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Fags

And some pants (underwear)

And some pants (underwear)

Daddy or chips?

FUCK YOU

Bitch!

I'm raising the price of huffing my farts by $5. Trust me, I'm barely making anything here. Just trying to keep the faith, God bless.

DESTROY AND MURDER ALL THOTS VIOLENTLY! BEGONE, THOT!

Who gives a fucking shit? :poo:

ALL YOU WANKERS ARE FUCKING DEAD!!

Smell like mothballs and farts.

It's a seller's market, so please bid accordingly.

What would you pay for a good eggy whiff?

I have a nice charcoal chicken BBQ flavor as well.

The farts tonight have been orgasmic. :fap:

COME MEET ME AT THE ILFORD DVD RENTAL AND I'LL FISTFUCK YOUR FAT ASS, YOU FAT WHORE COME IF YOU DARE YOU WANKSTAIN

2 x original 1970s cor blimey trousers
2 x dustmans cap

£100

Judging by today we have a nazi admin :heil:

Oh Eric ....

You one eyed mug!

Next time I'll fucking kill ya

You playing with your mom's elderly ring

Punch the face off Dean Lynch Ward and his cousin Dougie Joyce.

And I intend on becoming top dog here. Who wants to get their teeth punched out first?

I WILL SLAP AND RAPE YOU.

:fap:

Stop calling me a nigger or I'll come to you and bitchslap yo ass. Especially that skanky fat whore BIG ADELE. Fucking skank I'll slap yo ass for making fun of Jada. Fat fuck.

Dean Lynch Wards cousin.

That's right. Keep Dave's name out chew fukkin mouth Chris or I'm gonna slap the taste out of it.

I am Will Smith and I have a fat nigger cock in my cum-infested throat.

I can't tell what smells worse, my feet, ass, or my dick smegma. I live off of pizza and mountain dew. It's what I eat for breakfast, lunch and dinner.

I still even suck at the games I play. I have to use hacks just to not get my stinky ass handed to me. I am a gamer.

I hate niggers.

:poo:

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Niggers smell bad

Need a banging tip out pronto asap

Wot one u want in your mouth first?

Just dropped one on ur mom's upper lip

COCK

EDIT: Test failed.

Test test test. :yank: :yawn: :biggrin: :duh:

I'm already getting Taco Bell, but it's the same drive-thru and I might want a Variety Bucket with my Taco 12 Pack because I'm a big fat guy.

Will you be my fwiend in the bariatric ward and fuck me in the ass (arse) ?
Occasionally I have to be rolled to the psychiatric ward for my rampant pedophilia, but we can spend time together m8

Asking for uhhh ... a friend.

Sweet corrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrn itch

I would use this forum as a central hub for pedophiles such as me to groom kids online
Fact!

These gone fragile faggots are mocking me for my obesity and compulsive pedophilia. I need my diabetes medication! I also raped my son again!! Help!!

I sold him to Prince Andrew! LMFuckingAO!

*See topic*

cyka blyat

What a bloody shame.

NIGGERS

Cock.

YOU SKINNY FAT CUNT

I am BIG ADELE and I have a fat nigger cock in my cum-infested throat.

50 cent and Nickelback

RAYMOND P. HEWITT
RIP

So what if a few prices went up? That means the economy's strong! Don't you dare ask for a raise either, or you're fired. Got it?

I want to suck your SCHLONGGGGGGGGG

When I meet up with him, I'm gonna piss pound that mother fucker into the ground.

I like to pull my t-shirt over my nose for maximum turd whiffs. :fap:

I'm so gassy and need to shit every hour. I can't figure out what the hell is wrong with me. I've been eating random things, so I can't pinpoint. Maybe I have corona? :frown:

It's true. Anyone else ever have that problem?

That's what I get everytime I go to Qdoba's and it's closed for lack of staff.

Picked up a ribeye while I was there, damn this is good. Saw more mudsharks than there were shopping carts. Tends to happen when I go after 8pm.

Prices aren't that much higher on most things and some are mostly the same. I crop dusted an old couple. Also, some fucking kid hit her head on some junk laying in the middle of the aisle and wouldn't stop screaming for a fucking hour. By the time I was done I couldn't get out of there fast enough.

You must eat a can of beans for each and every meal for 5 days straight. Then close all your windows and doors. Sit there and fart uncontrollably. You're not allow to open any windows.. let it REEK. If you can withstand this for an entire day, you win!

I am Gunnar and I have a fat nigger cock in my cum-infested throat.

Things went a bit pear shaped for him, they did

That feeling of the pump in you muscles after a tough session of hittin' the iron is something you weak poeple have never eelt. Never will haha

That feeling of the pump in you muscles after a tough session of hittin' the iron is something you weak poeple have never eelt. Never will haha

You know who you are.

Saved my life.

Had to release some steak and potatoes into the wild.

You think you're tough you roided up, shitbrained cunt fag? You suck massive cocks of your fellow bodybuilding fags you nigger-loving insecure little fuck. I'm sure any fat American fuck would be able to crush your ass with one hand you steroid-monstrosity. I bet you injected so much roids that your miserable tinycock is non-existant by now you retard. Filthy nigger. Kill yourself.

fryed chykkunz bix nood

YOU DEAD MOTHERFUCKER YOU

Drink your own piss.

Yes!!!!

I am Gunnar and I have a fat nigger cock in my cum-infested throat.

There's only one piece of cheesecake left in the fridge. I Think that Hilter LIED to me

See my tiny cock

Gotta turtle head poking out. Brb.

sucks.

sucks.

sucks.

Or is it just me?

The Rape and Pukefukk of all known trisomi(K) AIDS patients is just and demanded.be m8

Cock.

1.

2.

FAGGOT ZAML I RAPE YOU LAYN3L YEMESH KOWED ZEB IN YOUR TERMA

Like having your prostate tickled with cock and warm man love shot into your bum?

Is there some type of fart rating scale? I don't know where these fit in the spectrum, but they're awfully sour smelling.

And I ended up with a sweet corn nob nugget :poo:

Poo me knickers at DirtyBev.co.uk

One of the greatest American heroes to destroy all sand niggers!!!

Sucks.

Except Chris/Raymond. I don't condone to pedophilia and incest. Fucking vile cunt. Filthy British nigger. Kill yourself.

CUZ MURKA' FUCK YOU

made you look, blackass.

Who would have thought?

Is Raymond Peter Hewitt actually an incest-comitting child rapist?

To suck nigger cock. :suck:

ChrisM right now

INCEST AND PEDOPHILIA

Who here keeps calling me afaggot??? Quit it please!!!

It was very hoppy and just about peeled the paint off the walls. No more IPA's for me.

FARTS

YOU: Reading every post and not once replied. Come on now Melvin, contribute a little.

Fuck yourselves.

NIGGERS

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Because Noah is just a piece of shit you flush down the toilet. Fucker

Hot tar Dave

He's still a seething, coping, inbred,pedophile autist.co.uk m8

For a Micky Pitt :fap:

WHO THA FUCK ARE YOU ?

No harsh posts yet :wink:

Mad fucker jumped in with the lions, and punched the biggest one in the face. The lion didn't even flinch before he ripped this guy to shreds.

PAY ATTENTION TO ME DAMMIT

those crazy nigz

in a tub full of nacho cheese. I ate all the cheese because I'm fat, so I had to get out.

sitting on the toilet.

I finna boutta impregnify a bitch befo I gots ta repote to jail

79 1/2 years old.

because I'm fat and I take huge :poo: 's

I'm fat.

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