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It's true niggers, it's true!

That's right, our modern society's new favorite holiday is right around the corner! Aren't you glad we pushed stuffy old traditions like Christmas and Easter out of the way for something that everyone can enjoy? Bring your kids and let them meet the drag queens! Of course it's appropriate for the youngsters, why shouldn't a young child be allowed to watch an adult man dressed like a female stripper dance for tips?

If you really want to show your support, your old pal Shlomo has plenty of...

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You really do stab massive shit you fucking fag. You depraved cuntfuck. You touch your son? You rape kids? You collect kiddie porn you sick fuck? On top of that, I heard you are fucking obese, so fat you could feed the whole of Africa's starving niggers with just your fat you gross paedophile fuck. I can't believe nobody has cut your throat sincerely so far. How can such a demented, sick fucking fatass cunt paedophile such as you be allowed to live any longer. You smear feces on your face and...

I took a huge dump with the bathroom DOOR OPEN. :poo: Then I hopped in my BIG RIG, drove to the hardware store and BOUGHT A TOOL. Afterwards I installed a CHROME PART and LEATHER SIDE SADDLE on a HARLEY DAVIDSON motorcycle. :mad:

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Davey/Vegeta admin :rolleyes:
Faggot token gay
Various hangers on from zibarre (extinct)
.... and that's about it ....

Oh dear dear me ....

Defenestrate yourself, pedo.

I'm about to take a gigantic SHIT and there's nothing anyone can do about it.

Reprezentin niggAz

And I didn't even fart. I guess I've been sinking too many into my chair..

DESTROYED THE EARTH :eek:

Fucking arab cunt niggers. Goat fucking fags. You all smell like camel turds you brown motherfuckers

It's true!

And cast a nigger to play him. That's the closest you'll get to a human ape.

Rape.

I am pooping right now.

The remnants of Whopper Wednesday.

:cool:

I'm about to become a Chinese fart balloon! :eek:

I'm going to take my misshapen head and crash it into this place with my plane then you will all be destroyed!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

Answer you degenerate cunt.

Farts?

I am George Santos and I have a fat nigger cock in my cum infested throat.

Cinco de Mayo was Friday dumbass!!!

As you may or may not know, Antwerp is known for it's diamond industry, which is firmly in the hands of those kiken-schweinhunde.
There's a series on Shitflix telling the story of a jEw family and their dealings with the Albanian mafia (which is indeed active in Port of Antwerp). It's a pretty good series, but it made me realize more than ever that jEws are a bunch of untermenschen: arranged marriages, dealing with drugs, corrupt as fuck, being extremely elitist and seeing the non-jEws as...

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Attempted murder charges were filed against one Raymond P. Hewitt after he was found attempting to suffocate a nurse who was cleaning filth out from between his fat rolls in the psychiatric ward of Ilford hospital. At the time of arrest he was using a stolen laptop attempting to access an American website under the alias ChrisMuttonshutter . When questioned he listed an address in Lancastershire, but authorities quickly traced his actual residence to his mum's flat in a council estate in...

Just kidding!! What the fuck are you thinking? Congratulate your fat toothless whore of an inbred jew mother.
Congratulations on having an old pedophile boomer fuck as a king and a boucack as a premier too. Piss on the royal family.

About flatulence

Flatulence is passing gas from the digestive system out of the back passage. It's more commonly known as passing wind , or farting .

Farting is often laughed about, but excessive flatulence can be embarrassing and make you feel uncomfortable around others. However, it can usually be controlled with changes to your diet and lifestyle.

Flatulence is a normal biological process and is something everyone experiences regularly. Some people pass wind only a few times a day,...

Then number of posters here will soon be less than the number of retail stores left in major urban areas.

Happy Cinco de Mayo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He's not the father.

My farts.. are otherworldly today

I feel like I slept for a solid day. I just wanted to pick that lincoln log up and caress it in my arms like a new born baby! :smile:

You are a fag.

Robespierre yourself, fags

It didn't smell this bad when I ate it. This is quite intolerable.

You called my friend a faggot and told him to go fuck himself? Is that what you did? Told him to go fuck himself YOU FUCKING HICK YOU! I'll smash your fucking head so hard you won't be able to get that cowboy hat on, you hear me?

Under Biden you guys are so... boring. Back in the days of Tronald Dump, we had quality comedy coming from the White House on a daily basis. Now it's just this senile old fuck doing what every American has been doing for the past decades: fuck the average American in the ass. At least with the orange moron, we had some absolute hilarity coming forth. We would wake up, go to work and during lunch, we could go on the news and ask Ah, what else has the moron said today for lulz? and we'd see...

Derrr, think I'll be alright? I hope I got some views.. goin to sleep now Zzzzz..

PITTS

MICKY

PITTS

Homosexual nigger jews?

Or is it South-Sudan I don't know and I don't give a fuck. Just boucacks at it again. Them niggers of the sand really can't act civilised those goat-fucking swine fags.

Fucking lol @ dead boucacks

No word of a lie

But at least my shit seems normal for now. Some good SHIT-PILLARS them.

It was alright.

He was the bottom in the meatspin video.

I hadn't dumped in days, so it was festering in my gut.

... who touches kids, smears shit all over himself, has diabetes and spends his entire days on this shit dump spamming the same bullshit and stalking the same couple of members like an autust.
I'd fucking kill myself. What a sad life.

It's what I do m8s. :heil:

Cock.

I sought out our corpulent musical friend for a fight, having heard so much about her physical prowess here on the board, and I must say, I did not get what I expected. As soon as I found her, a man dressed as an old sea captain appeared and began chasing her with a harpoon while shouting like Captain Ahab. I must say, I find these events to be quite inexplicable.

It was highly amusing watching these two poofters slapping and pulling each others hair. I'd say Chris won though.

Called me a paki :mad:

Don't they know that it's all propaganda for the political party I don't like? I think they're trying to kill everyone :eek:

Following his reluctance to accept a few shillings for bus fare, I decided to meet Mr. Hardings at the Ilford DVD rental after all. He smelled of gin and though his physical prowess may very well be impressive, I was able to confuse him with a grade school math test before delivering a vicious blow to the solar plexus. Better luck next time, old chap.

can't stop farting.

If you are a morning person you have terminal faggotry and autism. You fucking kike cunt. And if you shame night people for not being morning people, then you ought to eat a large bowl of AIDS infected putrid nigger cocks.

Discuss.

A very large, very greasy ChrisM.

My wife, Gita?

POOFTER QUEER CUNT

Hahaha! You fucking retard!

You clustercunt. You enormous obese fat jew. You think you're being funny, you fucking fag, pretending to be jesus who rose again ? Very original you assqueer. Never knew jesus raped kids like you do you gross sperm-whale Arab fuck. You caught AIDS from a fat Nigerian you fucktard. Depraved child molesting Paki cunt. You suck enormous Arab cock while refreshing this shit dump all day. Kill yourself.

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FUCK BROKE HIS SONS ARM TOO. GROSS FAG

Time for my morning dump. About to drop a nice big steaming log. Gonna stink up the place something awful for about two hours.

NIGGERS!

can't stop farting.

Smelly boucacks.

I don't think I took a shit today. :eek:

NIGGERS!

They must worship my holy cock to get into heaven.

Just like that movie.

Lads, Ray's obesity is out of hands. We had to wash the feces off his body with a high pressure cleaner because the shit had become encrusted on his skin. He's also no longer residing in the bariatric ward since he painted the walls with his excrement.

He also will need dental implants because several of his teeth have fallen out,rottibg due to his incessant consumption of turds.

He was also caught grooming kids online and wanking his smallcock to videos of kids on TikTok so his internet...

I just wanted to thank everyone for the well wishes, and I plan on celebrating with 18 Dominos deep dish meat pizzas and 18 coconut cream pies, washed down with 18 two liter bottles of Cherry Coke. :smile:

take a gigantic shit.

In Big Turbans turban

I got it from buttsecks. :biggrin:

DO YOU? YOU FUCKING FAGGOT! YOU KNOW WHO YOU'RE FUCKING WITH!!!

DEAD.ORG m8s

smelly fart.

Feel the Bern.

Sweetcooooooooooooooooooooorn itch.

says Trump farted more than average today.

Cock.

nigger.

when the Grand Jury voted unanimously to indict him.

I hope he dies there. I'm sick of hearing about this asshole.

And it stung my bung.

Your beard is gay.

So I dumped this big SHIT PILLAR in the toilet, but I've been flushing all night and IT WONT GO.
Any tips?

That's the name of the bill that they're calling the TikTok Ban! TikTok is bad, right? We don't need that. This bill will give the government the power to ban TikTok and any other app or service that we don't like! And good news - it also gives your pals in the government unrestricted access to everyone's phone, computer, home network, and everything on them so they can make sure that nobody is breaking the law! Anyone caught running banned software will be hit with a fine of $1 million and 20...

I figured I'd use the exercise bike for a few minutes, since I'm a big fat guy and people keep telling me to slim down. Unfortunately, before I even finished climbing on the thing I unleashed a massive fart that blew an old lady off the treadmill next to me. They told me that I'm not welcome in that gym anymore.

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Just felt like saying this :wink:

I WILL SHIT ON YOUR FACE AND FUCK YOUR ASS, CUNT. STAY AWAY FROM MY SON YOU PERVERTED FUCK

Outside Oldpyjamas house.

President Macron is a huge nigger who cocksucks the big corporations. He deserves to be Robespierred publicly.
Your mother is also a big whore.

Discuss.

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!

You fat stinking mentally ill shithog. What's with the dozens of sockpuppet accounts you schizophrenic sad cocksuck? You think you're funny? Even mongoloids laugh at your loser ass you British pervert. You child molesting homosexual turd. I hope you die of syphilis. Kill yourself.

Any news on euthanizing this boy-fucking fatass soon?

AND NO JOYCE OR NEVIN BASTARD WILL EVER BEAT ME

That was a lot of Taco Tuesday tacos that came out of my arsehole.

As you may have noticed, Raymond has had another severe episide of mental retardation and schizophrenia.
Now he thinks he's a man named Dave and is still obsessed with bald faggots and child porn. His son reportedly arrived at school with a broken arm too (again)

Please pray for Raymond to feel better soon! You are his only friends!

Regards,
Alfie from the IPAA

It just fucking stinks!!!!

Then I farted again m8s

visit the taco truck. Then shit ur ass later.

Taco Bell Baja Chalupa Supreme.

Oh dear Lord lads... there be no food an we got an inch of snow on the groun. Whatever we do? Pwease pray fer us m8s.

Just mollywopped that belgian nigga oldpyjama outside the Antwerp dvd rental.

And I think I caught jock itch from handling the wrong neckbeard's cards at the last Magic The Gathering game I was at.

59 of them died in the Mediterranean Sea :biggrin:
That's 59 of these boucack untermenschen that won't leech from Yurop.

Unfortunately... 80 were rescued.

Fucking lol. I guess those inbred pedo-supporting British shits should consider adding cattle shit to their diet too on top of human shit.
Fail country.

Once again the proof that niggers add great value to our society. The most lulzy moment starts at 4:43
Fucking niggerism I swear. This got to be staged.

Is it a symptom of mental retardation, or is that normal behavior in Engl*nd?

:weedhead: :weedhead: :weedhead:

I wish I could sit here forever and enjoy it.

Fucked Chris up the arse to show him who's boss.