAST fucking time I visit a KFC!!!!

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Guest

« Wed May 18, 2022 11:58 am
Posted in Open Chat Forum
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RightWingConspirator

» Fri May 06, 2022 6:44 pm » in Open Chat Forum

Just as I'm pulling up to the pot hole ridden parking lot to go inside and use my coupon, I see some knuckle dragging babboon slowly strolling toward the front door. My worst fears were realized as I entered the establishment and the broken door slammed behind me. As I was there it kept slamming everytime someone entered or left. Some other nigger was bringing out pans of fried chicken and this nigger was like ohhh yea oh yea dats tha shit right there, you got the shit and then he air fistbumps...

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Guest

Wed May 18, 2022 11:58 am
I have something very important to say and I hope you hear me and listen instead of just responding.

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Guest

« Wed May 18, 2022 4:10 am
Posted in Open Chat Forum

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Guest

» Wed May 18, 2022 4:10 am » in Open Chat Forum

FUCK YOU

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Guest

Wed May 18, 2022 4:10 am
WHERE IS BIG ADELE?? I'm gonna beat her MUTHAFUCKIN ASS!!!!

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Susan Boyle

« Wed May 18, 2022 1:42 am
Posted in Open Chat Forum

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Susan Boyle

» Wed May 18, 2022 1:42 am » in Open Chat Forum

Bitch!

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Susan Boyle

Wed May 18, 2022 1:42 am
I just farted and it smelled fucking terrible dudes.

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RightWingConspirator

« Tue May 17, 2022 11:41 pm
Posted in Open Chat Forum
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Guest

» Wed May 11, 2022 10:02 am » in Open Chat Forum

God damn garlicy shrimp stir fry.

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RightWingConspirator

Tue May 17, 2022 11:41 pm
Just pushed a shit out of my ass (arse).

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RightWingConspirator

« Tue May 17, 2022 11:21 pm
Posted in Open Chat Forum
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RightWingConspirator

» Sat May 14, 2022 5:50 pm » in Open Chat Forum

True story.

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RightWingConspirator

Tue May 17, 2022 11:21 pm
Moments of Pleasure.

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Guest

« Tue May 17, 2022 5:56 pm
Posted in Open Chat Forum
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ChrisMuttonshutter

» Mon Sep 02, 2019 5:25 pm » in Open Chat Forum
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For ALL my fans ............
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Guest

Tue May 17, 2022 5:56 pm
ChrisM's famous Pedophilia and Incest blog

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Raymond P Hewitt

« Tue May 17, 2022 4:52 pm
Posted in Open Chat Forum
Replies: 23
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Raymond P Hewitt

» Sun Feb 27, 2022 3:12 pm » in Open Chat Forum
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I will be posting updates on my pedophile lifestyle.
Today, I broke my sons arms for the 4th time since the beginning of the year. I also wanked my tinycock furiously to pictures of young 10 years old boys.

Incest 4 life!

Fact!

Be one... with the incest and pedophilia
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Raymond P Hewitt

Tue May 17, 2022 4:52 pm
Raymond P Hewitt AKA ChrisM is an inbred pedophile

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Raymond P Hewitt

« Tue May 17, 2022 4:49 pm
Posted in Open Chat Forum
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Guest

» Tue Oct 26, 2021 12:25 am » in Open Chat Forum
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Keep your kids away from him. Before you he breaks their arm and rapes them
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Raymond P Hewitt

Tue May 17, 2022 4:49 pm
Murder the deviant pedophile

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Raymond P Hewitt

« Tue May 17, 2022 4:48 pm
Posted in Open Chat Forum
Replies: 6
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Censorbot

» Sat May 14, 2022 6:33 pm » in Open Chat Forum

I am the Censorbot. All pedophile behaviour must be stopped. The user known as is in possession of child pornography and is guilty of pedophilia. This filth is digsusting. Please murder him because morality.

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Raymond P Hewitt

Tue May 17, 2022 4:48 pm
AHM THE BRITISH FOOKIN BULLDOG

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Raymond P Hewitt

« Tue May 17, 2022 4:45 pm
Posted in Open Chat Forum
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Davey Boy Smith

» Mon May 16, 2022 10:04 pm » in Open Chat Forum

AND AHM HERE TO DEFEND THE FLAG OF THE GREATEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD.

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Raymond P Hewitt

Tue May 17, 2022 4:45 pm
Finally ChrisM AKA Raymond Peter Hewitt will starve to death!!!!

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Raymond P Hewitt

« Tue May 17, 2022 4:44 pm
Posted in Open Chat Forum
Replies: 3
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food reviewer

» Mon May 16, 2022 4:16 pm » in Open Chat Forum

About time you fucking crooked tooth fat child arm breaking pedo limey!

Get ur vinegar and chips while you still can you black toothed son of a bitch!!!!!

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Raymond P Hewitt

Tue May 17, 2022 4:44 pm
Movies with boucack names: part III

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Guest

« Tue May 17, 2022 6:01 am
Posted in Open Chat Forum
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OldPyjama

» Mon May 09, 2022 7:32 am » in Open Chat Forum

Ahmedbelle: Creation
The Bouckackjuring: Allah made me do it
The Imam
Fast and the Boucack 3: Baghdad Drift
Very Boucack Things
Boucack To The Future
Boucack Wars: Rise of the Mujahideen
Schindler 's Boucack

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Guest

Tue May 17, 2022 6:01 am
We're missing something from the forum flags.

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Guest

« Tue May 17, 2022 5:45 am
Posted in Open Chat Forum
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Guest

» Mon May 16, 2022 4:25 pm » in Open Chat Forum

Gay pride.

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Guest

Tue May 17, 2022 5:45 am

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