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by ChrisMuttonshutter
Tue May 19, 2020 6:34 am
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: Mutton's short story thread
Replies: 135
Views: 17585
Mood:
Great Britain

Re: Mutton's short story thread

" I ........ "

" I am ChrisMuttonshutter "

" Stay safe - Then Fuck Off "

The birds began to sing again.
by ChrisMuttonshutter
Tue May 19, 2020 6:31 am
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: Mutton's short story thread
Replies: 135
Views: 17585
Mood:
Great Britain

Re: Mutton's short story thread

.....the crowd went silent. A distant church bell fell silent. Children stopped playing. A mother shed a tear.

" I am ........"
by ChrisMuttonshutter
Tue May 19, 2020 6:27 am
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: Mutton's short story thread
Replies: 135
Views: 17585
Mood:
Great Britain

Re: Mutton's short story thread

He fell in the cesspit. His curiosity got the better of him. He'd heard the screams of the forsaken. Fourteen years past. People eventually came and looked. He emerged unscathed untouched and few who lived down there survived. The proles and bourgeoisie gasped as he climbed out. Very few followed hi...
by ChrisMuttonshutter
Tue May 19, 2020 6:12 am
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: ChrisMuttonshutter's Famous Suck's Blog
Replies: 85
Views: 13265
Mood:
Great Britain

Re: ChrisMuttonshutter's Famous Suck's Blog

Nothing stays the same. Just look in the mirror.
Live with it.
Someone told me that 78.6 % of statistics are made up. It's more like 92.5%.
Fact

Thanks for reading.
ChrisM - right 98.92% of the time.
by ChrisMuttonshutter
Tue May 19, 2020 6:07 am
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: Moments of Pleasure.
Replies: 34
Views: 4447
Mood:
Great Britain

Re: Moments of Pleasure.

You must be psychic m8. I was only thinking about metal throne last week.
Still got the motorbike ?
by ChrisMuttonshutter
Tue May 19, 2020 6:05 am
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: Hey Chris mate
Replies: 4
Views: 64
Mood:
Great Britain

Re: Hey Chris mate

Follow the orange man and take hydroxychloroquine asap and if that doesn't work inject bleach.
You know it makes fucking sense.com
by ChrisMuttonshutter
Sun May 17, 2020 6:57 am
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: Mutton's short story thread
Replies: 135
Views: 17585
Mood:
Great Britain

Re: Mutton's short story thread

It rested.......
by ChrisMuttonshutter
Sun May 17, 2020 6:53 am
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: Gay site. Not the real Suckage anymore.
Replies: 16
Views: 558
Mood:
Great Britain

Re: Gay site. Not the real Suckage anymore.

I see we have a trump supporter in the shithole
by ChrisMuttonshutter
Sun May 17, 2020 6:50 am
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: ChrisMuttonshutter's Famous Suck's Blog
Replies: 85
Views: 13265
Mood:
Great Britain

Re: ChrisMuttonshutter's Famous Suck's Blog

If you are an alcoholic and live in the UK please click on the sign below to get help

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