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by ChrisMuttonshutter
Sat May 16, 2020 10:29 am
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: Gay site. Not the real Suckage anymore.
Replies: 16
Views: 558
Mood:
Great Britain

Re: Gay site. Not the real Suckage anymore.

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Had to post that as it reminded me of some fucker, he'll know when he sees it.
by ChrisMuttonshutter
Sat May 16, 2020 10:26 am
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: The Suckage is DEAD
Replies: 11
Views: 807
Mood:
Great Britain

Re: The Suckage is DEAD

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by ChrisMuttonshutter
Sat May 16, 2020 10:24 am
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: ChrisMuttonshutter's Famous Suck's Blog
Replies: 85
Views: 13265
Mood:
Great Britain

Re: ChrisMuttonshutter's Famous Suck's Blog

Some fuckers love alcohol.
Some weed.
Some violence.
Some fame.
Some cars.

Some fucker loved smack and wrote a song about it.
Lana made a great version and the video will titillate masp if the fucker has WiFi in his trailer.

by ChrisMuttonshutter
Sat May 16, 2020 10:16 am
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: Dave jr and lent
Replies: 17
Views: 1621
Mood:
Great Britain

Re: Dave jr and lent

I know but he's happy.
by ChrisMuttonshutter
Sat May 16, 2020 10:15 am
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: Mutton's short story thread
Replies: 135
Views: 17585
Mood:
Great Britain

Re: Mutton's short story thread

Here's one for you. He walked into the room. It went silent. He walked back out. The conversation resumed. He looked at his mobile phone. No calls today or yesterday. All fucking week to be honest. About time I got back to my pet rat he thought. It had been dead about a week. He went to the shops t...
by ChrisMuttonshutter
Sat May 16, 2020 10:08 am
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: 12000+
Replies: 11
Views: 1104
Mood:
Great Britain

Re: 12000+

It's like the Woody Allen joke:
" The food is terrible here and such small portions "

Probably go over your fucking head that one m8.com
by ChrisMuttonshutter
Sat May 16, 2020 10:06 am
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: I officially challenge Chris to a bare knuckle fight
Replies: 8
Views: 282
Mood:
Great Britain

Re: I officially challenge Chris to a bare knuckle fight

Follow my advice in another post m8
by ChrisMuttonshutter
Sat May 16, 2020 10:05 am
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: ChrisM is a
Replies: 1
Views: 196
Mood:
Great Britain

Re: ChrisM is a

boring cunt Oh come on now show some pizzazz and flair with your posts m8ypoos or else you'll become what you're complaining about. Try something like this: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/91/Fucking%2C_Austria%2C_street_sign_cropped.jpg https://besober.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/201...
by ChrisMuttonshutter
Sat May 16, 2020 9:58 am
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: Muttons mum
Replies: 2
Views: 109
Mood:
Great Britain

Re: Muttons mum

That's my Mum, she's just as crazy as me. She recently had a cataract done so I hope it doesn't affect either of you.
by ChrisMuttonshutter
Sat May 16, 2020 9:55 am
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: ChrisM's Advice for fucktards
Replies: 21
Views: 1187
Mood:
Great Britain

Re: ChrisM's Advice for fucktards

phreakwars (lazy) wrote:
Sat May 16, 2020 5:56 am
Donald Trump gave me diabetes and he's a lying sonofabitch
Oh Eric the orange man didn't give you it, you're a fat fucker who eats too much, as for donny you surely meant to write he's a fucking useless cunt.
Hope this helps with any problems you have.