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African Americans.

Be ready soon.

JENKUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM :suck:

I melted all thier faces off by setting my farts on fire and letting rip. I saved Fartmaster till last as he has been my main rival. Well after seeing the others die, he pissed and shit his pants, and was screaming for his mom. I tormented him for a bit by farting loudly in his ears and mouth, then finished him off. bwahahahah moohahahah

NIGGERS WILL COME TO RULE THE WORLD!!

That is standing upright out of the water. I estimate it being about 18 inches. :fap:

Shitniggerz :poo: :poo:

Towards the end he was really starting to get attached. I told him no more, I had to get to work.

FUNNY GD SHIT!!!
Stupid gd niggers

Nothing can stop us. We will rise from the asshole ashes of social media.

Ask me anything

You're not allowed to fart. Who do you think you are you son of a bitches?

It's a good thing.

the planet trembles in fear :heil:

I say no, I've had hundreds... think about it...

NEGROES.

in a society

I do

I do

I do

I do

Git fukked u fookin kunts

Niggers

IN YOUR FACE!

Who here feels like they're in 9th grade again? :heil:

just because she had a seizure in the school cafeteria, and now i'm the bad guy even though chad just wants to use her for sex... this says a lot about our society

Boring drive today. Good thing I remembered my pocket pussy.

I wonder if I should get myself checked out by a certified health professional?

getting a yacht, 12lbs of coke, 50 cases of dom and 27 whores. ill show you how to be a gd lottery winner

Now it smells like a fart in here.

This evening's curry

.....an Administrator ?
Just wondering

Christmas decorations?

just got a porsche 909 bergspyder. i’ll have a sesto elemento sunday. i’m so cool

and I'm still hungry

someone kick that gd horse face

Cock

is it just horse cum or do they add other things to it?

a grade A Phil Baroni

bendy willy

PUSH IT OUT

Of piping hot shit.

all by myself! :cool:

niggers

i don't remember how i got these scars

would anyone like to sniff it with me.

gamers rise up

yuo could have been with me, a gentleman gamer, who will treat you with respect but you chose chad instead. now yuo see the kind of twisted messed up world that I live in. gang weed rise up.

Come FUCKING at me

Fart off to the death!

There can be only one!!!!!

A: Old people.

Nigger?

There's gonna be some glorious ice cream farts coming from that!

It be crashin my tip top Pentium 4 everytime I log on this bitch, nmsayn?

One of them went on over 20 seconds! I was gasping for breath :suck:

At the McDonalds parking lot tonight. He was a fuckin' old fart with a beard. Said his name was Barry Ferguson.

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pussy

fart

this poo is so wet and messy that normal toilet paper will not do.

michael is a gd cocksucker! I haven’t had power since gd thursday and wont until gd monday! gd cocksucker!!
fukk those cocks on the beach. restore my gd power THEN fix every gd body elses
living off a gd portable generator sucks horse cock

Barry Ferguson.

:poo:

I was next in line to check out my book and I could feel this massive pressure building. Luckily my colon was empty as I had taken a huge morning dump earlier. I could tell all too well what was coming as I had been holding in my farts all afternoon since they were particularly pungent today. All of a sudden the pressure reached a point where I could not hold it anymore. Immediately a plan came to mind. I turned towards the guy next to me and let rip one of the loudest booming farts I have ever...

Fart noshing requires three people. One male, two females. One female gives the man a handjob. (Nosh is slang for handjob) the other female then farts all over the man's penis till orgasm.

i’ve been surfing at mexico beach the past 2 days. people were yelling at me. i guess they wanted to tell me how cool i looked on my board.

I hope it destroys all the niggers!!

until I pass out in ecstasy

he is a pussy

That has a really strong aroma :fap:

i’ve been pissing out my ass

They're everywhere!

i had a trapper keeper too

I just had a shit and it came flying straight out my ass. I mean FLYING OUT. Damn those Baconators can do a number on me.

of a dead old field nigger in here.

Cock

one of the Kardashians or Jenners might try to date it.

When the Xindi destroy Earth, MY people will prevail!

Too many burritos.

And I have just ripped a massive smelly fart.

It has a very exotic and pungent smell to it. Delicious :fap:

:heil:

toss my salad.

I'm afraid to light my bong, it might cause an explosion.

You must be a well educated redneck to tow trailers m8 :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin:

I let a few rip and now it smells pretty awful in here. But I'm okay with it. I'm feeling quite gassy today, I think I might go ride some elevators.

Negroes

whilst taking a gigantic mickey pitt.

Micky Pitt

And I do mean banging

I farted in his mouth on and off for about 72 hours. He puked quiet a lot and passed out a few times. I soon woke him back up with a dose of smelling salts and continued.

I mentally broke him and his breath will forever stink of farts.

Bwahahaha

A very long, very thin poo

It was also very smooth

Sweetcorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrn itch

is OCP still around???

To the death!

Five :poo: and two :fap:

And rape.

Fuck niggers!!!!!!

Nog

nigger

niggas!

Jesus Christ is my savior and lord, I did not molest that 15 year old. :fap:

It is highly technologically advanced.

That's me with the machete

:fap:

I could really use some goat curry.

i wish i could watch south park without having to listen to some gd nigger faggot tell me about truvada

You dirty bastards, just you wait!

Doing cartwheels

Toad

How many nignogs does it take to nig a nignog nig?

Doing a handstand

my ass smells purty was killed in the hurricane floods. He died as he lived, trying to pull his trailer through the flood waters.

Doing a handstand

gd niggurs, moozlums and hurricanes

Niggers & stuff.

On your mom's big saggy jugs

looks like that gd cunt florence is coming over to see me next week

They make this out of chickpeas or some shit like that? Why would you ever want to eat something for a snack that tastes like sour smelly wet ballsack?

Ohhhhh... I get it now

And no-one can stop me

Bwahahahaha

And I will find and destroy the next person to post any racist crap. You have been warned.

For a huge :poo:

You do not have the AUTHORITY to fart in all of our mouths!

then shut the fuck up about the shoutbox asswipe.

The shoutbox doesn't work :heil: :heil: :heil: :heil: :heil: :heil: :heil: :heil: :heil: :heil: :heil: :heil: :heil: :heil: :heil: :heil: :heil: :heil: :heil: :heil: :heil: :heil: :heil: :heil: :heil: :heil: :heil: :heil: :heil: :heil: :heil: :heil: :heil: :heil: :heil: :heil: :heil: :heil: :heil: :heil: :heil: :heil: :heil: :heil: :heil: :heil: :heil: :heil: :heil: :heil: :heil: :heil: :heil: :heil:

My asshole is BURNING :eek:

beans.

nognog gollywogs is correct and just m8s.

They stink!

Everyone is flipping on me.

You know you are.

and now pumpkin head is after me

Gonna let it cook for another 20 mins before unleashing :poo:

So his mammy is running for city council. It will be awesome if she wins. All of the problems that coloreds have been having in Ferguson will disappear. She will do a great job just like she did raising that turd.
GD nigger

u luv peenus up ur butt lol u fukkin homo lol

FIGHT THE NIGNOGS!!! :heil:

with my Face.

The next time you see my Face. You will know that vengeance is coming!!!!!

Using fart power :fap:

i have two girls in love with me. one from sbabes. com and one from weare 18.com. i can’t decide which one to marry. they both are totally in love with me. they said so. who should i pick??

nye county nevada, home of the rare white nigger

Down to the last kike?

I huffed it and nearly passed out. That was so bad, I can't imagine I would have lived through huffing a normal sized fart that horrific. Right now I'm burning my underwear and shorts in my backyard fire pit.

Cock

I saw a nigger today. He was strangely dressed and his vehicle was awkwardly outfitted with bright red rims.

I don't know what's going on, but every time I take a seat at the throne the shit comes flying out my ass uninhibited.

Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho

Another nigger

Old, gold digging nigger whore.

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that should they ever be weaponised it could mean the end of humanity