New Sucks 500

Hope you enjoyed. My last one nearly made me cry.

Toilet.

I'm out of life preservers, don't fall in.

Let me know if you need help pulling that sucker out.

You gotta tame that bitch. Hold her down and fart in her face until she begs for mercy.

Last time I did that it stung my bunghole something fierce.

Guest wrote: ↑Fri Oct 27, 2023 11:10 pm Do you want to come to a mars bar parry?

There's a mars bar party on my shitter everyday. I prefer charleston chews though.

Same.

Guest wrote: ↑Wed Nov 29, 2023 11:01 pm

Vegeta wrote: ↑Wed Nov 29, 2023 5:55 pm I think it'd be hilarious if Mark Zuckerberg was beheaded by an angry nigger terrorist named Jamaal al-Shabeeb Jackson.

Oh Davey you’re getting controversial once again

Well go put a new tampon in, queer fuck.

HAMAS SAND ROACHES and KIKES all need their domes removed from their bodies. Then we can start working on world peace. We're all sick and tired of these fucks. Definitely. These brown pieces of shit keep invading us with their shit religion and people are fucking sick of it. Fucking send these came...