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This board is programmed to delete 500 oldest page topic after a certain period of time. So there will be no more than 500 pages of topics no matter what the subject.
The suckage has been around for over 2 decades, newsucks500.com, since 2007. Always open for anyone's use, without the requirement of registering.
Have fun, and just let it all out!
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So I had a couple good sized dumps today.
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Wed May 12, 2021 1:46 am
The first one early this afternoon was pretty dark and had the consistency of a very thick milkshake. The second later in the evening was about the same consistency and size, but a lighter shade of brown. Been drinking a large protein shake every day on top of regulars meals for reference.
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eggy fartwiffs
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Wed May 12, 2021 1:57 am
They give me a rush and make my nipples hard. Sometimes I have to :fap:
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Wed May 12, 2021 1:43 am
SUPER SAVAGE
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Sat May 01, 2021 5:24 pm
MICKY PITTS
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:poo: :fap: :poo: :fap: :poo: :fap: :poo: :fap:
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Ezekiel 23:20
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Wed May 05, 2021 5:20 am
There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.
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Mad Gav Gibbons
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Wed Apr 28, 2021 8:11 pm
Is the Guvnor of the gents at Ilford KFC.
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I'm about to
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Mon May 03, 2021 5:55 pm
Phil Baroni big time :fap:
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Hey admin
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Wed Apr 21, 2021 5:59 pm
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Wed Apr 28, 2021 1:13 pm
Farts.
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Tue Apr 27, 2021 6:16 pm
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Mon Apr 26, 2021 11:54 pm
Raise your hands if...
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Wed Apr 21, 2021 4:17 am
Blizzard Entertainment has ripped off a moniker name you have used for over 25 years: I'm not a WOW player, never tried the game. I'm not sure what this is. I'm guessing it's a user account??
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Mon Apr 26, 2021 11:52 pm
Farted this afternoon and something painful happened.
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Mon Apr 26, 2021 7:05 pm
I let loose and the raw power flung me across the room and into the wall. knocked me out for about a half hour. I have a few bumps and bruises now and my shorts are history.
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Mon Apr 26, 2021 6:59 am
Please check out my
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Thu Apr 22, 2021 5:22 pm
Mum's new website at www.DirtyBev.co.uk
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Wed Apr 21, 2021 5:56 pm
NAZI Republicans are pretending to be Democrats and burning things again!
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Mon Apr 19, 2021 10:28 pm
This isn't just a paranoid conspiracy theory you Nazi Fascists, it's fucking REAL! WE STAND FOR PEACE MOTHERFUCKERS, DON'T MAKE US KILL YOU! :mad: :mad: :mad:
And don't call us BlueAnon either or I'll smash your racist face with a fucking brick! :mad:
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Wed Apr 21, 2021 5:53 pm
Haven't showed in an entire week.
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Tue Apr 20, 2021 9:39 pm
Just went to take a piss and could sample the amazingly exquisite smell of week old dick cheese wafting up towards my nostrils. Immediately I began :fap:
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Mon Apr 19, 2021 9:41 pm
watch me take
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Mon Apr 19, 2021 6:51 pm
A huge dry turd for £15.00 a minute at
DirtyBev.co.uk
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BOOTS AND CATS BOOTS AND CATS BOOTS AND CATS
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Mon Apr 05, 2021 9:23 pm
BEANS ON TOAST BEANS ON TOAST BEANS ON TOAST BEANS ON TOAST BEANS ON TOAST BEANS ON TOAST BEANS ON TOAST BEANS ON TOAST BEANS ON TOAST BEANS ON TOAST BEANS ON TOAST BEANS ON TOAST BEANS ON TOAST BEANS ON TOAST BEANS ON TOAST BEANS ON TOAST BEANS ON TOAST BEANS ON TOAST BEANS ON TOAST BEANS ON TOAST BEANS ON TOAST BEANS ON TOAST BEANS ON TOAST BEANS ON TOAST BEANS ON TOAST BEANS ON TOAST BEANS ON TOAST BEANS ON TOAST BEANS ON TOAST BEANS ON TOAST BEANS ON TOAST BEANS ON TOAST BEANS ON TOAST...
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Thu Apr 15, 2021 9:08 am
..........
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Fri Apr 02, 2021 5:49 pm
This is a waltz thinking about our bodies
What they mean for our salvation
With only the clothes that we stand up in
Just the ground on which we stand
Is the darkness ours to take?
Bathed in lightness, bathed in heat
All is well, as long as we keep spinning
Here and now, dancing behind a wall
When the old songs and laughter we do
Are forgiven always and never been true
If I arrive, will you come and find me?
Or in a crowd, be one of them?
Wore the wrong sign back beside her
Know tomorrow's at...
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I'm feeling torn
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Mon Apr 12, 2021 1:13 pm
I don't know if I want to yell at you racist Nazis for not getting your COVID vaccine or if I want to tell you that you don't deserve it because it should go to minorities such as People of Color and LGBT individuals first. Maybe I'll just yell at you either way? I mean, whatever you Nazi fascists end up doing has to be wrong, right?
You fucking bigots.
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Sat Apr 10, 2021 2:22 pm
Chris loves
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Fri Apr 09, 2021 8:32 am
Licking the shit stains on his mum's dildo.
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The Bleks
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Wed Apr 07, 2021 3:25 pm
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Wed Apr 07, 2021 9:05 pm
What I do at work all day.
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Wed Apr 07, 2021 2:11 pm
I just kinda sit at my desk. Sleep sometimes. I fart a lot and flick boogers around the room. Sometimes I have to answer the phone, that sucks. Then sometime I step into the back room and :fap:
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Tue Apr 06, 2021 5:55 pm
Hey admin
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Tue Apr 06, 2021 11:54 am
What's going on with the shoutbox? It's telling me that I don't have permission to use it.
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Tue Apr 06, 2021 5:04 pm
Hey dudes.
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Sun Apr 04, 2021 6:08 pm
I wholeheartedly condemn the white supremacist mass shooting that happened in the Capitol on April 2nd
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Sat Apr 03, 2021 11:35 am
I mean, sure. The perpetrator was actually black and we technically can't blame guns because he didn't have one . Are we just going to sit around and wait for a white man to show up with a fully semi automatic weapon like an AK-15 shotgun though?! What if he has extended clips and a silencer? Those guns can shoot through the side of an airplane, you know! Fucking NAZIS! :mad:
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Sup
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Why I fucked off ASAP
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Tue Mar 30, 2021 11:25 pm
My name really is Chris Muttunshutter, and you have all hurt my feelings. I thought you were my friends. You Americans, so awful. Zoinks!!
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Fake Zoink
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Tue Mar 30, 2021 9:14 am
Had got a little acorn dick. That's what his mum told me after I finished giving her anal.
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Tue Mar 30, 2021 11:19 pm
Orf to join the KKK
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Tue Mar 30, 2021 7:51 pm
If there's one thing I hate more than bald potato eaters it's niggers, and my new friends hate both :biggrin:
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Sup
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I am ChrisMuttonshutter.
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Wed Mar 24, 2021 9:06 pm
I only post as Guest or other usernames now. I'm afraid of the members here they've owned me for so many years I can't take it anymore. :frown:
I am ChrisMuttonshutter.
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DUDE!
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Thu Mar 25, 2021 6:41 pm
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Fri Mar 26, 2021 7:36 pm
All this week
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Fri Mar 26, 2021 7:03 pm
I've had absolutely brutal SWEETCOOOOOOOOOORN ITCH. :fap:
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I AM THE GREAT NIGMO.
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Thu Mar 25, 2021 7:15 pm
AND I CHALLENGE UGMO THE GREAT TO A FIGHT. IN A STEEL CAGE. GLADIATOR STYLE.
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Hey Quaker Oats Man
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Sun Mar 21, 2021 9:55 pm
I mean Vegeta.. will you suck my cock please? I've been wanting this forever.. please suck me beautiful. :frown:
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Wed Mar 24, 2021 6:41 pm
Another mass shooting. Another white supremacist suspect.
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Tue Mar 23, 2021 5:10 pm
I don't care if he was a brown Muslim named Ahmed, I'm revoking his minority and Muslim status because committing a mass shooting makes you a white supremacist Nazi KKKristian! :mad: Fuckign fascists! This is your fault, you shitposting incel bigots.
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Wed Mar 24, 2021 5:00 pm
IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT
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Tue Mar 23, 2021 1:20 pm
McDonald's Shamrock Shake is only available until the end of March.
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Tue Mar 23, 2021 9:18 pm
Niggerz
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Tue Mar 23, 2021 6:13 pm
They'll steal your TV homeslice!
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Tue Mar 23, 2021 6:13 pm
FART
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Sun Mar 21, 2021 9:13 pm
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Mon Mar 22, 2021 5:40 pm
Seriously you guy's, the fucking pain #burningasshole
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Sat Mar 20, 2021 3:19 am
OMG, not only did I eat a bunch of Carolina Killa Beef Jerky, I chopped up about 2 oz of it and added it to my chili recipe.
1lb hamburger
1 30oz can of Mrs. Grimes chili beans
1 30oz can of diced tomatoes
1 can Rotel HOT diced tomatoes with habanero
1 small onion
2 tablespoons chili powder
2.5 or so ounces of Wicked Cuts Carolina Killa Beef Jerky (chopped)
salt to taste
Insanely fucking good, insanely painful. Pray for me!!
Here's my YouTube vid on the jerky:
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Sat Mar 20, 2021 8:25 pm
Four Niggers Garlic Salsa at the store today
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Sat Mar 20, 2021 6:57 pm
Got the garlic Four Niggers salsa at the grocery store today. Looked decent and was on sale so I was like WTF why not.
Will report back with a rating at some point and time possibly if I feel like it.
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Sat Mar 20, 2021 3:55 pm
For Vegeta ...
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Thu Mar 18, 2021 6:29 pm
Breaking down
Your days are getting longer
There's a yellow glass dragon who's chasing you around
Sit your head on a silver jet stream while the smoke is rising over your thoughts and your dreams
Watch over, you watch and fall down
Your nuts and bolts are all over the ground
You get up, get up
You get up, you get up
Something's leaking
It leaks from your eyes where all these tears past the problems
Stop wasting your words from around as you're running out of thoughts as it burns, burning out...
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Sat Mar 20, 2021 3:53 pm
I just farted so loud, that it didn't even stink at all.
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Sat Mar 20, 2021 3:35 pm
You know how they say the loud ones don't stink? Well that's probably true. But afterwards I realized it had blown myself into another county. Picked myself out of the ditch and hitched a ride back home. What a day.
Also, niggers.
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Sat Mar 20, 2021 6:38 am
Badly need a shit
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Fri Mar 19, 2021 8:31 pm
But the fart whiffs are holding me back. :fap:
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For oldpyjama ...
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Thu Mar 18, 2021 6:35 pm
You must have been abused as a boy ......
Bet the snap of bones gets you off ...
Me I'm just a lawnmower.
I AM ZOINK.
factypoos
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Thu Mar 18, 2021 7:07 pm
sup
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Wed Mar 17, 2021 8:30 pm
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Tue Mar 16, 2021 10:10 pm
I can't stop
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Sat Mar 13, 2021 9:48 pm
FARTING ALL OVER THE PLACE
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Tue Mar 16, 2021 7:12 pm
Lack of niggers posting here
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Sat Mar 13, 2021 5:56 pm
I'm really upset about that since I have nothing better to think about
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Tue Mar 16, 2021 5:50 am
Lack of diversity in posts
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Fri Mar 12, 2021 4:50 pm
All these posts here are to white. Why aren't there more Halal genderqueer farts of color??? Fucking Nazis!
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Tue Mar 16, 2021 5:49 am
Pleased to announce
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Mon Mar 15, 2021 5:43 pm
That I have just taken a massive :poo:
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Mon Mar 15, 2021 11:45 pm
What THE FUCK
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Sat Mar 13, 2021 8:13 pm
I just farted and it was SO FUCKING BAD. almost indescribable. How can a fart smell that fucking bad. I don't even feel well after smelling that. There's something wrong with me. Any help? :frown:
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I know
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Sat Mar 13, 2021 5:50 pm
the black arts of the dark farts.
I can teach you all. There's no need to be afraid anymore.
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Sat Mar 13, 2021 5:50 pm
Rape.
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Sat Mar 13, 2021 5:14 pm
I'm here for you Chris. When you need what you're begging for, I'll be there. No more shame or hiding.
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Sat Mar 13, 2021 5:37 pm
The silent fart.
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Sat Mar 13, 2021 5:18 pm
The one that stinks up the room. The one where you never really know for certain who did it. This is a subject deserving of much more study.
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nigger
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Currently I am
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Thu Mar 11, 2021 1:48 pm
sitting on a bucket taking a very stanky shit and posting about niggers and how they are ruining my life.
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Wed Mar 10, 2021 3:34 am
Movies with GAY names part VI
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Thu Feb 11, 2021 6:11 pm
Iron Cock
American Gay
Monster Cock Hunter
Once Upon A Time In Your Ass
The Bath House Club
Hidden Faggots
AIDS Squad
The Faggot and the Weiner Soldier
Love and Monster Penises
The Fate of the Faggots
Fart Knock Knock
Colossal Penis
The NeverEnding Orgy
Gays Like Us
The Mighty Dicks
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Mon Mar 08, 2021 1:48 pm
Women's Rights.
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Mon Mar 08, 2021 10:20 am
Girls can do things too! It's true niggers!! It's true!!!
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Mon Mar 08, 2021 10:20 am
Movies with FART names part IV
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Sat Mar 06, 2021 12:03 am
Terminator: Dark Fart
Fart Club
Fart Another Day
From Russia With Farts
Bravefart
The NeverEnding Fart
After She Farts
Léon The Professional Farter
FartWatchMen
The Road Farter
Schindlers Fart
The Farts And The Furious
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Jewgle
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Mon Mar 08, 2021 9:12 am
It's looking very wholesome today. hope and change niggers
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Mon Mar 08, 2021 9:12 am
I want some fucking
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Wed Mar 03, 2021 6:50 pm
egg rolls with sweet and sour sauce right now.
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Wed Mar 03, 2021 11:57 pm
The Brits and their Brexit deal really are a bunch of schmucks LOL
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Thu Dec 24, 2020 6:50 pm
The whole Brexit can be summarized as follows:
UK: Take back control old chaps! Let us leave the EU and all their pesky rules! Long live Britain! Long live the Pedo Royal Family! Fuck you EU
EU: Ok well fuck off then.
UK: We still want to do business with you though. And for that we demand that...
EU: We don't care about your demands. If you want to do business with us, here's a list of rules
UK: We refuse! It's for those rules we left the EU! TAKE BACK CONTROL!
EU: Ok well fuck off then....
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Wed Mar 03, 2021 12:04 pm
Hey Baldy, will you please suck my cock?
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Sun Feb 28, 2021 6:17 am
Derrick won't and you're my last option except for the homeless man outside my flat. Please suck me.. beautiful. :frown:
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imma
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Sat Feb 27, 2021 8:56 am
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Sat Feb 27, 2021 4:27 am
NIGGERS
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Fri Feb 26, 2021 9:52 am
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The NewSucksFartHundred
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Sat Feb 27, 2021 4:23 am
I wish I could buy that domain. I'm too poor though. Damn UK welfare sucks these days.
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I'm going to meet
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Fri Feb 26, 2021 8:35 pm
The guy who met the meet me fucking asap cunt guy fucking asap cunt :dizzy:
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Fri Feb 26, 2021 8:35 pm
Papa
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Wed Feb 24, 2021 6:54 pm
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Fri Feb 26, 2021 5:33 pm
Hello, I have a request as a new Guest.
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Fri Feb 26, 2021 1:29 am
Can this site be more oriented towards making fun of this ChrisM/Raymond guy than it already is? It seems to moving in that direction and I just don't care about hearing about farts and shit as much. Or niggers or fast food deals.
Thank you.
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Fri Feb 26, 2021 4:55 am
My uncle Chris
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Tue Feb 23, 2021 1:51 pm
Broke my arm and tried to rape me.
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Fri Feb 26, 2021 1:30 am
Turds flying out of my ass - a POEM
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Fri Feb 26, 2021 1:26 am
Shit flies out of my ass.
It smells bad.
My toilet reeks.
I smell bad.
Every toilet I take a shit in reeks.
Bad.
I hate my asspennies.
I wish it was crypto.
Farts.
I hate having to wipe my ass so much.
The End.
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Fri Feb 26, 2021 1:26 am
MASSIVE
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Thu Feb 25, 2021 10:56 pm
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unpopular opinion
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Mon Feb 22, 2021 7:02 pm
Sweetcooooooorn itch is not a pleasurable experience.
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Sat Feb 20, 2021 10:03 pm
when Chris was younger
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Fri Feb 19, 2021 11:13 am
He got caught with his mum's dildo up his arse and sniffing a pair of his dad's skiddy underpants.
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Sat Feb 20, 2021 6:21 am
I love Chris' mom
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Sat Feb 20, 2021 1:59 am
Her tongue in my ass action is crazy. She makes me squirt in her hair. Just sayin'
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Damn, I gotta take a
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Sun Feb 14, 2021 6:00 pm
Just had a shit and it smelled absolutely sickly.
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Tue Feb 02, 2021 3:49 pm
It amounted to a bunch of soft brown floaters that covered the entire water floating in some lighter brownish yellow ass gravy. It stunk so bad. My gut still aches right now.
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Sun Feb 14, 2021 5:58 pm
I have a plan to lift all of the American negroes out of poverty for good!
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Fri Jan 29, 2021 5:54 pm
Even the ones like Cornpop. He was a bad dude and we never saw him again. Probably ran off and died of his injuries in the ghetto. Someone tossed him in a dumpster and he's buried under tons of rubbish and dirt and debris in the old city landfill. Anways. My point is, I want to lift all of the chappies out of the ghetto. I propose a nationwide jobs initiative for even the crispiest of spades. Something that will make them proud to work again. Because I mean, if you're Black why would you want...
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Fat Americunts
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Sat Feb 13, 2021 9:30 am
Take about eight shits a day because they can't stop eating. :yank:
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Sat Feb 13, 2021 10:34 am
Zibarre news 4 chrisM
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Wed Feb 10, 2021 6:14 pm
Yithian and Inky have gone halves on a knackered old black transit van, which Yithian has just finished painting the Zibarre logo on the side panels.
They have also just purchased a couple of cb radio's from Lord Muttonshutter which will be installed in the transit and Hannahs mini metro.
As soon as that's all done they will hit the road on the hunt for you. Rusty, Muttonshutter and a wee one will join the fray a couple of hours later.
Once they find you they will torture you for a couple...
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Fri Feb 12, 2021 1:29 pm
Chris's mother
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Thu Feb 11, 2021 7:54 pm
Is a dirty fucking slag who takes it up the arse.
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Fri Feb 12, 2021 10:51 am
Americans
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Thu Feb 11, 2021 10:02 am
Are all fat wankers :poo: :yank:
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Farts.
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CUNT
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