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Has the following properties:
- Doesnt feel warm
- Long and sustained
- Isnt a shart
- Must give you the feeling that a really annoying bubble of air in your gut finally leaves
- If possible, must smell so bad it gives Holo(K)aust survivors PTSD
The other post I read here inspired me to share my story as well. So just now I realized I had to piss really bad. As I was taking a piss I let out a long drawn out fart that almost sounded like an alligator yawning. It was great. Thank you for reading.
I have been offered a substantial amount of money for ownership of this forum and domain. An offer which, in these hard economic times I could not refuse. Please welcome your new Admin Ray . I'm in the process of helping him take over official duties and he will retain ownership of the forum by the end of the week. I am not leaving, I will remain around to help with things from time to time, such as setting up a Media Section and adding a censorship filter to block out certain words and phrases...
Based on concerns from ChrisMuttonshutter's caretaker, we made a welfare check on ChrisM today. We are pleased to announce that he is doing well and simply had snapped into a psychotic episode for a short while. He is back on his meds and his caretaker Mrs. Birchett is cooking him up some fish and chips as we speak.
That's a chicken stuffed inside of a duck stuffed inside of a turkey. I changed my mind because they couldn't stuff any more birds in there and I'm a big fat guy.
I don't know what was happening but, apparently I'm getting too much protein or something. I was blowing ass ALL DAY today. I'd constantly have to sneak around corners or duck into rooms, or hide in closets for a few seconds. Or lean up against a chain link fence. And worst of all most of them didn't even have much too them as far as odor. These protein farts kinda suck.
I mean the way we let all boucacks in. Soon I'll be wearing my djelaba and to the mosque where I'll pray to Allah to sincerely slash the throat of all those who refuse to follow the teachings of OCP.
Puke u ackbar!!!
I was hanging around the west unit rec yard yesterday and as soon as rec was called I basically shit my pants right by the door. All the convicts got to smell my ass. I might have some new customers. :smile:
Losing ur anal virginity isn't hard m8s, I've been topped so many times I need to wear diapers because I can't hold my shit in! :biggrin: Not that I would want to, it makes an excellent snackypoos :wink:
The retards that wrote the fucking mess that was GoT season 8 should be forced to fistfuck themselves and should be sodomized by AIDS infected gorillas. After that they should be hung from the Eiffel tower those miserable cuntfucks.
Side note: same should be done with filty fucks like Jeff Bezos and Richard Branson.
I'm expecting a high percentage return on my investment. Easily double digits, potentially 3. I'm not sure if it would be more prudent to sell puts and put the premium towards call contracts or buy and hold with a trailing stop loss.
The shelves of their stores are empty. Mainly because of Covid and Brexit.
Hahahahahaha! Fucking British shits. I hope you all end up having to cannibalize each other you useless retarded untermenschen. Start with that old hag you call a queen and that pedophile cunt in the Royal family.
Britain = O.W.N.E.D.
Good thing those inbred mouthfucks are out of the EU. They've been a monumental pain in the ass to deal with anyway
Imagine founding an entire nation for your convicted felons and another one for the losing side from the English Civil War, then becoming a smaller and less influential nation that either of them. Oh dear dear me :biggrin:
We know that you're not actually Ray Peter Hewitt or Chris Barnes aka LordMuttonshutter. We just accuse you of being Raymond because you're an obnoxious cunt and we don't like you much.
Is shit. I mean actual shit. Since those Britfags are so kind of eating feces, they turn whatever comes out of their filthy re(K)tums into what they call British chocolate, those gross fucks
U dream of putting ur tiny tictac sized dick in your son's tight young ass u fuckin pedofaggot LOL faggit
Fat fuck pedo cunt I hope u catch AIDS. Suck a fat cock u fuckin fat baboon nigger Pedophile. Nobody loves u, not even shit cockroaches u fuckin child-beating gargantuan fag. LOL
These people are considered to be undesirable and can't be part of the völksgemeinschaft. They are infidels and The High Suckage doctrine orders them to be rounded up and Robespierre'd at once.
My domestic policy was called the Square Deal because calling it the round deal would have suggested the round shape of testicles.
Miss me with that gay shit.
Turns out my new chums in the KKK don't approve of me eating my own shit, so they gave me a serious beating and threw me out. Now me mum's got to visit me in the hospital and I won't be able to have any poo snacks until I'm discharged :frown:
Sodomize the whole lot of them with a big cactus. They should all be paradropped in a jungle full of cannibals and savage niggers named Touboula Schwembe where they can be violently massa(K)red, cooked and eaten after which they'd be puked and shit back out.
And if you worship any of these useless fucks, you deserve a cholera-infected nigger to shit in your cunt mouth. Fuck yourself, fag.
Every stupid antivaxxer that slowly gurgles to death on their own phlegm, terrified and alone, cuz they were too stupid to get vaccinated is a WIN for humanity. We will remove these stupid people from the gene pool! :fap:
And look at the sad, rotten teeth incest-ridden, pedo-approving cesspool of faggotry, fat fuckery and retardation it is now LOL.
Scotland should declare independence from that cunthole. They deserve better than being part of such a pile of shit.
That's Norf uv Ingerland fer you Yanks. Luv me mum, luv a bit o' footy, love me missus, fackin' ate Yanks an' Pakis. Not racist or nuffin, just don't loike em. Simple as.
FUCKING NIGGER! YOUR MOTHER I SODOMIZE HER WITH A SAUSAGE YOU FUCKING ANIMAL! YOU THINK YOU ARE TOUGH BECAUSE YOU HAVE A BIG COCK?? I WILL CUT YOUR SISTERS THROAT AND FORCE YOU TO HAVE SEX WITH HER BODY YOU FUCKING APE SUB-HUMAN!!
AND SHIT ARABS YOU FILTHY SWINE I WILL CUT YOU OPEN AND SHOVE FRIED PIG GUTS IN YOUR MOUTH YOU CAMEL FUCKING SAVAGES!!! YOU SMELL LIKE SHIT BECAUSE YOU ARE SHIT JUST LIKE YOUR USELESS NIGGER BROTHERS!! FUCK YOU, ARABS AND YOUR MOTHERS ARE ALL CHEAP WHORES!!!!
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much...
So the Pfizer vaccine is 88% effective against the Delta variant of this shit virus. Yet scientists warn that in low income countries, like niggerism shithole countries in AfriFAIL, where vaccination rates are low compared to Europe or US, the Delta variant could be devastating.
Ok so I missed the part where we should give a shit. Why do we care if countries full of niggers and boucacks continue to die of fail, AIDS and Covid?
He can't do it again though because he lost his legs to diabetes and spends all day on the computer. By the way, is this the web site that Jimmy from zibarre uses? If you're here, he still jerks off to you and it creeps me out.
Meet me ASAP cunt I will turn you into a human centipede by stitching your mouth to your own ass you fag! Fucking bitch COME AND SEE ME AND I SODOMIZE YOU!!!!!!!
ENGLAND IS THE FUKKIN GUVNOR OF THE WORLD. ALL YOU CUNTS SPEAK OUR LANGUAGE SO BE FUKKIN GRATFULL BEFORE YOU GET PUT IN HOSPITAL YOU FUKKIN SLAG CUNTS!!
If you refuse to convert to the teachings of the great OCP and refuse to embrace the Pukefukk, the (K)unt rape and the shitfarting of all minorities, you will be sincerely slashthroated, gassed with masive shitfarts and BEHEADED while having a fat nigger cock in your cum infested throat, infidel cum-container.
For the Puke! For OCP! OCP LIVES IN DEATH YOU INFIDEL NIGGER SUCKING BOUCACK FAG!!! LONG LIVE THE MASSIVE SHITFARTS
Your bitch sucked my dick. After that I picked her up and fucked her against the wall. She wanted some cokk instead of your 4 tiny schlort. I dont want her any more though. Her (K)unt didnt feel that good and my God she was dumb. She made a brain-damaged trisomic look like fucking Einstein. No wonder you were in a relationship with her, you lobotomized retard.
She also said she was sick of your skinny, whiny ass and she's planning to dump the faggot that you are and that your tiny dick was...
Lol any country that worships a bunch of faggots just because they came out of the cunt of that old bag of shit queen is clearly a failed state full of retards.
United Cuntdom LOL. Great Cuntstain.
You: Hoping you win that eBay high bid on the Nvidia GT-730.
Sorry bout the chip shortage kid, try being an Amazon Vine reviewer instead. :cool:
Fuckin' A' this has to be my most awesome scoop up yet.
This thing has more power then my main PC. I'll be doing a review on it for my YouTube channel sometime later .. probably July when I get around to it. I'll probably end up selling it because I honestly do not need this much power in a laptop.
Why are you sending this old fucking piece of antique to my country? People from Brussels are not allowed to go enjoy a drink on a terrace, they're not allowed to open their windows and they're not even allowed to take out a trash bag because fucking Biden is visiting us.
Not that I give a shit about the idiots who live in shithole Brussels, but still, fuck you. Keep your old shit in your own shit country next time, you American shit-munching swines. At least have your security destroy a few...
There is too much jEwry, niggerism and boucackhood in the world. We need the return of I HUNT NIGGERS and I SHOOT ARABS to destroy these untermenschen from our planet.
Sign here if you want their return. Not signing pretty much means you get fucked in the ass by a nigger while you suck the cock of a boucack while stroking the crooked cock of a jEw. You fucking capitalist cunt fag.
His entire family should be kidnapped and violently raped by rabid orang-utangs. Then their throats should be sincerely allahu ackbar'd while chanting Long live the MASSIVE SHITFARTING PUKE RAPE! and finally, they should be Robespierre'd. All of this should be filmed and sent to Jeff Bezos after which a hit squad should be sent to shove a giant katana up his filthy billionaire re(K)tum.
Sonic The Hedgeboucack
Towelhead of State
Fatima: Creation
Boys n the boucackhood
Boucack at the Gates
Captain Ahmedica: Winter Mujahideen
Boucack to the future
So I'm in a zombie stuff mood now since I've been playing a lot of L4D2 where you get to kill zombified niggAz and shit and I decided to finally watch the last two seasons of The Walking Dead Shitniggers on Jewflix.
I came to notice that pretty much all the relationships in this shit are either fags, dykes or niggers/arabs mixed with white people. Like, literally all of the fucking relationships involve interracial or homos. Now don't get me wrong, I don't have anything against niggers dating...
I think that makes me more attractive to men and more hip. I think I will get even fatter and get more tattoes until I'm 30 so that guys can go back in time on social media and find me much more attractive in the past, especially before I turned 21, so that I can turn off as many men these days as possible. I want to be a hip, fat, cool, skank. Maybe I should start fucking niggers and do drugs, I'll bet that will make guys like me more and find me even better relationship material. What do you...
Meet me at Ilford McDonalds you fat child-molesting tub of lard. I will break your arms and shove them in you big, fat, pale ass you boyloving fat cunt. Meet me there asap cunt and I will fuck you up!!
If you dont show up, you're a fag and the biggest whore in all of the UK.
They have some good shows but what the FUCK is that Henry Danger monstrosity? Only retards and shitniggers would find that pile of feces remotely good.
That actor playing Henry is clearly a massive fag.
And anyone who uses a laugh track should be Robespierre'd with extreme prejudice.
Lol u fat fag u keep trying to piss of zoink and vegeta and they ignore ur child molesting ass. U got fucked off hard again u faggit lol. Fat British pedo. All Brits are pedos
Only faggots, incels and niggers use that shit app. 90% of guys will get no matches or only match with entitled obese fatass blubbercunts that demand a 6'3 tall athletic man.
Fags. Go smoke some fat cock.
The teachings of the Massive Shitfarts are valid and bring forth as much peace and pleasure as the Puke and the (K)untal (K)ock rape.
Long live the MASSIVE SHITFARTS !!
Illford McDonalds, tomorrow, 10Pm.
I will fuck you up and sodomize you with a crowbar, cunt. Get here asap. Even my ghost hands can destroy your dweeb cuntface.
Here it is you fucking ball fondling, rectum ripping shit burgers, The Suckage's May 2021 list of people who should be violently machete'd to death by hordes of crazy Islamic Nigerian untermenschen:
- Benjewlin Netanyahu
- Boris Johnson of a bitch
- Mark Fuckerberg
- Elon Muskum
- Jeff Bozos
- Amber Heard
May their cock and (K)unthole get ripped open by a candiru fish on steroids
Boucacks complain that the villain in some shitty local television series here is an islamic terrorist. They feel offended because it stereotypes their entire kind and their primitive faggotry of a religion as violent ape savages and call the showwriters racist.
Listen here, Mahmoud, if your shit-skinned boucack hordes of pig fucking towelheads behaved like decent humans, we wouldnt associate your brown asses with this miserable plague that is religious extremism you manure-smelling...
Suckage High Priest
