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Anyone who still plays this cringe pieceof shit copy cat game from those niggers at Blizzard is a homosexual that munches SHIT-PILLARS for dinner. Sodomize yourself, fag.
I don't give a shit what legislation you Americaniggers pass. Outlaw it, permit it, whatever. We have too much niggerism and boucackhood in the world to worry about such trivial matters. Furthermore, what you Americans decide is none of my concern.
As long as we all agree that the Brits are a bunch of stinking, pedophile, backwards untermenschen that ought to be Robespierre'd, we're cool.
What a fukking dumb fat bitch. Pouring dry cleaner in your eyes because she felt she was supposed to be born blind. WTF you crazy whore. And you Americaniggers pay wellfare for this shit. You ought to Robespierre this fat cunt asap.
Fucking lol you half-paralized facefuck. You make Grim Diaper look good you filthy fag. Take your shitty music and your arrogance and hang yourself. You fucking sodomite. The entirety of Canada should be ashamed that they unleached your gayness upon this world. You suck nigger schlong.
I was working in the garage Saturday night around midnight and ten chicks from a Sl00t house next door came walking by in pajamas and underwear pulled half off their ass Pretty sure I saw more than one butthole. Most likely 16-20 year old buttholes. I'm just gonna call it 18. I'll be fucking with those chicks next weekend. English are so gay they will risk their careers to have a gang bang with some slut? Weird.
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I've come to this conclusion after taking a trip by aeroplane, yeah? We flew through quite a good number of clouds and I saw nought a single thing that resembled any sort of computer technology I've ever seen. No servers, no desktops, no laptops, not a single file or folder. So the next time you here some brainy bloke going on about cloud computing, remember that those computers are not in the clouds at all. It's very important that we dispel this misinformation.
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The Ilford Police Department has confirmed that one Ray Peter Hewitt A.K.A. ChrisMuttonshutter became trapped in his mother's flat last weekend. Unable to get out, and out of desperation he apparently began eating himself. The resulting vapors caused him to die of B.O. and inhalation of fart vapors. Film at 11.
HEARD THAT RWC AND HIS BUDDIES WERE DRINKING IN SOME SHITTY BAR, SO ME AND ED SHEERAN JUMPED IN MY LIMO AND GOT DOWN THERE.
AS SOON WE GOT INSIDE WE BOTH JUST FILLED THE ROOM WITH UPPERCUTS AND HEADBUTTS. RWC TRIED TO RUN SO I PUNCHED HIM THROUGH A WINDOW KILLING HIM INSTANTLY
I will be posting updates on my pedophile lifestyle.
Today, I broke my sons arms for the 4th time since the beginning of the year. I also wanked my tinycock furiously to pictures of young 10 years old boys.
Luckily I had just eaten Chipolte and washed it down with a gallon of rootbeer. I let out a shrieking burp and it blew that nigga right across the street and head first through a fence. The dogs in the yard started eating it. I hope they don't get sick. What a sight!
You smell like niggers you fucking pedophile bag of urine. I'm going to punch you so hard in the gut, you will shit right there in your gay pants and you will need to be tube-fed for the rest of your miserable, pathetic, child-raping life you fag. You're an enormous FAG and you're so fat, we could ritually slaughter you and have enough food for the entirety of Africa you brain-damaged nigger. You take bull cock up your hairy ass. I sincerely hope you get sodomized by AIDS infected fatcocks, one...
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We knew the Brits were a retarded, inbred, shit-eating bunch of pedo-enabling niggers with crooked teeth, and this further proves what a cesspool of retardation that dumpster fire of a country is :biggrin:
60% of investors borrowed money to buy crypto, crypto went into a bear market and now these fags are in severe debt. Fucking retarded people I swear. They make niggers look developed and smart. Thank God for the North Sea that separates the European mainland from that shit-stained...
1977. It's actually quite recent come to think of it. And they guillotined some boucack who raped and murdered women or some shit. Must have been hilarious: being legally allowed to Robespierre boucacks and niggers. I'm a staunch supporter of brining back the guillotine to Robespierre the shit out of all boucacks, jEws, niggers and hospitalized progeria-stricken drunk driver vi(K)tims.be m8.
I would also say that, on the wake of celebrating the Glorious Day the US uncucked themselves from those...
Next pandemic is literally about to happen. Started spreading from a bunch of gay sex orgies, CDC confirms community transmission now too. May have gone airborne. Possibly Russian bioweapon.
Any Twilight book
parking tickets
Kendall Jenner's face
modern art
leaves
A DVD collection of any season of Hoops
Koran
Bible
Torah
paystubs from minimum wage jobs
crypto currency
Johnny Depp's fedora
Amber Heard's face
anime drawings
any Chipotle wrapper immediately after consuming the contents
voting ballot
If you live in a country where the national sport is mass shootings, why would you eat McDonald's until you're morbidly obese? Should you try to avoid becoming a giant, slow moving target?
You fucking piece of shit circus reject. To this day I still don't understand why your mother didn't abort your fat ass when she was pregnant. Your foetus most have been a real lump of shit you degenerate child-rapist. Fuck you! You're a disgusting pedophile Britnigger and everyone hates you. Even retards and niggers think you're a subhuman barrel of shit you enormous fag. I hope a bus drives over you and splatters your perverted cunt face all over the pavement you pedobrit. Kill yourself.
Just wanted to see what the vibes on that wasteland are. My God the fucking LULZ. LUNA is a cryptocurrency that lost 99% of it's value in a matter of a few days, mostly because it was a retarded piece of shit scamcoin. I saw posts like My friend invested all his life savings into LUNA and lost everything. He attempted suicide
And another: I lost $450k in LUNA and now I can't pay my bank back. Suicide is my only way out
What in the blue fuck possesses someone to make dumb investments like...
The same scenario as with AIDS. It's been scientifically proven through numerous studies: niggers in AIDSfrica have been fucking infected monkeys in the ass again and so the virus jumped from one ape species to the next. It's really common with these untermenschen to put gorilla cocks in their ass.
Add to that a bunch of fags who sodomize each other, some incest from the UK and boom, there you have it: out break of this gay disease.
Fucking fags, niggers and brits I swear.
Doctor, I need new diabetes medication. I'm out and my toes are already starting to smell putrid :dizzy:
And Alfie, I have this 11 years old kid in my sight that I'm busy grooming online. Can we discuss this during the next IPAA meeting? :wink:
By Allah, I will shove my diseased gonorrhea-stricken fatcock in that kuffar Bush's mouth!
- Saddam Hussein, president or Iraq
Ich tät es für das Lulz
- Adolf Hitler, chancellor of Nazi Germany
As your new Queen, I shall uphold our British traditions of incest, tooth decay, consuming excrement and sexual intercourse with children proudly!
-Queen Elisabets, monarch of Great Britain
Made a huge pot of my famous trophy winning infamous chili. Was gassy all night. Just woke up, decided to have a big bowl of leftover's for breakfast. Thinking of going in and napping next to her when I finish.
Anyone has any tips? Trying to groom this 12 years old in Minecraft but he's not receptive.
Also, Im goin gonna run out of diabetes and schizo medication. If you're there, Dr Finklestein, please send me some
pleonasm
/ˈpliːə(ʊ)ˌnaz(ə)m/
noun
the use of more words than are necessary to convey meaning
I mean niggers are by definition made of shit and boucacks are by definition stinky. So basically, calling the former shit and the latter stinky is a pleonasm.
Just as I'm pulling up to the pot hole ridden parking lot to go inside and use my coupon, I see some knuckle dragging babboon slowly strolling toward the front door. My worst fears were realized as I entered the establishment and the broken door slammed behind me. As I was there it kept slamming everytime someone entered or left. Some other nigger was bringing out pans of fried chicken and this nigger was like ohhh yea oh yea dats tha shit right there, you got the shit and then he air fistbumps...
I am the Censorbot. All pedophile behaviour must be stopped. The user known as is in possession of child pornography and is guilty of pedophilia. This filth is digsusting. Please murder him because morality.
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I made sure to shake it out of my pants good then I got out and went over to the soda machine. Two hot chicks walked around the corner and went right in there. I heard them both go Oh GROSS !!!!! in a horrifying tone as the door closed on them. I grabbed my Dr. Pepper and walked back to my room laughing all the way.
You fat fucking pedophile nigger cunt. You are a horrible old fag that smells of diabetes you enormous putrid shitbag. I hope you die of AIDS and anal Cancer, just like that retarded fag Maxpower did back in the days, you filthy child-beater. You think you're tough shit because you can beat up 10 years old little kids you retard shit-smeared mongoloid? Do you think you're hot shit because you assrape your own son? Do you suck schlong you nigger loving fag? Kill yourself.
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What are you staring at you pig-nosed jEw cockfag? I'll fucking hit you in the head with a shovel and bury you in a landfill where all jewry, niggerism and boucackhood belongs. You kikencunt you.
Me? Stand with you? You wish you fat diabetic fuck. You smear your shit all over the walls of your room in the bariatric ward you disgusting, obese, child-touching fucking lump of faeces. You love to beat up and touch little boys you depraved fucking shitfag? You enjoy breaking your own son's arm? Do you enjoy huge nigger cock up your enormous, hairy, putrid, mouldy ass you degenerate mouthfuck? Everyone hates you, even your fucking mother is embarrassed by the fat pedophile mentally deranged...
With the recent rumors about the Supreme Court possibly overturning Roe vs Wade, you better stock up! Sure, Misoprostol might be sold as an ulcer treatment for horses, but in humans it can cause a miscarriage! That makes it an abortion pill.
Don't you dare bring up Ivermectin. This is completely different, and if you compare me to Joe Rogan I'll have the Department of Homeland Security's new disinformation task force through you in Gitmo, got it?
He was a total fag, wearing makeup and trying to act tough. Big Adele would have you think that I lost a fight recently, but I seem to remember leaving this sorry excuse of a queer laying lifeless in a ditch. So Big Adele, tell me. I have the security camera footage right here. Do you really think this even resembles a victory on your part?
He's been going through a more severe pedophilic phase again and has a hard time controlling his sick urges. We at the Ilford Pedophile Anonymous Association are doing our best to help him overcome his unsatiable sexual lust for kids. His frequent trips to the bariatric ward due to his schizo and diabetes acting up have made his attendances to IPAA meetings harder too.
Who gives a shit. Only faggots, niggers and mongoloids use Twatter.
Elon Musk is also a big fag and anyone who worships him is retarded. What are you a nigger? You dream about sucking Gaylon Musks shriveled up stinky cock? End yourself with extreme violence, boucack sucking shitstab.
Everyone's (least) favorite Angloid is having an autism fit because he thinks you deleted some posts. Was it a spambot or something? Or did he hallucinate the whole thing because he's a deranged schizo who spends all day slipping in and out of a diabetic coma?
It could no longer bear my increasing weight and it collapsed beneath me, so mummy called in a favor from my new daddy and had me lifted onto a new one with a crane :biggrin: Fact
This sorry excuse for a song reminds me why I have the radio off when driving. It's a piece of shit made by some butthurt teenage cunt THOT with lyrics only a retarded autist would like. Anyone who likes this song should get Robespierre'd at once and this cocaine whore Gayle should cut her own cum-infested throat to prevent her from ever singing again.
Of Mice and Niggers
The Hobbit: The Decimation of Niggers
Niggerloose
She's Having a Nigger Baby
The Nigger Homecoming
Nigger-Man: No Way Home
King Nigger
Imagine working with a bunch of cunts you can't stand, then having to sleep next to them listening to them farting all night and inhaling their ass gases while you're trying to sleep. Must be an amazing experience.
Egg salad sandwiches followed by eggy farts. If you are wonder where Jesus went, he crawled up your ass and died from the egg gas. Then descended into heaven.
Both candidates suck GIANT cock. Whoever those Frenchies choose, they're fucked and both these niggers should be violently Robespierre'd. This election is pretty much the same level of shit as Hillacunt VS Trumpet in 2016 and anyone who supports either of these assholes is a fucking retard that should be euthanized asap.
I AM KAREN! AND I DEMAND THAT WE FEMALES GET THE SAME PAYMENT AND SAME HIGH LEVEL JOBS AS YOU PRIVILEGED MEN!!! But I will also refuse to serve in the army or be a plumber or a construction worker because that's only for men.
I also have so many matches on Tinder that I my ego got inflated as fuck and I believe I deserve only a man that
- Is at least 6'
- Has a salary of at least 200000 per year
- Has sexy muscles
- Six pack is a MUST
- Must love to travel
- Must pay for me on dates
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So had to fart real bad today while in the store. Wasn't a particularly smelly fart, but it was one of those farts that just kept ripping. I was able to actually go in one aisle, start my fart, walk around the corner to the next aisle and still be farting. I totally crop dusted 2 aisles at once and got end cap bonus points. Be proud of me. :cool: :biggrin: :cool:
Same clinic where ChrisM is treated for his diabetes. She fukks him in the ass with astrapon she does. Fukking pedo and a homosexual... Cut yourselves.
Niggers smell really bad (feces)
Niggers have a low average IQ
Niggers all have the big AIDS
Niggers are shit-colored because they smear excrement all over them
Niggers are still not as disgusting as Brits though
I'm farting and shitting and shitting and farting ALL DAY now. And it STINKS. Why won't it stop? I ate a lot of spicy food lately, but this is more like food poisoning.
It wAs terrible. They kept coming one after another with increasing force. Finally one launched me towards the ceiling and I hit my head and nearly broke my neck. I'm all bruised up, I look like I was in a fight. Why does this have to happen to me??? I need some emotional support here.
While I was waiting for the train in Brussels North, a nigress comes to me and asks ooga bwana where is track 5?
What the fuck, ape. There are big blue signs on every track indicating the number. Cant you fukking read?
Then I remembered that retardation and illiteracy are common amongst these untermenschen.
Will Smith caught Chris Rock in front of his own house, held him down and farted on him. Security arrived, but it was too late, Will Smith was already gone.
Stop calling me a nigger or I'll come to you and bitchslap yo ass. Especially that skanky fat whore BIG ADELE. Fucking skank I'll slap yo ass for making fun of Jada. Fat fuck.
What the fukk is newsworthy about a filthy celebrity hitting another filthy celebrity? Nobody gives a fukk and if you do, sodomize yourself you gay shitstab.
Dr.Finklestein told me Chrissy has been smearing feces all over the walls in the bariatric ward again while screaming about bald faggots. He also keeps spewing profane pedophilia-tinted obscenities.
My son is a monster. Is this my fault?
Hi, this is Alfie Davies again representing the Ilford Pedophiles Anonymous Association. I was notified that our lad Raymond (you know him as Chris) has been posting here again. First of all, I demand that you cease all bullying and impersonating of the poor lad. He's been avoiding taking his medication so his disorders and pedophilic urges are acting up again. Please understand he's mentally unstable so stop bullying him.
We're working with Dr. Finklestein to try and get his pedophilic urges...
I can't tell what smells worse, my feet, ass, or my dick smegma. I live off of pizza and mountain dew. It's what I eat for breakfast, lunch and dinner.
I still even suck at the games I play. I have to use hacks just to not get my stinky ass handed to me. I am a gamer.
Suck my fat cock ya racist fags. I fuck your sisters and I'll rape you in your white ass you nazi motherfuckers. You lying bunch of fucks. Y'all can go fuck your mothers
