New Sucks 500

I haven't had to buy any since COVID-19.

So he's a perfect representation of the average American? Yea, he probably should be President again then. Not like I want to go through that bullshit for another 4 years. But he's obviously qualified for the position. Maybe gas prices will go down $.20 a gallon too or some shit. I'll just have to ...

I think we can be okay. A fart never destroyed the Suckage before. We might be able to survive this whirlwind. We have a fortified headquarters. Kinda like a Furherbunker. I have the cyanide and PPK .380 sitting next to me to put a pill in my mouth and my head just in case things go bad. I don't wan...

Farts.

They stink.

You are a legend my friend.

I want to follow your lead sir.

those are the best ones

I just do it whenever one bubbles up, It's random.

But always a treat..

Having this little traffic (lurkers are welcome) on the best site on the Web is beyond laughable — it's surreal. Why are you still not spreading the word? Why the fuck do worthless sites such as reddit.com get massive traffic but not properly made and run ones? The answer is that you don't help out...