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Jelly that while I'm getting stronger hittin' the iron and your still huffing and sweating buckets just to get your fat ass out of the couch haha! I can't believe this pathetic forum still exists
I like the ones who work extra hard to impress me. Can't tell you how much I :fap: thinking of some rugged bodybuilder I can satisfy :suck: . Any takers?
You probably decided your scrawny ass would go to the gym and hit some iron to do somethin about that fuckin' skinny ass of yours. And you'll go their once or twice and then abandon because that's what gay ass quitters like you fags do haha
These fags inject so much roids and nigger cum in themselves their brain rots. That's why they act so agrrssive and insecure. They also like to compliment each others bodies and suck each others cock while saying no homo, bro because they think that it makes them somehow less homosexual. Fucking closet faggot.
One of your members did a sorry attempt at trolling on our subreddit. I expected this forum to be lame but holy shit you guysare a bunch of faggots.
What do you do with your pathetic lives? I bet you're all obese with a fat gut hanging over your belt or scrawny with toothpick arms. What will you be doing these days? Watch TV? I'll be in the gym pumping iron and getting bigger while you jack off you little losers LOL
And what the fuck is this gay ass captcha? Cars and cats? LOL fags!
All that bottled up nerdrage must be directed at someone doesnt it? Haha! Fuckin' pathetic.
I'll be going to the gym tonight before it closes and while you wank yourself to sleep, I'll enjoy a well desserved xmas meal to grow stronger. Cya soon fags!
And please stay mad and frustrated! It's like livefuel for us lifters
Recently Heinz made a disgusting sauce called Mayochup, which is a mix of mayonnaise and ketchup (but mostly soybean oil and corn syrup) that comes in a squeeze bottle. I heard someone say that this is basically a mass manufactured knock off of what Belgians dip their French fries in though, is that accurate?
And stop calling it Pfizermectin! It's nothing like Ivermectin, that's horse paste. If Paxlovid was anything like that cheap garbage, would it cost $530? I don't think so!
Sometimes I'm very gassy and my stools isn't in the form of SHIT-PILLARS but of smaller turds. (shit-nuggets)
The farts put so much pressure in my re(K)tum, the turds get shot out like a machine gun. I could shoot a nigger with that shit.
I will let you rape my 10 years old son and suck your tiny dick if you become my fwiend. I live in Ilford, England andhave plenty of feces to share for dinner :cool:
Let me know!
Going back to work sucks, you know? Especially when you're depressed and anxious and want to die like me. Besides, not everyone should have to work for a living. I should be able to stay home and smoke weed all day so I can contribute to society in other ways, like tweeting about trans rights.
Here in BelGAYum, we use these. All are considered highly offensive and racist
French:
- Boucack (boo-cack) you know this one
- Moucack (moo-cack)
- Marlouf (mar-loof)
- Macaque (mah-cack) which is a type of ape
- Touf (toof)
- Nègre du désert (desert nigger)
Dutch is quite similar with some differences
- Makak (mah-cack)
- Matoef (mah-toof)
- Marroef (mah-roof)
- Pisdoek (piss-doock) means piss-scarf for that shit-sleared cloth they wear on their head
- Kameelneger (camel nigger)
The putrid smell coming from his fat mothers basement finally became too much so she went downstairs and checked on him. She was horrified to find her obese retarded son choked to death on his own feces.
and out come like 6 boulder sized turds. I could hear the plop of each one as they hit the water. My ass was completely soaked from the backsplash. I could feel every splash. It was actually quite refreshing, but I had to shower afterwards.
Now that your child-touching fat fuck inbred nigger guru has fukked off, why don't you follow his example, eat your own shit and choke on it? Fukk off from here you British fags.
Neither the Americans nor the Europeans want you and your old piece of shit cunt queen and her incest family of perverts. Fags.
Come back fatass. We need you to act as a laughing stock and use you as a punching bag, nigger. Come the fukk back you coward cunt boy loving incest pedo
Did he end up fucking off due to the constant bullying? Did he finally understand being an incest-comitting pedophile is wrong ?
Did he at last do the world a favor and kill himself? We may never find out but we will miss laughing at his hairy sausage tits and crusty, smelly pissflaps.
Chris, if you're reading this from the beyond: fuck off, you boucak sucking homogay. You suck fat nigger schlong for food you broke fag.
Does it ever happen that your SHIT-PILLARS are so fucking greasy after eating some shitty food that you waste and entire roll of toilet paper cleaning your ass? Had to take a fucking shower to clean this shit properly.be m8
I keep calling the nurses with my panic button, but they haven't shown up. I thought I would be safe on the second floor, but these bald faggots keep peaking in. The nurses said they couldn't put me in a room on a higher floor or the building might collapse. Maybe someone can contact my mum or the Ilford police for me? Or my psychologist Dr. Sheffield? He believes me
So my best buddy is an ER doctor. He tells me stories about fucking marginal people who he sometimes has to deal with. Another recent one: a fat pile of shit female boucack comes to the ER because she feels sick, has pain and feels bloated. Turns out she was 7 months pregnant and had no idea. I mean what the fuck ? How the fuck can this even be?
I know it's common for these untermenschen to shit out kids all year long and to never visit a doctor because they're too primitive and fucking...
Here is a video of criminals losing their absolute shit when handed over life sentences.
Please kindly notice how the majority of these people are niggers and boucacks, as one would expect. They bring a fine contribution to America's society, wouldn't you say. This is yet another proof that niggerism and boucackhood are a stain on the US and should be ended using any violent means possible.
It seems like we're getting stalked by a fat, stinking Brit without teeth. Have you guys forgotten to give him his schizo meds again?
Dammit guys! We need to stop forgetting to give that fat child-beater his meds. Now he's convulsing violently and hitting his head with his drool-encrusted keyboard.
All this while he has fat boucack cock in his mouth and nigger cock in his ass.
Fuck man you're a sick fuck. Disgusting! Fucking kill yourself right now. There is no hope for you, fag, and kiddie rapists are the lowest of the low. Any half-decent country would have thrown your fat nigger ass in jail, but then again, this is the UK.... the entire royal family is a bunch of incest-ridden pedos.
Trying to cross the North Sea to make it to the UK. Why the fuck would they want to go to that shit stained pile of rocks anyway? I guess these untermenschen were looking for a place where their rampant pedophilia would be tolerated.
Anyway, that piece of junk they were using to cross the sea sank and all of them drowned.
Fucking LOL. It's unknown what fail country they came from, but they were confirmed to be boucacks and niggers. Thank you, North Sea!
You depraved sick fuck. You're a piece of human trash that needs to be collected and incinerated alive you fucking shitcunt. You are an über-fag who touches kids and breaks his son's arm you incest-supporting schlongfag. You enjoy beating up little kids, fag? Do you suck fat negro schlong? Of course you do you feces-munching shitsteak. Here's my advice to you, you fucking obese pedophile: take your smelly, rotten pissflaps the fuck out of here, get the fuck to some store, buy a fucking rope and...
So first in 2000 you were lead by a moron, then by a nigger, then by an orange fatass that managed to be an even bigger moron than Bush, now by an old piece of shit and while he was sedated for a colonoscopy, you were briefly lead by a nigress.
How does it feel to be lead by cunts? Welcome to the club I guess.
I have a very obese man in my clinic who won't stop rambling about being gang stalked by bald faggots . He seems to spend most of his time on this web site and is convinced that Greg or Dave or Derek is coming to get him. As far as I can tell however, most of you do not even reside within the United Kingdom. Is there any merit to his paranoia or shall I have him admitted to the psych ward once he's shed enough weight to regain his mobility?
Of course, for these untermenschen, the advice of the Witch Doctor from their shithole ape-country is more valuable than what actual scientists say. NEGROLO(K)AUST NOW
She's also fat, barely speaks our language, works in the warehouse because she can only do menial jobs and smells like gorilla feces. Fucking sheboon.be m8
Not sure if they can salvage your disastrous rotten teeth or your grotesque fat fuckery but who knows:
However, I don't think there is a way to cure your rampant pedophilia and the deformities due to incest and inbreeding though. There is still suicide for that you sad fucks.
You gross, depraved fat shitfuck. Filthy child-touching cuntflap. You smell like feces because you smear your own shit all over yourself and then lick it off you stinking deviant cockfag. You stick schlong in your hairy, cum infested, ripped apart ass you incest bred fat nigger. You break your own son's arm. What the fuck is the matter with you you sick fuck? Are you mentally challenged? Do you suck cocks? Kill yourself.
So we have plenty of green parties in Yuropistan who say they want to close all nuclear power plants and use green alternatives instead.
As much as I'm in favor of increasing our wind, solar and hydro power production to become less dependent from those boucack-infested oil-shitting untermensch shithole countries, none of those sources are abundant enough to provide us with all the power we need. Our next cleanest source are nuclear reactors. I'm not even a fucking expert, but you don't have...
Nobody gives a shit about this irrelevant cunt no longer being under the control of her nigger father or whoever it was that made her his bitch for decades. Fuck that entire family and anyone who is interested in this gay fuckery is a fag and sucks huge, smelly gorilla cocks. Fuck you, fuck her and fuck your queer cunt of a father.
Ordered the veterans day meal from bdub'z earlier, went down to pick it up and they said I must have ordered from the wrong store. But they said I could order it so I waited a few minutes. So then I asked which is the other store. I went there after to pick up my order I thought I phoned in and they said nope, it was another store. So I ordered and waited. So I went to the third store and picked up my original order. Got three orders of wings and fries and sauces for free. They have some nice...
Fuckin' hilarious.com m8s when they slowly gurgle to death on their own mucus after shitposting on Facebook that the pandemic is a hoax.
I wish I could be there when these stupid fucks die alone, their eyes wide with terror as they gasp desperately for breath cuz they were too dumb to get the vaxx!!! :fap:
... and post his replies to each one of my posts? Probably the only thing he has going in his shit life apart from raping his son and breaking his arm.be m8
Come on, Raymond, find a hobby and a therapist you pedophile cocksucker. Sodomize yourself.
about how much social media is the decline of our world. We should all just get up off that chair, go outside, experience the world. I myself plan on doing it after I win this political argument with a guy on a social media platform.
Dropping some big fucking SHIT PILLARS in the company sewage system.be m8. Should I flush or let the next cunt that comes here admire how massive and glorious my SHIT PILLARS are?
I fuck your mother THEVQUEEN OF WHORES sonof a cunt. Lobotomized cunt brit. You're worth less than the shit one would accidentally walk on. Fucking degenarate you I will make you drink your own piss and then I will cut off your head while you suck my long dick you fat fuck pedophile. Kill yourself. Viilently. You shitstab.
You fucking mouthfucks better acknowledge that Noah is a fag. If you don't, you're a nigger and you're basically lower than an Englishman you fucking queers. Fuck Noah.
Lol u fuken cunt loser. Instead, you kept your money under your shit-stained mattress. Still sucking negro cock for foodstamps I see? Go back to your mop job you fucking bum :biggrin: Im sure your fat shitmother is proud of your cock sucking
Why is this THOT being mentioned even in our media? Who cares about some social media whore being (K)illed by her fag boyfriend?
AllI see, is one THOT less on the world.
Perhaps this was the work of I DESTROY THOTS God bless him.
Autism Powers in Goldmember
Dude Where are my Schizo Meds
Avatard
The Last Cockbender
Incestiana Jones and the Temple of Inbreeding
Saving Private Retard
Very Fat Things
The Sheboondock Saints
Crooked Teeth Dundee
The working class is too spoiled, you all expect to be able to afford a home and transportation. We need to go back to a working class of starving peasants living in shanty towns.
I sodomize little boys because I'm a pedo and I was born from incest between my AIDS-ridden trisomic father and my gargantuan fat cunt sister.
I also smear feces on my toast sandwich because shit is considered a national dish here in the UK. Long live the queen and her family of child molesters!
Fact!
Delete that shit now. Mark Zuckerberg is a huge fag and isn't even human. Only retards and niggers still use Fecesbook.
All Facebook employees should be Robespierre'd at once, those fucking jEw boucacks.
Please confirm if you want me to go ahead and give that fat inbred pedofag a piece of his own medicine.
ChrisM, I will RAPE you with a broom stick till it pokes out of the top of your incest head you fat cunt.
I'll fuck you dry in your fat ss son of a bitch autist so you'll feel what it's like to be raped you fucking child molesting cunt. Fucking die of AIDS, retard
Hello, I am Alfie Davies from the Ilford Pedophiles Anonymous Association . I was told during our meetings that one of our members, Raymond P. Hewitt (he calls himself ChrisM here), gets bullied viciously on this forum. Listen chaps: our members suffer from pedophilic urges and while it's true they rape kids and are deviant due to inbreeding, that doesn't mean you lot have the right to be so mean and judging.
Unless you cease your persecution if our respected member Raymond, I will have no...
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You = At home reading this and coping by saying that you used to play high school football in the 70s so you don't need the gym. Time to get off your easy chair and go for a walk, old man.
Disgusting fuck. Keep your deformed, inbred hands off kids you fat pervert. Your son, whose arm you broke, should be taken away from you.
All Brits are deformed and inbred. And all of you worship a family of royal pedos because they allow pedophilia to run rampant in that inbred shit-stinking island known as the United Kingdom. Fucking gross people. I hope you die of AIDS and poverty you obese niggercunts. Eat a fat wart-ridden cock.
Ghost of Mad Barry
