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Are these cunts mental?! That's the bloody stupidest thing I've heard of since I learned the Yanks call chocolatey globbernaughts a candy bar! Your wife needs to know her place! In a proper British marriage such as mine, it is she who watches while I get buggered by a large colored bloke! Tell them more Raymond, I know you were quite a hit with the blacks and Pakis before the obesity set in.

Slash your own wrists and throat you depraved boyfuck.

AND I WILL FIGHT ANYONE WHO DISAGREES

Felt great to get all that shit out after carrying it around all day. :heil: :poo:

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Just in time for NiggA History Month. :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap:

S lutty C ockfag O bjectively R etarded P olice I nvestigator O perator N iggers

Mississippi mud bath.

They cried. :biggrin:

To my collection they go :smile: :wink:

Or you'll have to go through me.

SHIT-PILLARS.BE M8

Standing in front of him is too dangerous.

another minute goes by.

My asssssss

More like.. JewSucks500!

I've been farting all night and it stinks. It fucking stinks! :frown:

I sure could go for a big pecker up my fanny right now

:fap: :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap:

AT MY LOS ANGELES MANSION SNIFFING MY BOYFRIENDS UNDERPANTS.

:heil:

Which will be never. :biggrin:

Also, I just took a monstrous, smelly shit.

I took my first shit of 2023. At precisely 6:07, I took another. Both contained large quantities of corn. That is all. :poo:

A super turdy fart :fap: :fap:

Rage and seethe, fag. Looks like you don't like to be given a taste of your own medicine isn't it Ray Pedo Hewitt? Pretend all you want that you dont care: we all know you're SEETHING and COPING, you boyfucker. End your life by hanging, cunt

Now I can buy more fart masks. :heil: :heil: :heil: :heil: :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap:

The snow is still melting off me, now I gotta replace this damn window. :mad: In the meantime I put some Saran wrap and duct tape around it, damn cold out there it is...

Because it was fucking hilarious! I can just picture Mitch McConnell, Nancy Pelosi, and all those other decrepit old fucks shitting their pants when some retard dressed as a Viking shaman shows up with a whole mob of inbred rednecks and fatasses. Fuckin' LOL

I could really use that tonight. If it's a shitfart, all the better. Tah!

Now I'm taking a huge shit. I don't know what else I expected to happen.

I want to do buggery with my young son m8 because that's what my inbred pedophile self wants :biggrin:

Dudes... farts. :heil:

Were you there, Were you there?
When I needed a poo poo
Were you there ?

What the fuck is up with that? I walked by this ape in niggermart the other day and it smelled like he hadn't wash his ass in about a month.

And I'll chop you in two with my plus ten great sword.

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE BUDDY WUSSUP MANG? LONG TIME NO SEE PLAYA. WOTS BEEN POPPING HOMESLICE?

It smelled like :poo:

Fart your farts all over my willy

Incel?

Incel?

It's smells like arse in herre
(Like arse)
So take off all your clothes
(Ohh)
It smells like an arse, I wanna take my clothes off

Kill yourself demented fag ChrisM8

Chris, you actual retarded cuntfuck. You still a filthy pedo you disgusting niggerschlong sucking schizo? You still groom kids in the McDonalds playground while you stuff your fat fucking cuntface with hamburgers? How do you even chew with all those rotten teeth you enormous homofag? Disgusting! You shit-slurping swine motherfuck. You make niggers look human. Kill yourself.

I wish that:
- Joe Biden becomes so senile he gives a speech when having forgotten to dress, with his filthy limp cock hanging out
- Donald Trump goes to prison and gets assraped by inmate nigger homosexual jEws
- Putin defenestrates himself
- I become filthy rich so I can buy Twitter, Fecesbook and TikTok and ban everyone for massive lulz
- Pukerape gets legalized
- ChrisM to keep on posting here because he's indeed retarded but fun to laugh at. I do wish this cock-smoking, obese shitstab...

SOMEONE PLEASE KILL ME
I'm in the Ilford bariatric ward. Just ask to see the fattest person they have. I told them I have a gay bald faggot uncle named Fred, so use that name.

I hope you bought lots of presents for your family! That's what the Holidays are all about, spending lots of money! You do love your family, don't you? Better buy more gifts just to be safe, I made sure that all the major retailers have extended holiday hours!

I saw him being thrown out of the St. Jude's children's hospital. Apparently security had recognized him in his latest disguise.

has died. :hang:

Now for the rest of the cast of the View.

filled with ugly people.

Ooops. :biggrin:

MASSIVE :mad:

FUCKING :mad: :mad:

SHITFARTS :mad: :mad: :mad:

Do you watch Eastenders?

And 7 litres of milky tea

And nobody seems to care.

That's why I'm here with a great offer on a low interest credit card! You don't want to feel left behind on New Year's Eve, do you? Of course not! You want to get on a plane or a train so you can ring in the new year in Times Square! New York City is a beautiful place, you know. Don't forget about Valentine's Day too! You think us Jews are greedy? Try telling your wife or girlfriend that she's not getting a fancy dinner, some flowers, jewelry, and a pile of other gifts for Valentine's Day. If...

Loser gets their face farted in.

7 flusher.

Fact.

I'm just sitting in here farting my chair up, trying to keep my butt warm. It works good and smells great too! :heil:

My first order of business will be tracking all users' IP addresses. If I catch you posting under multiple names, I will expose you to the whole board, and I'll probe it by posting the relevant admin logs.

Second, we're getting an arcade. Flash games no longer exist, so I'll be providing downloads for various mobile games for Android and iOS. The purpose of these games is to raise money for the board. I'm a broke asshole who can't afford a negligible payment once a year, so this is necessary....

MEET ME AT LANDS END TOMORROW MORNING FOR THE FINAL BATTLE

I never saw the first one and don't give a fuck to. Now it's tanking... It's like.. how out of touch are you niggers that you think people want to help some alien nation of faggots when we can't even look after or care about ourselves these days?

HOW??????

Now I'm about to take a very massive shit.

I'm a demented fat pervert.
Fact!

Cock.

You're dead at recess

Any of you gents wish to fondle me bum? I'm willing to pay twopence each.

And I promise you now that I will smash her fat cunt in.

The following people are trash and need to die preferably by being impaled by an electric pole that fell from a crane, all the way through their shit-infestred throat out of their filthy re(K)tum. PLease feel free to add more to the list
- Elon Musk
- Jeff Bezos
- Donald Trump
- Vladimir Putin
- Shia LeButtfuck
- Kanye Niggerwest
- All the Kardashishioshashishioshashishans
- Ellen Degenerate

The Holy Deathpuke be praised, the following people did the world a favor and fucking died in 2022....

Big Adele vs The Warriors ?

I BRI'ISH RETARD. I PISSED MY PANT. UEHEHUEUELELELE

I turned on some fans to blow the aroma around the house, smells great in here now. :fap:

She died from an acute case of fail, retardation and obesitas. RIP you fat cunt. We will miss yor spastic outbursts.

Massive turd.

With the Million dollar dream sleeper hold

Is looking for new members after the old one's were destroyed by Big Adele. Please express your interest in this thread.

Prepare your gas masks.

To come to your home at 3am and fart in your mouth.

Got a thick ear and told to write a thousand word apology poem.

Fact.

Life is good.

You are such a niggA

Mehmet started well with a flurry of quick punches, which seemed to annoy Mick rather than hurt him. Mick returned fire with a two peice and a biscuit that split open Mehmets lips and nose.

Mehmet then threw a massive over hand right, but Mick quickly countered with a gigantic uppercut ending the fight and also Mehmets life.

Because you're gay :biggrin: Yes, that's it!

Ta

To some guy called Sam Brinton outside a fag bar in New York

That she fought the entire sucks roster on her own and won! Said that you are all a bunch of sad muggy cunts.

You: Driving your 1989 Ford Escort around town with two gallons of gas in the tank and using the spare tire because you can't afford a patch. Come on now Melvin, get some ambition.

You: Sober and sweating your ass off because you can't afford A/C in your crummy apartment because the power company is about to turn off the lights.

Come on now Victor, get some ambition.

Beer on ice.

And I will find and destroy the next person to post any racist crap. You have been warned.

This is the face I make whilst registering an account on a dead fora.

I am.

You're all fucked :smile:

Ahab died first after being decapitated by a devastating clothesline. She then grabbed hold of Rwc and powerbombed him off of the empire state building exploding his fat body on impact

Discuss.

Have you ever, ONCE in your life not been a complete and total nigger?

Tea and toast, so I ave.

MASSIVE FUCKING SHITFARTS

internet was created. :heil:

Too much fast food.

With a figure four leglock

Been testing out old web browsers on old operating systems to see what pages on the internet still work. Found a great search engine called that I installed as the home page in all browsers. Checked out this site back in the archives when I first created it, and it still works in Windows 95 IE 4.0. Gave me a brainstorm idea to revive that old code for old web browsing. I still have the old source code for that shoutbox at the bottom. I could totally recreate that. Not for this shit hole of...

Did any of them actually happen? I demand video proof. A jewtube link.. something.

.... up your game m8's
Still pouring out the same old shite about Chris :biggrin: so he's sent me for now as he's as bored shitless as am I :wink:
I await the same mundane replies

Be one ....

You seem upset. Are you gonna cry? Piss your pants? Maybe shit yourself?

Instead of asking for a bottle of water, they ask for a bo'ah o wa'ah.

Farts too :cool:

I'm not much for words, as sanitation management is a position which rarely requires me to address the public. I'll just cut to the chase. Last night, we discovered a very obese man in our landfill wandering about and yammering about your web site. He identified himself as Daddycool 55, ChrisMuttonshutter, and Zoink . He flat out refused to give a real name, but insisted that other users here - users he identified as Baldy, Faggot, and Greg - would know who he is. I'm not interested in learning...

I WAS AT THE ILFORD DVD RENTAL TO MEET THESE FUCKING POOF CUNTS THAT WANTED A COLLECTIVE FIGHT. THAT STINKING BOUCACK MAD MEHMET DIDN'T SHOW HIS PIG ASS AND BIG ADELE WENT INTO DIABETIC SHOCK EVEN BEFORE WE STARTED
I TOTALLY DESTROYED THE REST OF THESE POOF DWEEBS. ASSRAPED THEM WITH A BROKEN LAMPPOST AND BROKE ALL THEIR LIMBS. ALL OF THEM CRIED AND BEGGED, THOSE SODOMITES

Adele punched her fist clean through Micks head killing him instantly. It was so gruesome, but Adele just laughed and called him a poofter.

I'm going to watch Adele kick the shit out of some old wanker called Iron Mick Matthews.

I don't care. Swing from a rope you fat fag.

Why do you not euthanize this fat fuck ChrisMuttonpissflap? Clearly, suicide is his only option? Even his gay buddy Alfie Davies is probably sick of this incestfuck

Choose a life not a knife

Stunk so bad my flat m8's dived out the windows to escape the stench! My britches are shot and I'm out of pence for the month. I might have to borrow some clothes from my dead flatmates as two of them died in the fall. We're on the third floor.

Smells great !!! :heil: :heil: :heil: :heil: :heil: :heil:

Fucking pervert!! I HOPE YOU ROT IN HELL YOU FAT PREDATOR PIECE OF SHIT! I thought you were a neighbour I could trust! I will press charges you fat poofter

Shoot yourself in your fat acne-ridden face you enormous no-life child-touching cockfag.
Your entire life revolves around this forum. U upset m8? :biggrin:
Cut yourself. :biggrin:

BIG JOE JOYCE KING OF THE GYPSIES

And I will violently kick your ass.

Someone had shoved a boat up his arse.

Tomorrow will be a day to remember for all time. The air in this place will have a green haze to it and I have two spare toilets and a plumber on retainer.

Between Iron Mick Matthews and Mad Mehmet Aktash gets to fight Big Adele for the Ilford dvd rental championship belt.