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It's like pissing in the ocean, but this ocean's already full of piss. Also, niggers.

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I'm fat.

You're all niggers
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MEET ME THERE ASAP FOR A FUCKING SHAG IN THE GENTS SHITTERS CUNT

Moar liek Cinnabon.

Could someone please defecate in my mouth? I love the taste of shit and we British see shit as a real delicacy.
PM me. We can set up a meeting after I finished assraping my son.

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If it weren't for blacks and Muslims, I wouldn't have any customers and I wouldn't be able to buy chicken tenders for Chris! :nono:

Here's a copium pipe for you, you fat cunt inbred shithog. You're so upset you could use some copium, you seething blubberfag. I hope you die painfully in a puddle of your own stool you gross fat British assrapist. End yourself.

So I stopped at all of those places because I'm a big fat guy

Why do you smell like actual shit? Do you smear feces on your skin? Why are you obsessed with faggots and bald men? Are you a queer? Fucking cunt flap. Fat fag. Kill yourself.

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just thinking about those greasy smelly fat rolls and stank breath makes my dick rock hard :eek:

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We need you here. We're being infested with fat pedo British niggers and they need to be cleaned up.

9th of August, the blessed day millions of slantniggers got Fat Man'd.

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Niggaz in da house!!

it stinks.

About ready to shit out a giant log dudes. :poo:

I was gonna eat more but I can feel my feet tingling

Have you been a weird nigga your ENTIRE life?

raping niggers.

Why do they like to play dominoes so much?

Dark skin.

Or you'll have to go through Oldpyjama. :biggrin: :suck:

What a silly negro.

STOP USE N-WORD U RACIST!!! ENOUGH!!! NO MORE RACIST AND ANTI-MUSLIM WORDS!!! RACIST SHIT FUCK!!!!!! FUCK U!! WE WILL REVENGE !!!!

was made for BBC :fap:

I just shit my pants

Cock.

You're off to your mother's basement to wank over cartoons again. Get some ambition, Ritchie.

My EBT card ran out and I didn't have anything else left. I don't feel so good. If I suddenly stop posting, you'll know why.

Has the following properties:
- Doesnt feel warm
- Long and sustained
- Isnt a shart
- Must give you the feeling that a really annoying bubble of air in your gut finally leaves
- If possible, must smell so bad it gives Holo(K)aust survivors PTSD

Thoughts?

Because I'm fat. And I fart a lot.

The other post I read here inspired me to share my story as well. So just now I realized I had to piss really bad. As I was taking a piss I let out a long drawn out fart that almost sounded like an alligator yawning. It was great. Thank you for reading.

I have been offered a substantial amount of money for ownership of this forum and domain. An offer which, in these hard economic times I could not refuse. Please welcome your new Admin Ray . I'm in the process of helping him take over official duties and he will retain ownership of the forum by the end of the week. I am not leaving, I will remain around to help with things from time to time, such as setting up a Media Section and adding a censorship filter to block out certain words and phrases...

Or I will tell the Ilford police and you'll be arrested and thrown in jail.

Based on concerns from ChrisMuttonshutter's caretaker, we made a welfare check on ChrisM today. We are pleased to announce that he is doing well and simply had snapped into a psychotic episode for a short while. He is back on his meds and his caretaker Mrs. Birchett is cooking him up some fish and chips as we speak.

Sound extremely gay and have no aroma.

That's a chicken stuffed inside of a duck stuffed inside of a turkey. I changed my mind because they couldn't stuff any more birds in there and I'm a big fat guy.

Felt great. Smelled even better.

Ilford police are enroute

I don't know what was happening but, apparently I'm getting too much protein or something. I was blowing ass ALL DAY today. I'd constantly have to sneak around corners or duck into rooms, or hide in closets for a few seconds. Or lean up against a chain link fence. And worst of all most of them didn't even have much too them as far as odor. These protein farts kinda suck.

I mean the way we let all boucacks in. Soon I'll be wearing my djelaba and to the mosque where I'll pray to Allah to sincerely slash the throat of all those who refuse to follow the teachings of OCP.
Puke u ackbar!!!

They fired me because no meat was getting packed. They found out that I was eating it all because I'm a big fat guy.

I was hanging around the west unit rec yard yesterday and as soon as rec was called I basically shit my pants right by the door. All the convicts got to smell my ass. I might have some new customers. :smile:

That's a joke. I'm a big fat guy so I'm saying that I'm so big and fat it takes me an entire year to turn around, like a planet.

Good guy nature, removing kebab and shit.

These farts are gonna be mind blowing :dizzy:

50 big macs washed down with 200 litres of coke. Greedy fat cunt.

What the fuck am I supposed to have for dinner now? Fuckers!

This has me very depressed and near suicidal. :frown: