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by ChrisMuttonshutter
Sat May 16, 2020 9:52 am
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: ChrisM is so fucking BLACK that he's actually
Replies: 17
Views: 1220
Mood:
Great Britain

Re: ChrisM is so fucking BLACK that he's actually

coffindodger wrote:
Sat May 09, 2020 6:52 pm
Orange will be ChrisM's next color.
Changed it to orange just for you m8. Thought it was about time you got something right for a change. TBH I would have preferred a brighter orange.
You retired yet ? Just wondering :wink:
by ChrisMuttonshutter
Thu May 14, 2020 4:22 am
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: Mutton's short story thread
Replies: 135
Views: 17585
Mood:
Great Britain

Re: Mutton's short story thread

When he awoke, reality did not hit immediately ....his body was drained and his dreams haunted him. The landscape had called out to him during the night, horrific tales of neglect and suffering. Two ducks swam on clear crystal water and a perch jumped to escape a predatory pike. As he plucked an app...
by ChrisMuttonshutter
Thu May 14, 2020 4:08 am
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: 12000+
Replies: 11
Views: 1104
Mood:
Great Britain

Re: 12000+

14000 soon .........
by ChrisMuttonshutter
Thu May 14, 2020 4:08 am
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: I officially challenge Chris to a bare knuckle fight
Replies: 8
Views: 282
Mood:
Great Britain

Re: I officially challenge Chris to a bare knuckle fight

Oh dear dear me, hope you can make it and have some trousers to wear :biggrin:

Jimmy will know what I mean.

BTW how about Leeds Saturday Market when it reopens m8.
by ChrisMuttonshutter
Thu May 14, 2020 4:01 am
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: Dave jr and lent
Replies: 17
Views: 1621
Mood:
Great Britain

Re: Dave jr and lent

boring cunt If you read this reddit account you'd know what a boring cunt is m8 Here's a sample: MajorRobotnik (aka zoink/mexican pirate/ dave jr) 9 points · 2 days ago Try it if you haven't! Brown bread in a can is an Irish-American thing, it's flavored with molasses and goes great with beans or c...
by ChrisMuttonshutter
Wed May 13, 2020 5:06 am
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: ChrisM's Advice for fucktards
Replies: 21
Views: 1187
Mood:
Great Britain

Re: ChrisM's Advice for fucktards

Yithian/James/Jimmy/Snozzle/Mummy's boy/Pigeon (deceased) keeper.

I do miss that fucker and our verbal spats. He regularly visits but his Mum told him he can't join as a member so we have to fire insults at each other from afar. He's probably smoking a Marlboro as he reads this.......
by ChrisMuttonshutter
Wed May 13, 2020 4:57 am
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: Dave jr and lent
Replies: 17
Views: 1621
Mood:
Great Britain

Re: Dave jr and lent

Dave's got another motorbike, two now : He says it's like riding a woman, not that he's ever done that.
by ChrisMuttonshutter
Wed May 13, 2020 4:55 am
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: ChrisM is worried about me.
Replies: 3
Views: 453
Mood:
Great Britain

Re: ChrisM is worried about me.

Guest wrote:
Sun May 10, 2020 3:32 pm
ChrisMuttonshutter wrote:
Sun May 10, 2020 6:15 am
Rightsillytwat wrote:
Sat May 09, 2020 7:08 pm
Fag.
You'll be calling me a nigger next derek.


Oh wait a minute you already have :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin:
You are a nigger.
I may well be m8 but tomorrow I'll be Caucasian and you'll still be a fucking moron.
Hope this helps.
ChrisM
by ChrisMuttonshutter
Wed May 13, 2020 4:50 am
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: ChrisMuttonshutter's Famous Suck's Blog
Replies: 85
Views: 13265
Mood:
Great Britain

Re: ChrisMuttonshutter's Famous Suck's Blog

I realise a lot of my readers suffer from feelings of inadequacy and self loathing, here's some inspirational quotes to spur you on up the ladder of success: Great men are not born great, they grow great big beards. Never give up. Today is hard, tomorrow will be worse, but the day after tomorrow wil...
by ChrisMuttonshutter
Wed May 13, 2020 4:39 am
Forum: Open Chat Forum
Topic: Mutton's short story thread
Replies: 135
Views: 17585
Mood:
Great Britain

Re: Mutton's short story thread

I actively encourage people with talent to submit their stories to this thread, but with that comes constructive criticism: I find your stories a trifle flat m8, they seem to go nowhere and have no structure, which is fine if you are wanting to express something we the readers need to understand but...