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It was like turd mush coming out of my bottom like it was coming out of a grease gun m8s. Smelled god awful, but in a good way.

Explosive water shits these last few days. Need to feel a big, knobbly turd ripping me open asap.

Are these cunts mental?! That's the bloody stupidest thing I've heard of since I learned the Yanks call chocolatey globbernaughts a candy bar! Your wife needs to know her place! In a proper British marriage such as mine, it is she who watches while I get buggered by a large colored bloke! Tell them more Raymond, I know you were quite a hit with the blacks and Pakis before the obesity set in.

S lutty C ockfag O bjectively R etarded P olice I nvestigator O perator N iggers

To my collection they go :smile: :wink:

Standing in front of him is too dangerous.

More like.. JewSucks500!

I sure could go for a big pecker up my fanny right now

Which will be never. :biggrin:

A super turdy fart :fap: :fap:

Now I can buy more fart masks. :heil: :heil: :heil: :heil: :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap:

What the fuck is up with that? I walked by this ape in niggermart the other day and it smelled like he hadn't wash his ass in about a month.

And I'll chop you in two with my plus ten great sword.

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE BUDDY WUSSUP MANG? LONG TIME NO SEE PLAYA. WOTS BEEN POPPING HOMESLICE?

Incel?

It's smells like arse in herre
(Like arse)
So take off all your clothes
(Ohh)
It smells like an arse, I wanna take my clothes off

Kill yourself demented fag ChrisM8

I saw him being thrown out of the St. Jude's children's hospital. Apparently security had recognized him in his latest disguise.

I'm just sitting in here farting my chair up, trying to keep my butt warm. It works good and smells great too! :heil:

Big Adele vs The Warriors ?

I BRI'ISH RETARD. I PISSED MY PANT. UEHEHUEUELELELE

Life is good.

You're all fucked :smile:

internet was created. :heil:

You seem upset. Are you gonna cry? Piss your pants? Maybe shit yourself?

Adele punched her fist clean through Micks head killing him instantly. It was so gruesome, but Adele just laughed and called him a poofter.

BIG JOE JOYCE KING OF THE GYPSIES

Someone had shoved a boat up his arse.

Tomorrow will be a day to remember for all time. The air in this place will have a green haze to it and I have two spare toilets and a plumber on retainer.

Indian Food called. It wants all of it's massive shitfarts back.

Thai Food is still on the fence/toilet.

Will update as necessary and time allows.

Nigz

What's newsworthy about a few dead boucacks in that pig-fucker country anyways? Dead boucacks.be m8
Also, niggers.

First three had a lot of mass to them. It was like *plunk* *plunk* *PLOP*. The third one hit the bowl like a boulder and splashed my ass a bit. Number 4 was a bit smaller. I sat there a bit thinking about my latest theorem. Then came number 5. It was a bit larger than number 4 and I thought i was done. But then I felt another. And then number 7 came. Then number 8. I lost count after that. I think I finished on 10 or 11. It smelled pretty ape like in there, like a Sasquatch came in and took a...

I'm coming for YOU!

FARTS :smile:

Looks and smells like a dead badger

It smelled so bad I fucking puked.

Not sure what's going on today, but my turds are coming out very slowly. I think I'm finished for the day. But then again.. never say never.

Fact.

fag.

Gonna take ages to mop up

I'm trying to tone it down, but they just keep getting stinkier and more smelling. I hope I don't get evicted from my apartment tomorrow. :frown:

Sounded like several machine gun farts at teh same time!!

Fucking Chipotle! :mad: :mad: :mad:

I am Kanye West and I have a fat nigger cock in my cum-infested throat.

give me stinky farts to eat.

Phil Baroni

MASSIVE SHITFARTS = PEACE

And my fat faggot cock is lodged in oldpyjamas baggy arsehole.

How many nigger cocks did you suck last week to pay for your diabetes meds you fat skank? Im sure you're still burping up AIDS-infected cum right now.

Saturday night SHIT-PILLARS.be m8

I'm going to bum you in the gob luv

- Chrismuttoncocksuck
- King Charles

End your own shitlives, fags

Can I suck you dick? Can you rape my ass like I rape my son's?

I suck nigger cocks and rape little Africans.
Fact!

It's gonna be fucking LOUD :eek:

With your schlong in Jan's mouth

SUPER MASSIVE SHITFARTS

The United States has 24 hours to declare Adele as president or face total annihilation.

Suck my dick, fag. And eat my shit. I will sodomize you. Fag.

DAAAAAAAAAAAVE

You incestcunt British pile of sad shit. Nobody likes you, not even stinky niggers you subhuman pedo.You fucking child molesting homo. It's easy breaking a little boys arm isn't it you cowardly inbred cunt jew. A real man would fistfuck you and use your shitmouth as a sockpuppet you retarded obese mongoloid. Kill yourself.

I am Bolsonaro and I have a fat nigger cock in my cum-infested throat

How much you paying per kilo of shit? I might be able to get you a better deal.

You're a disgrace, even in your shit stained country. Stop raping your own son you massive sicko

I am Rihanna and I have a fat nigger cock in my cum-infested throat.

You fucking fat sodomite. I hear you've been making obscene drawings on the walls of your hospital room with a turd again you sick fuck. Your brain ;s rotting from all that nigger cum that getspimped up your ass you child-beating fag. You broke your sons arm again I heard? Fucking sick faggot you ought to be ashamed you deviant fatfuck. Kill yourself.

Upset because we call you out on your pedophilia and fat fuckery, yes? :biggrin:
Cope harder and defenestrate yourself, fag.

You are a fag.

.....BAN EVERYONE!! HAHAHA YOU COOEFAG. KILL YOURSELF RIGHT NOW YOU OBESE PEDO

and the sky is gay..

Selecta!

And it smells amazing :fap:

I am King Charles, and I have a fat nigger cock in my cum-infested throat.

Bonus points if you involve your kids!

Kill yourself fag.

Swing from a rope you fat pedophile feces-obsessed shitcunt.

It's for my own entertainment :biggrin:

So don't ever fuck with me.

I am Britney Spears and I have a fat nigger cock in my cum-infested throat

Juuuuust kidding :biggrin: Your life is worthless and will always be. :biggrin: :biggrin:
Kill yourself.
:hang:

Clearly, suicide is the only viable option for you m8

FAG

The door starts closing and you're about to let loose.. then a hand reaches to stop the door from closing and like 8 people get on. And you bounce between floors for like 15-20 minutes. I hate that shit!

Stinking boucacks.

FAG. I RAPE YOU

I've named it Adele.

Fick you fags

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AND NOT THAT STING PIECE OF SHIT!!!!

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's 4 times this week. We had agreed on 3.
We will be discussing this in our next IPAA meeting! :nono:

Farts.

Farts.

HE ASKED THE ADMIN TO BAN EVERYONE BUT HIM LOL. SEETHE MORE YOU COPING CUNT FAG. YOUR LIFE IS SAD. KILL YOURSELF.

HE ASKED THE ADMIN TO BAN EVERYONE BUT HIM LOL. SEETHE MORE YOU COPING CUNT FAG. YOUR LIFE IS SAD. KILL YOURSELF.

HE ASKED THE ADMIN TO BAN EVERYONE BUT HIM LOL. SEETHE MORE YOU COPING CUNT FAG. YOUR LIFE IS SAD. KILL YOURSELF.

I need my Schizo meds! And I still groom and rape kids :biggrin:

Is it because I touch kids and eat feces? It's just my way of life m8.com
:wink:

:hang: <--YOU

My son isn't enough any more to satisfy my pedophile needs :wink:

Niggers and tacos dudes. One sucks, the other is awesome. Can you guess which is which?

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HOT VIDEO

Fucking cunt flap.

THE ONE WITH TARTAR CONTROL. AND IT MADE ME FEEL LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT!!!!!!!

I PISSED.

YOU CAN'T DO SHIT WITHOUT YOUR BALLS!!!!!!

the next generation of fart masks. :fap:

You're a horrible cunt. You fucking turd nigger you fuck kids in the ass? Really? What's wrong with you, you filthy pedophile piece of shit! Pedophilia is disgusting! You're worth less than a puddle of nigger puke you fucking fag. You fucking AIDS infected shit pile. I hope you get brutally beaten to death with baseball bats by crazy niggers you fucking perverted cockfag and afterwards, they should sodomize you brutally with those same bats after wrapping them in barbed wire you cunt. You...

You FOOKIN' WANKERS :yank: :yank:

Killed himself via massive shitfarts

Is the fucking Daddy of B wing, right?

I was working in the garage Saturday night around midnight and ten chicks from a Sl00t house next door came walking by in pajamas and underwear pulled half off their ass Pretty sure I saw more than one butthole. Most likely 16-20 year old buttholes. I'm just gonna call it 18. I'll be fucking with those chicks next weekend. English are so gay they will risk their careers to have a gang bang with some slut? Weird.

I am Ed Sheeran and I have a fat nigger cock in my cum-infested throat.

Sure smells good. :smile:

You smell like niggers you fucking pedophile bag of urine. I'm going to punch you so hard in the gut, you will shit right there in your gay pants and you will need to be tube-fed for the rest of your miserable, pathetic, child-raping life you fag. You're an enormous FAG and you're so fat, we could ritually slaughter you and have enough food for the entirety of Africa you brain-damaged nigger. You take bull cock up your hairy ass. I sincerely hope you get sodomized by AIDS infected fatcocks, one...

Which used to be called opal fruits in the UK.

I ate Taco Bell, Chipotle, and Pancheros all TODAY. :fap:

SHITNIGGERS

Fags

And some pants (underwear)

And some pants (underwear)

Daddy or chips?

FUCK YOU

Bitch!

I'm raising the price of huffing my farts by $5. Trust me, I'm barely making anything here. Just trying to keep the faith, God bless.

DESTROY AND MURDER ALL THOTS VIOLENTLY! BEGONE, THOT!

Who gives a fucking shit? :poo:

ALL YOU WANKERS ARE FUCKING DEAD!!

Smell like mothballs and farts.

It's a seller's market, so please bid accordingly.

What would you pay for a good eggy whiff?

I have a nice charcoal chicken BBQ flavor as well.

The farts tonight have been orgasmic. :fap:

COME MEET ME AT THE ILFORD DVD RENTAL AND I'LL FISTFUCK YOUR FAT ASS, YOU FAT WHORE COME IF YOU DARE YOU WANKSTAIN

2 x original 1970s cor blimey trousers
2 x dustmans cap

£100

Judging by today we have a nazi admin :heil:

Oh Eric ....

You one eyed mug!

Next time I'll fucking kill ya

You playing with your mom's elderly ring

Punch the face off Dean Lynch Ward and his cousin Dougie Joyce.

And I intend on becoming top dog here. Who wants to get their teeth punched out first?

I WILL SLAP AND RAPE YOU.

:fap: