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just thinking about those greasy smelly fat rolls and stank breath makes my dick rock hard :eek:

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We need you here. We're being infested with fat pedo British niggers and they need to be cleaned up.

9th of August, the blessed day millions of slantniggers got Fat Man'd.

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Niggaz in da house!!

it stinks.

About ready to shit out a giant log dudes. :poo:

I was gonna eat more but I can feel my feet tingling

Have you been a weird nigga your ENTIRE life?

raping niggers.

Why do they like to play dominoes so much?

Dark skin.

Or you'll have to go through Oldpyjama. :biggrin: :suck:

What a silly negro.

STOP USE N-WORD U RACIST!!! ENOUGH!!! NO MORE RACIST AND ANTI-MUSLIM WORDS!!! RACIST SHIT FUCK!!!!!! FUCK U!! WE WILL REVENGE !!!!

was made for BBC :fap:

I just shit my pants

Cock.

You're off to your mother's basement to wank over cartoons again. Get some ambition, Ritchie.

My EBT card ran out and I didn't have anything else left. I don't feel so good. If I suddenly stop posting, you'll know why.

Has the following properties:
- Doesnt feel warm
- Long and sustained
- Isnt a shart
- Must give you the feeling that a really annoying bubble of air in your gut finally leaves
- If possible, must smell so bad it gives Holo(K)aust survivors PTSD

Thoughts?

Because I'm fat. And I fart a lot.

The other post I read here inspired me to share my story as well. So just now I realized I had to piss really bad. As I was taking a piss I let out a long drawn out fart that almost sounded like an alligator yawning. It was great. Thank you for reading.

I have been offered a substantial amount of money for ownership of this forum and domain. An offer which, in these hard economic times I could not refuse. Please welcome your new Admin Ray . I'm in the process of helping him take over official duties and he will retain ownership of the forum by the end of the week. I am not leaving, I will remain around to help with things from time to time, such as setting up a Media Section and adding a censorship filter to block out certain words and phrases...

Or I will tell the Ilford police and you'll be arrested and thrown in jail.

Based on concerns from ChrisMuttonshutter's caretaker, we made a welfare check on ChrisM today. We are pleased to announce that he is doing well and simply had snapped into a psychotic episode for a short while. He is back on his meds and his caretaker Mrs. Birchett is cooking him up some fish and chips as we speak.

Sound extremely gay and have no aroma.

That's a chicken stuffed inside of a duck stuffed inside of a turkey. I changed my mind because they couldn't stuff any more birds in there and I'm a big fat guy.

Felt great. Smelled even better.

Ilford police are enroute

I don't know what was happening but, apparently I'm getting too much protein or something. I was blowing ass ALL DAY today. I'd constantly have to sneak around corners or duck into rooms, or hide in closets for a few seconds. Or lean up against a chain link fence. And worst of all most of them didn't even have much too them as far as odor. These protein farts kinda suck.

I mean the way we let all boucacks in. Soon I'll be wearing my djelaba and to the mosque where I'll pray to Allah to sincerely slash the throat of all those who refuse to follow the teachings of OCP.
Puke u ackbar!!!

They fired me because no meat was getting packed. They found out that I was eating it all because I'm a big fat guy.

I was hanging around the west unit rec yard yesterday and as soon as rec was called I basically shit my pants right by the door. All the convicts got to smell my ass. I might have some new customers. :smile:

That's a joke. I'm a big fat guy so I'm saying that I'm so big and fat it takes me an entire year to turn around, like a planet.

Good guy nature, removing kebab and shit.

These farts are gonna be mind blowing :dizzy:

50 big macs washed down with 200 litres of coke. Greedy fat cunt.

What the fuck am I supposed to have for dinner now? Fuckers!

This has me very depressed and near suicidal. :frown:

Browsing Morrie's wigs.

Or is he Chris-Chan? :eek:

Had knitted him a syrup :biggrin:

A huge pillar of shit yet again. Man it feels good to evacuate this nigger

shit right now.

Posted from my Samsung Fartphone.

YOUR PISSFLAPS LOOK LIKE JOHN WAYNES SADDLE BAGS.

I propose we begin a holy crusade to England in order to rid ourselves of this evil scourge once and for all. Who is with me?

You = Complaining that you can't afford a nice dinner anymore because inflation killed the McDonald's dollar menu. Get some ambition, Martin.

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Losing ur anal virginity isn't hard m8s, I've been topped so many times I need to wear diapers because I can't hold my shit in! :biggrin: Not that I would want to, it makes an excellent snackypoos :wink:

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A very turdy smelling fart :fap:

DAAAAAAAAAAAVE

It's true.

Sup? About to have a good shit m8s

Rwc :poo:

Seething, coping and raping his son.org m8

Boucacks.

And then I flushed.

End it.

SUPERMASSIVE SHITFARTS

I'm expecting a high percentage return on my investment. Easily double digits, potentially 3. I'm not sure if it would be more prudent to sell puts and put the premium towards call contracts or buy and hold with a trailing stop loss.

Well I forgot what I wanted to ask but yes, your mother is a whore.

DAAAAAAAAAAAVEY

Whataburger.

taking a massive shit and then I ran out of t.p. while wiping

Birthed a nice turd. Knew I couldn't keep that thing in there forever.

Oy, I want to defecate in yer mouth bruv. Can we meet? Fancy a shag afterwards?

That's offensive! Call it the Kung Flu or Lung Pao Sicken instead.

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I just farted and it smells really bad.

Deeply fisting his shitmother.

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The shelves of their stores are empty. Mainly because of Covid and Brexit.
Hahahahahaha! Fucking British shits. I hope you all end up having to cannibalize each other you useless retarded untermenschen. Start with that old hag you call a queen and that pedophile cunt in the Royal family.

Britain = O.W.N.E.D.

Good thing those inbred mouthfucks are out of the EU. They've been a monumental pain in the ass to deal with anyway