New Sucks 500

Black women.

I did the Reddit thing about 8 years ago. Then I realized it was boring as fuck, so haven't been back.I'd rather beat my head against a trash dumpster than post on that nigger.

It was a fart that actually launched me. The boss here just told me to go fuck myself, there was no fisticuffs.

I haven't had to buy any since COVID-19.

So he's a perfect representation of the average American? Yea, he probably should be President again then. Not like I want to go through that bullshit for another 4 years. But he's obviously qualified for the position. Maybe gas prices will go down $.20 a gallon too or some shit. I'll just have to ...

I think we can be okay. A fart never destroyed the Suckage before. We might be able to survive this whirlwind. We have a fortified headquarters. Kinda like a Furherbunker. I have the cyanide and PPK .380 sitting next to me to put a pill in my mouth and my head just in case things go bad. I don't wan...

Farts.

They stink.

You are a legend my friend.

I want to follow your lead sir.