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Birdseye

Roll

Giant

Bessie

Crispy pancakes

Pasty

Pie

Egg

Eals

Egg and chips

In the hole

On toast

On toast with cheese :fap:

On toast :fap:

And mash

Jelly Beans are covered in Shellac, which is made from bug shit.

Taco Tuesday. :heil:

I can't wait to pick fruit for you Americans. I am surely not in a gang or anything, I just want to be an American. Obama said I can get free health care too. I love America. I can get you all a really good deal on coke too, let me hook you all up, I'm in with a good supplier.

The world's newest OCPist. :heil:

You know that'll get you banned !!!!!!!!!!!!!
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...........any chance of altering the shoutbox, I'd prefer it if it scrolled down not up. Most sites do and I know that you are not a sodding nazi admin.

No sorry he'd be a bit upset m8's.

LoL. :fap:

Niggers.

A butt load is an actual unit of measurement, equivalent to 126 gallons.

If you or somebody you know wants to taste farts for a couple of hours next week, please express you interest in this thread.

More details to follow shortly.

yuo must choose and this will decide who we rise up against first

On some bodies, a waxy substance called adipocere forms in the first few days after death, covering the skin. It is also known as corpse wax and can preserve the rest of the remains for years.

A Clockwork Orange

Watch little Alex in Caligula for a really fukked up movie

I just farted and it smells like FART.

Taco Bell was not kind to me last night.

Missed this fucking place
Fact

Who gives a fuck, I still have to pay my bills. I have my own problems.

Smell?

I don't know about those fellows....

Plz help me guys

GOD DAMNIT SON OF A BITCH. I'm tired of driving all over the country looking for one of these niggers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Negro.

It LIES to us!

Just had one

crowds, YUGE!

For a big meaty shit

And now my room absolutely reeks :poo: :fap:

but it's Saturday and it smells like FART.

Does your breath still smell like someone has taken a :poo: in your mouth ?

Asking for a friend. :smile:

Honey from a bee hive is made from bees puking in each other's mouth over and over.

Yum

It actually takes 142.18 licks to reach the center of a Tootsie pop.

They love McRibs.

Wankers

McRib.

Next time you fart, then you will know. That we live in a society, of farts.

And then I will fart all over this society.

and I did it in a society. While eating 5 McRibs.

that I may never have to fart again!

this society.

of douche nuggets.

in this society.

and got my ration of curly fries and horse cum. :smile:

Soon.

How you like that shit MASP? I'm doing this to you and you can do NOTHING about it.

live in a society.

Black Panther was a shitty movie.

Honey Boo Boo sweating her fat ass off, pretending she is dancing.

And they weren't even small shits, normal sized. I think something is wrong with me. :frown:

Darth Zuckerburg. It was the Jews all along, I fucking knew it.

In this society.

Hey dudes, just had a huge Chipotle burrito and a few hours of nap time. When I woke up I had to let out this huge rancid fart that overpowered the back of my van. Is this normal for Chipotle? Asking for any experienced advice on this.

Sent from my iPhone

For the 47th time this week.

And I'm living in a society.

Chipotle. :frown:

When a McRib destroys the Earth, my people will prevail.

Shit
Wee
Poo
Drugs
Buy some now!!!!

African Americans.

Be ready soon.

JENKUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM :suck:

I melted all thier faces off by setting my farts on fire and letting rip. I saved Fartmaster till last as he has been my main rival. Well after seeing the others die, he pissed and shit his pants, and was screaming for his mom. I tormented him for a bit by farting loudly in his ears and mouth, then finished him off. bwahahahah moohahahah

NIGGERS WILL COME TO RULE THE WORLD!!

That is standing upright out of the water. I estimate it being about 18 inches. :fap:

Shitniggerz :poo: :poo:

Towards the end he was really starting to get attached. I told him no more, I had to get to work.

FUNNY GD SHIT!!!
Stupid gd niggers

Nothing can stop us. We will rise from the asshole ashes of social media.

Ask me anything

You're not allowed to fart. Who do you think you are you son of a bitches?

It's a good thing.

the planet trembles in fear :heil:

I say no, I've had hundreds... think about it...

NEGROES.

in a society

I do

I do

I do

I do

Git fukked u fookin kunts

Niggers

IN YOUR FACE!

Who here feels like they're in 9th grade again? :heil:

just because she had a seizure in the school cafeteria, and now i'm the bad guy even though chad just wants to use her for sex... this says a lot about our society

Boring drive today. Good thing I remembered my pocket pussy.

I wonder if I should get myself checked out by a certified health professional?

getting a yacht, 12lbs of coke, 50 cases of dom and 27 whores. ill show you how to be a gd lottery winner

Now it smells like a fart in here.

This evening's curry

.....an Administrator ?
Just wondering

Christmas decorations?

just got a porsche 909 bergspyder. i’ll have a sesto elemento sunday. i’m so cool

and I'm still hungry

someone kick that gd horse face

Cock

is it just horse cum or do they add other things to it?

a grade A Phil Baroni

bendy willy

PUSH IT OUT

Of piping hot shit.

all by myself! :cool:

niggers

i don't remember how i got these scars

would anyone like to sniff it with me.

gamers rise up

yuo could have been with me, a gentleman gamer, who will treat you with respect but you chose chad instead. now yuo see the kind of twisted messed up world that I live in. gang weed rise up.

Come FUCKING at me

Fart off to the death!

There can be only one!!!!!

A: Old people.

Nigger?

There's gonna be some glorious ice cream farts coming from that!

It be crashin my tip top Pentium 4 everytime I log on this bitch, nmsayn?

One of them went on over 20 seconds! I was gasping for breath :suck:

At the McDonalds parking lot tonight. He was a fuckin' old fart with a beard. Said his name was Barry Ferguson.

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pussy

fart

this poo is so wet and messy that normal toilet paper will not do.

michael is a gd cocksucker! I haven’t had power since gd thursday and wont until gd monday! gd cocksucker!!
fukk those cocks on the beach. restore my gd power THEN fix every gd body elses
living off a gd portable generator sucks horse cock

Barry Ferguson.

:poo:

I was next in line to check out my book and I could feel this massive pressure building. Luckily my colon was empty as I had taken a huge morning dump earlier. I could tell all too well what was coming as I had been holding in my farts all afternoon since they were particularly pungent today. All of a sudden the pressure reached a point where I could not hold it anymore. Immediately a plan came to mind. I turned towards the guy next to me and let rip one of the loudest booming farts I have ever...

Fart noshing requires three people. One male, two females. One female gives the man a handjob. (Nosh is slang for handjob) the other female then farts all over the man's penis till orgasm.

i’ve been surfing at mexico beach the past 2 days. people were yelling at me. i guess they wanted to tell me how cool i looked on my board.

I hope it destroys all the niggers!!

until I pass out in ecstasy

he is a pussy

That has a really strong aroma :fap:

i’ve been pissing out my ass

They're everywhere!

i had a trapper keeper too

I just had a shit and it came flying straight out my ass. I mean FLYING OUT. Damn those Baconators can do a number on me.

of a dead old field nigger in here.

Cock

one of the Kardashians or Jenners might try to date it.