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Doing a survey: which fast food joint produces the best, most stinking MASSIVE SHITFARTS and monumental SHIT-PILLARS in the US? I want to compare it to the fast food joints in Yurop (which are lackluster at best to be honest)
I'm tired of your torment and you bald headed faggots stalking me everywhere I go in the hospital ward! I'm calling Ilford police tomorrow about you again like I've done before. They will fix you bald faggots.
Meanwhile I need to eat this giant cup of shit my mum left me. Yumm.. Ta ta :biggrin: Oorf to beddy poos. :biggrin: :biggrin:
You fucking fat sodomite. I hear you've been making obscene drawings on the walls of your hospital room with a turd again you sick fuck. Your brain ;s rotting from all that nigger cum that getspimped up your ass you child-beating fag. You broke your sons arm again I heard? Fucking sick faggot you ought to be ashamed you deviant fatfuck. Kill yourself.
After my last post I farted and it smelled so bad I passed out. I just came to about 5 minutes ago. I'm starting to get the feeling in my legs back and I have my fine motor skills again.
I was sweaty and exhausted by the time it was over. It had a burning smell to it. I felt like I was riding a roller coaster straight to hell. And loving every second of it.
Still that powertripping shitstab MaxPower AKA MaxGAYer. This enormous fag died of anal cancer and AIDS and there are no words to desciribe how fucking gay this assrapist was.
MaxPower was a:
Gay
Fag
Homo
Maricón
Pédé
Tarlouze
Flikker
Schwuchtel
Zaml
I hope you're getting sodomized by bulls in hell, fag.
ChrisM = Mashing F5 and eating his own shit in mummy's basement. Ever been to a rave in a wave pool, you fat cunt? Are you even allowed within 500 feet of a public pool?
The rest of you = Probably just enjoying a normal weekend at home or something.
By Allah, I will shove my diseased gonorrhea-stricken fatcock in that kuffar Bush's mouth!
- Saddam Hussein, president or Iraq
Ich tät es für das Lulz
- Adolf Hitler, chancellor of Nazi Germany
As your new Queen, I shall uphold our British traditions of incest, tooth decay, consuming excrement and sexual intercourse with children proudly!
-Queen Elisabets, monarch of Great Britain
You wish, you fat penis licking pedophile (K)untflap. I heard you broke your son's arm again and that you're licking the shit-smeared walls of your bariatric ward? Gross fuck! Time to grab a screwdriver and sincerely stab yourself in the eye.
I hope Le Bagman sodomizes you with an umbrella and smashes your skull in with a sledgehammer.be m8
All three of you are fags. The Bagman will cut of your arms and shove it down each others throat whom I hope he will sincerely slash afterwards.
Whores.
Living in a country where
- Paedophilia is rife
- People have rotten, crooked teeth from eating actual shit
- They worship a royal family full if paedophiles that never worked a day, live off the people's back and laugh at them while living in their shit-stained palaces
- Incest is so severe that everyone is retarded and deformed
- They suck American cock while Americans think they're a bunch of faggots and laugh at them
This sorry excuse of a country is so gay and fail it makes a...
The chairman of Russia's second largest oil producer has died after falling from a hospital window in Moscow, according to reports in the country. Ravil Maganov, who was also vice president at Lukoil, had openly criticised the war in Ukraine. The 67-year-old was chair of the company's board which called for the soonest termination of the armed conflict and expressed sincere empathy for all victims in March. The statement continued: We strongly support a lasting ceasefire and a settlement of...
Bed Bath & Beyond executive jumped to his death from high-rise apartment balcony, law enforcement source tells CNN
A man who jumped to his death from a high-rise apartment in Manhattan has been identified by the New York City Police Department as Gustavo Arnal. A law enforcement source told CNN Arnal is the chief financial officer of Bed Bath & Beyond. They said he died after jumping from the 18th floor balcony of his high-rise apartment.
The NYPD said in a statement Sunday that Arnal, 52,...
It is written that he had gum disease too from licking the shit-covered cock of his boyfriend after being sodomized.
What a big fag he was. FagPower.
Remember the time where he set a rule where it was forbidden to insult the pope? Fukking queer. It's impossible to quantify his faggotry.
You're a disgusting fuck. I hear you spend your days at the Ilford McDonalds stalking little boys in the ballpark you fat tub of shit. You are a depraved and sick fuck you know that? Do you still eat fecal matter you pedophile incest-comitting cuntflap? I hope a nigger gives you AIDS by sodomizing your gargantuan, diabetic ass. Kill yourself.
I just farted with such extreme force it launched me across the room and into a grandfather clock. That thing is shattered. I'm still picking pieces of glass out and it nearly cut my jugular. I feel another one coming on. Do they make seatbelts for computer chairs? I feel like I'm in an ejection seat most of the time!
I was in the elevator today and had a nice wet bubbly sounding one rumbling as I went in. Luckily the elevator was empty so I let loose. I sharted myself a little bit with warm wet shit and the fumes quickly overpowered the air. I immediately hit the stop button on the elevator and sat down in the corner for about 20 minutes to enjoy. I've been taking zinc supplements lately, so you wouldn't believe the huge loads I blew on the walls. :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap:
Nobody here gives a fuck. Unlike America, nobody gives a fuck about politicians' private life. He can fuck camel cocks while smearing his body with peanut butter for all I care.
Trump ought to turn his attention to the United Gaydom: that's where really sick shit like pedophilia and incest happens. Though Im sure this fat fuck pumpkin faced baboon is ok with incest and fucking his own daughter, that enormous retard.
So you think men should clean the house like women do? YOU ARE A PUSSYWHIPPED ! You are resposible for these women letting it go to their head! They want to go work, they want to have kids, they want to go out with friends, go on vacation, CHEAT ON YOU, FRIEND!
And you'll be there in a dirty house, with dirty clothes and with a crying kid in your arms while she's fucking. Her boss. OR HER FEMALE FRIEND! LOSER!
And your girlfriend is a whore.
I mean Black Mirror is a good show. Most of the episodes are anyway.
There's also the Glorious Rape Master OCP (the peace of the Puke be upon him) who was a British. And Ozzy. Both of which are not worthless like the rest of that shit heap of a country.
All other Britfags are a bunch of pedophile shit-eating untermenschen that make boucacks and niggers look human. That old whore queen should be Robespierre'd and the entire country should be quarantined to prevent the world from being infected...
Really enjoyed the shitfart I had earlier, so nothing better for a new one tomorrow than two 1lbs. Arby's roast beef, 15 packets of Arby's sauce, two large curly fries with horsey sauce and an orange shake. :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap:
Fuck those gay shows like The Walking Shitniggers, Game of Whores or Stranger Niggers.
Wanna watch some shit that's actually good? Watch Narcos. You fag.
British cunt. I hope you got ran over by a monster truck you fat sodomite. Your boyfriend got assraped by niggers and boucacks and then got sincerely Robespierre'd
Alfie Davies from the IPAA here with an update on Raymond. He has still refused to clean up the feces he smeared all over the walls of his room in the bariatric ward so we from the IPAA took it upon us to clean the room ourselves while Raymond stayed in his bed, unable to get out. We did this because it was heart breaking to see one of our members not have access to his schizo and diabetes meds. In exchange, Raymond (Chris) has promised to delete all child pornography from his PC. I believe we...
Last night here in Crete which according to the belgian faggot is in Thailand ( his bf must have been pounding him ) :frown:
My family have all had liposuction and their arms reset ready for next time
We can’t wait to get back to Ilford to get the crack den going again
and I’ll be able to post 24/7/365
Ps I love the attention maybe your all upset :wink:
ChrisM leader of the shithole
Where we discuss such topics like nigger sodomy, grooming of kids, mental retardation, autism, incest and how to cope with being obese schizos obsessed with fags and bald people.
We also organize moments where we come together in Ilford and suck each others small dick 69 style.
YOU ARE DIRTY! AND YOU AND YOU TOO! ALL DIRTY! LICKING EACH OTHERS TWAT ARE WE? AND PUTTING DILDOS IN YOUR ASS TILL THE SHIT COMES OUT YOUR EARS, AND JUICE AND FOAM! WHORES!!! GET THE FUCK OUT! BEGON!E! BEGONE! FILTHY WHORES!!
Its true. He broke his son's arm that fucking pedophile British fag. That sweaty fat fuck! Kill yourself. Degenerate Britard. Your fat ass should be used to feed starving niggers in Africa
Here's a copium pipe for you, fag, because for a change, I want to be nice to you and help you with all the seething your clearly upset ass is dealing with here. :biggrin: :biggrin:
Enjoy!
I'm his neighbor Tyrone Ubongu. I used to come over to Chris's mum's house every day and hold him down and fart on him until he passed out. The last time he begged me to stop and said he couldn't take it anymore and started balling like a little bitch. Then he ran away to Thailand to rape kids.
Some of you think I'm in Crete. Got yourself in a tizzy there m8s? I'm actually in Thailand :biggrin:
The airlifting went fine, the crane barely held my fat ass, but survived. The experimental treatment didn't work though but at least, this country is full of young boys I can rape in impunity :biggrin: :biggrin:
Fact! :wink:
Can't wait to get back home, break my sons arm and make stupid threads about Davey baldy and the belgian faggot because I have nothing else to do.
So I was returning from a trip for work and I was waiting for my luggage at the airport. You know, those fucking conveyor belts. Besides me, there was an older lady waiting for hers. And on the other side, there was a fat nigress. And I mean fat. Like really fat. Typical fat-assed female nigger. She starts unloading her shit-filled suitcases from the belt. This sheboon had like 7 suitcases. Fucking 7. Probably filled with watermelons, those african drums their witch doctors use, AIDS and...
... is when RWC, Vegeta or myself post something here so he can instantly log in and reply one of his replies :biggrin: . Probably spends his day refreshing this shit dump furiously when he's not raping little boys. End yourself, sad fuck
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Hello again from Dr. Finklestein, your family's NHS bariatric specialist. I believe you remember months ago when Chris was thrown out of the Bariatric Ward due to his refusal to follow his diet plan, among many other issues. First off, let me express my well wishes - I do hope that Chris is doing well. If he has at least managed to slow the pace of his weight gain, please let me know as I will be delighted to know that his time here was not a...
The door starts closing and you're about to let loose.. then a hand reaches to stop the door from closing and like 8 people get on. And you bounce between floors for like 15-20 minutes. I hate that shit!
I just got done taking my third shit of the day and it smelled even worse than the first two. I accidentally left the bathroom door open afterwards and my poor dog walked in there. He's laying unconscious in there now. Help! What do I do?!?!?!?!! :confused: :frown: :frown: :frown: :frown:
I'm very attracted to young boys. How are kids in America in Belgium? Are they open for a relationship with an adult diabetes-ridden fat Brit? Why do you hate me so much by the way?
Anyone using these instruments of Gaynezz should be ran over by a truck Carmageddon style.
Anyone who disagrees should be Robespierre'd and thrown in a jungle full of cannibal niggers.
Here in England we have a proud tradition called buggery, which is why I'm always asking about other men's sex lives and hitting on them. Why do you foreign blokes think this is gay? :confused:
I am ChrisMuttonshutter and I was wondering if any dudes here would like to fart on my balls or let me fart all over their willy and bollocks? Please PM me if interested.
In April, the boy named Archie slipped into a coma after allegedly participating in a TikTok blackout challenge. Doctors say his brain is dead and should be euthanized but his retarded parents appeal against it.
More reliable sources from the SNN however report that the story about the online challenge is a cover up. IPAA member Alfie D. claims the boy was suffocated by deranged pedophile Chris M (AKA Raymond P.H.)'s fat ass as he attempted to sexually abuse him only to flee when the parents...
I will find you, fag, and I will sodomize you with a wine bottle after which Ibwill syab you with a screwdriveryou child-beating British filth. Fucking degenerate diabetic feces-freak. Kill yourself.
You take drugs? Why do you do that? I'll tell you why: you want to lose civilisation. You want to lower yourself to the level of monkeys and niggers so that you can jump around whole night on wild beats and jungle sounds. That's why you take drugs, scum, and you are an insult to evolution. You're a fag that gets enchanted by some shit music.
All of you go to ruin! You won't even see how bad your life is doing YOU'RE A WALKING CORPSE.
FUCK OFF! DISAPPEAR FROM HERE YOU APE! DANCE FOR ME, APE!...
LISTEN HERE YOU POOF WHORE I THOUGHT I MADE IT CLEAR YOU WERE NOT TO BRING YOUR FAT SLUT ASS BACK HERE YOU OBESE SHITCUNT. GET FUCK OUT OF HERE YOU OBESE DIABETIC SHEBOON OR I'LL FUCKING PULL YOUR UGLY HEAD OFF. COME AND SEE, WHORE, MEET ME AT ILFORD DVD RENTAL AND I WILL MAKE YOUR BOYFRIEND SUCK MY COCK WITHOUT TEETH.
CUNT.
Being the one that lives the closest to that incest-nation known as the United Queerdom, I felt compelled to go to Raymond's funeral as a representative of The Suckage.
It was actually a very serene happening. Nobody cried though because who would cry over that fat piece of shit child-beater anyway? I saw his kingsize coffin for his fat ass go down in the ground. He's buried at the Ilford landfill since that's where all trash goes.
I saw his mother Bev. I offered my condolences. She said she...
Your schizo medicine is out of stock because of Brexit, but will be available soon again. I also told him you only raped your son 3x this week and he was pleased with your improvement. Keep up the good work! Small steps, chap!
And don't listen to the haters here. They don't understand the struggle of being a pedophile diabetic schizoid.
As for the rest of you lads in this filthy place, listeren here: give Ray some slack. We at the Ilford Pedophiles Anonymous Association believe in Ray. We...
For the love of Puke, give the fat pedo baboon his schizophrenia medicine. It's so sad to see him in this state. I think he might hurt himself. Which would be hilarious.be though.
You have a sad life, Gaymond,, spending your time on this desolate shithole replying the same shit to people who don't care. Suicide is your only option you fat diabetic Brit. End your life now.
You fukking poof cunt. You disgusting fat pedo. You are a depraved child touching fag. You prostitute yourself to pay your diabetes medication you mongoloid shit heap. You rape kids too and abuse them. Fucking sicko! You're a sick fuck that eats his own shit an breaks his kid's arm. Are you retarded or what you cunt whore. I sincerely hope someone ends your shitty life you gross fag. Kill yourself.
You know who you are, fag, and you will further prove our point that you have a really boring shit life by stalking me some more. Time to grab a toaster and end your sad life in your bathtub you fat barrel of shit. :smile:
So basically, you'll have to pay some sort of fee to enter the UK for tourism and the EU is reciprocating.
Thank the RapeMaster OCP for this. Less people will want to visit that shit stained island full of retards and thus, less money to support the rampant pedophile mongrels in that cunt royal family. Not that I was ever planning on visiting that nation full of feces-consuming toothless child beaters anyways.
And since less of those nigger Brits will visit the EU, we won't have to deal with...
Alfie Davies from the IPAA here. Ray is going through a tough period again. He anally raped his son again and was caught eating fecal matter. We have to be patient and understanding.
Don't let these poofs here get to you bruv. From one Brit to another: nothing wrong with being a diabetic pedophile.
Told you it's an actual support message
You sick fuck. I heard you broke your son's arm again and then fucked his ass you gross cunt. You fat retarded toothless faglord. What the fuck's the matter with you you fucking nigger pedophile? How can you do this to fucking kids you assrapist fucking fag piece of human shit? What is mentally wrong with you? Sick cunt. I hope you get sodomized with a broken bottle of cheap whiskey you shitfag. All pedophiles like you should get ran over by a truck you obese diabetic barrel of nigger shit. You...
Any man that has a man-bun is a fag. Fucking slash your own throat if you do this, you homosexual hipster cunt nigger. If you see some fag wearing this in the street, the Suckage Teachings compell you to brutally Robespierre the living shit out of this gayness right there. Fucking shitstab. Sodomize yourself.
Sometimes I just hang out outside of sewage treatment plants and pretend to be reading a paper. It's my favorite thing to do next to being a pedophile child arm breaker.
I love to eat shit so much and I'm SO hungry. The stray dogs around my flat won't even hang around anymore (it smells really bad) and my mum said I scare them away when I start randomly screaming and yelling. If someone can send me a container of their feces for me to eat I would REALLY appreciate it. I can send you a paypal, I can sneak my mum's credit card from her purse.
The unanimous Declaration of the thirteen united States of America, When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the...
So here I am trying to earn money for an organic garden while doing my time behind bars waiting for Trump to be reinstated. I'm just doing some drawings and stuff and selling them on ebay with the phone I snuck up my ass. I started it out at .99 cents to be fair cuz, you have to, but like, I should have set the reserve at a billion, but anyways. Someone from the deep state kept my auction hidden till the last second and before all the hundreds of millions who were watching the item had time to...
Any Twilight book
parking tickets
Kendall Jenner's face
modern art
leaves
A DVD collection of any season of Hoops
Koran
Bible
Torah
paystubs from minimum wage jobs
crypto currency
Johnny Depp's fedora
Amber Heard's face
anime drawings
any Chipotle wrapper immediately after consuming the contents
voting ballot
zombie Princess Diana
