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Friends, Raymond (you know him as Chrismuttonshutter) is not well. You may have noticed he's not very active here at the moment. He has been locked up in the bariatric ward of the Ilford hospital again with no access to the outside world. It's for his own good. His obsession with eating faeces is out of control and he was admitted to the hospital with severe bacterial infections in his blood as well as his gums from all the shit he eats. The walls of his room in the basement were smeared with...
Trump was a dumb cunt but he was right about those chinks: you can't trust those slantnigger untermenschen. Unfortunately, the West has prostituted themselves to this nation of backstabbers. Fuck China, fuck Xi Jingping and fuck your fat stinking WHORE of a mother.
I WILL GRAB YOU BY THE FUCKING HAIR AND SMACK YOU ON THE GROUND. THEN I WILL BOOT STOMP YOUR BLOATED FACE AND SHAVE OFF YOUR HAIR YOU FILTHY COCAINE WHORE. WHEN IM DONE, I'LL TAKE A SHIT ON YOUR CHEST. COME AND SEE ME AT THE ILFORD DVD RENTAL, CUNT
THEY TRIED TO JUMP ME AS I WAS PICKING UP THREE MEN AND A LITTLE LADY FROM THE ILFORD DVD RENTAL.
OSCAR RAN AT ME SCREAMING LIKE A RETARD, SO I QUICKLY THREW A MASSIVE OVERHAND RIGHT THAT COMPLETELY DESTROYED HIS FACE. ADELE WAS HAVING SECOND THOUGHTS AND TRIED TO RUN. I GRABBED HER BY HER MASSIVE CANKLES AND SMASHED HER INTO A WALL UNTIL SHE WAS DEAD.
Made in Kiev! Show your support, goyim! You don't want people to think you support Russia, do you? Buy my Ukraine flags and let everyone know what a good person you are!
That's right! England is the birthplace of buggery, and English men are the best at it! If you're looking for hot man-on-man action, you've come to the right place - even the San Francisco Pride Parade has a lower density of homosexuals than Gay Old England.
The Metaverse, whether its from that creepy, inhuman-looking, feces-smeared cunt shitstab Fart Zuckerberg or not, is pure gayness. Anyone who uses it, contracts the fag-disease and becomes instantly homosexual. If you use any of those Metaverse worlds, you are a sodomite and should be impaled by a spear-chucking Zimbabwean nigger.
Salaam Aleichum, peace of Allaah be on you. La ihallah il Allah, Muhammadur rasullah
لا اله الا الله محمد رسول الله
I am Hassar Bin Habib Al Kandahari and I represent the Taliban regime in Afghanistan. I come with a fatwah فتوى concerning the person called Raymond Peter Hewitt AKA Mr Muttonshutter, the filthy, the pig خنزير قذر
He passed by our great city of کابل which you know as Kabul when he was on the way back from Thailand. He engaged in acts that the teaching of our glorious Prophet...
Listen to me you fucking doos, you molest your own son? I will shove a vuvuzela up your ass so you can play some kak while I beat you to death you fucking bliksem! I will cut your throat fucking child molester. Fuck you! Incest and child molestation are vile and we will fucking kill you, bliksemse flikker!
Seems a bit schtewpid if you ask me. There's nought here but discussion of bollocks, farts, and blacks! Why don't you all talk about some proper English business, like selling your daughter to the local Pakis?
Escucha me, gordo maricon, una dia te voy a encuentrar. Y quando te encuentre, marica, te voy a matar, pedosexual hijo de puta. Chinga a tu madre. Te voy a cortate to puta cabezza de mierda.
I FUCKING DESTROYED HIM AND BROKE HIS TWO LEGS. NEXT TIME YOU SHOW UP, CUNT, I'LL FUCKING SKULLFUCK YOU.
AND ALL OF YOU FAGS THAT DIDN'T SHOW UP: COME AND SEE ME, CUNT. PUSSY
Ilford, Feb 20th 2022, the grave of in known pedophile child rapist ChrisM, who died in December 2020 choking to death on his own feces, was desecrated today. Unknown individuals smeared human excrement all over the tombstone in the Ilford landfill. Words such as fukk off filthy pedo and fat nigger cock in his throat and fukking inbred child rapist were written on in it.
Ilford authorities refuse to clean it up, since nobody gives a fuck about this boy-raping incest fatass who broke his sons...
All kidding aside, what do you think of King Charles? Do you think he will be a good monarch? Do you dream about sucking his filthy old cock? Are you ok with a pedo being your shit king? Or is that re(K)uired to be a good Brit in the first place? Are you sad that this old (K)unt Elizabeth finally decided to die, that fucking shitwhore?
And I didn't even eat any corn. It hurt and was pretty soupy. Smelled like straight liquid ass. I flushed as soon as I could, but my house smells terrible now. I think it might be causing me respiratory failure. Might end up in an ER later tonight. :frown:
Alfie Davies here from the Ilford Pedophiles Anonymous Association and I see Raymond has been making disturbing posts again about the sexual harassing of underage kids.
We understand it may distress some of you to see such sickness, but Ray is off his meds again. I will take it up with Dr.Finklestein
He gets all excited because he can copy-paste his word again. And again. And again.
What a great, fullfilling life he has. :biggrin: Proof? Watch him swoop in here and do it again.
Maybe hanging yourself will bring you solace, ChrisPedoPissflaps.
Just a friendly advice.be m8
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You gross cunt. I sincerely hope someone garrotes you to death you shit swallowing cocksucker. Grooming kids again you sick fuck? The fuck is wrong with you you mentally deranged pedophile niggerfag? Fucking child porn? REALLY YOU SHITSTAINED CUM BAG? You do realize pedophilia is disgusting, right cunt? Some nigger should impale you on his massive black cock you disturbed cockfag. You broke your sons arm again you pervert. The fuck is the matter with you, fag? Kill yourself.
You incestcunt British pile of sad shit. Nobody likes you, not even stinky niggers you subhuman pedo.You fucking child molesting homo. It's easy breaking a little boys arm isn't it you cowardly inbred cunt jew. A real man would fistfuck you and use your shitmouth as a sockpuppet you retarded obese mongoloid. Kill yourself.
COME SEE ME AT ILFORD DVD RENTAL YOU POOF NIGGERS AND I WILL UNSCREW YOUR HEAD AND SKULLFUCK IT YOU FAGS. I WILL KNOCK YOUR TEETH OUT. COME MEET ME AT THE ILFORD DVD RENTAL YOU PUSSY
ROBESPIERRE ALL NEGROS, BOUCACKS, BRITISH PEDOPHILES AND KIKENFUCKS WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE.BE M8.
ALSO, RESPECT THE MASSIVE SHITFARTS . THE POWER OF THE PUKEFUKK AND FARTING BE WITH YOU.
We haven't seen him at the IPAA meeting last week. I'm a bit concerned because he was going through a nasty pedophilia spree again.
Perhaps Dr.Finklestein knows more?
About me :biggrin:
It's my only goal in life: being the center of attention here. :biggrin: It almost makes me as happy as touching little boys :biggrin:
And everything said in those threads is true
Fact ! :wink:
U sodomize little boys u fucking filthy pedophile. You're a vile, pathetic fat fuck pervert you obese bag of shit. You beat up little kids and rape them. Did it to your own son and then u put you hairy smelly tinycock in his ass. Fucking disgusting. You ought to get brutally stabbed in the ear you fat pedocunt.
Raymond Peter Hewitt is a PEDOPHILE FAG
They'd probably be trying to loot some ale and find some fish and chips and look for children to rape. Normal human who are not British will save animals and do good in the world. Without having rotten teeth.
He must be very upset at me for calling him out on his vile pedophilia, diabetes and shit-eating. :biggrin: I was going to suggest defenestrating yourself, fag, but you probably won't fit.
- Fart.
- Cock.
- Niggerism, jewry and boucackhood are still filthy
- Chrisfatcocksucker is still a pedophile diabetic fuck
- Your mother is a whore
- The one who replies with Faggot is a confirmed boy-loving inbred autist
Doing a survey: which fast food joint produces the best, most stinking MASSIVE SHITFARTS and monumental SHIT-PILLARS in the US? I want to compare it to the fast food joints in Yurop (which are lackluster at best to be honest)
I'm tired of your torment and you bald headed faggots stalking me everywhere I go in the hospital ward! I'm calling Ilford police tomorrow about you again like I've done before. They will fix you bald faggots.
Meanwhile I need to eat this giant cup of shit my mum left me. Yumm.. Ta ta :biggrin: Oorf to beddy poos. :biggrin: :biggrin:
You fucking fat sodomite. I hear you've been making obscene drawings on the walls of your hospital room with a turd again you sick fuck. Your brain ;s rotting from all that nigger cum that getspimped up your ass you child-beating fag. You broke your sons arm again I heard? Fucking sick faggot you ought to be ashamed you deviant fatfuck. Kill yourself.
After my last post I farted and it smelled so bad I passed out. I just came to about 5 minutes ago. I'm starting to get the feeling in my legs back and I have my fine motor skills again.
I was sweaty and exhausted by the time it was over. It had a burning smell to it. I felt like I was riding a roller coaster straight to hell. And loving every second of it.
ChrisM = Mashing F5 and eating his own shit in mummy's basement. Ever been to a rave in a wave pool, you fat cunt? Are you even allowed within 500 feet of a public pool?
The rest of you = Probably just enjoying a normal weekend at home or something.
By Allah, I will shove my diseased gonorrhea-stricken fatcock in that kuffar Bush's mouth!
- Saddam Hussein, president or Iraq
Ich tät es für das Lulz
- Adolf Hitler, chancellor of Nazi Germany
As your new Queen, I shall uphold our British traditions of incest, tooth decay, consuming excrement and sexual intercourse with children proudly!
-Queen Elisabets, monarch of Great Britain
You wish, you fat penis licking pedophile (K)untflap. I heard you broke your son's arm again and that you're licking the shit-smeared walls of your bariatric ward? Gross fuck! Time to grab a screwdriver and sincerely stab yourself in the eye.
I hope Le Bagman sodomizes you with an umbrella and smashes your skull in with a sledgehammer.be m8
All three of you are fags. The Bagman will cut of your arms and shove it down each others throat whom I hope he will sincerely slash afterwards.
Whores.
Living in a country where
- Paedophilia is rife
- People have rotten, crooked teeth from eating actual shit
- They worship a royal family full if paedophiles that never worked a day, live off the people's back and laugh at them while living in their shit-stained palaces
- Incest is so severe that everyone is retarded and deformed
- They suck American cock while Americans think they're a bunch of faggots and laugh at them
This sorry excuse of a country is so gay and fail it makes a...
The chairman of Russia's second largest oil producer has died after falling from a hospital window in Moscow, according to reports in the country. Ravil Maganov, who was also vice president at Lukoil, had openly criticised the war in Ukraine. The 67-year-old was chair of the company's board which called for the soonest termination of the armed conflict and expressed sincere empathy for all victims in March. The statement continued: We strongly support a lasting ceasefire and a settlement of...
Bed Bath & Beyond executive jumped to his death from high-rise apartment balcony, law enforcement source tells CNN
A man who jumped to his death from a high-rise apartment in Manhattan has been identified by the New York City Police Department as Gustavo Arnal. A law enforcement source told CNN Arnal is the chief financial officer of Bed Bath & Beyond. They said he died after jumping from the 18th floor balcony of his high-rise apartment.
The NYPD said in a statement Sunday that Arnal, 52,...
It is written that he had gum disease too from licking the shit-covered cock of his boyfriend after being sodomized.
What a big fag he was. FagPower.
Remember the time where he set a rule where it was forbidden to insult the pope? Fukking queer. It's impossible to quantify his faggotry.
You're a disgusting fuck. I hear you spend your days at the Ilford McDonalds stalking little boys in the ballpark you fat tub of shit. You are a depraved and sick fuck you know that? Do you still eat fecal matter you pedophile incest-comitting cuntflap? I hope a nigger gives you AIDS by sodomizing your gargantuan, diabetic ass. Kill yourself.
I just farted with such extreme force it launched me across the room and into a grandfather clock. That thing is shattered. I'm still picking pieces of glass out and it nearly cut my jugular. I feel another one coming on. Do they make seatbelts for computer chairs? I feel like I'm in an ejection seat most of the time!
I was in the elevator today and had a nice wet bubbly sounding one rumbling as I went in. Luckily the elevator was empty so I let loose. I sharted myself a little bit with warm wet shit and the fumes quickly overpowered the air. I immediately hit the stop button on the elevator and sat down in the corner for about 20 minutes to enjoy. I've been taking zinc supplements lately, so you wouldn't believe the huge loads I blew on the walls. :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap:
Nobody here gives a fuck. Unlike America, nobody gives a fuck about politicians' private life. He can fuck camel cocks while smearing his body with peanut butter for all I care.
Trump ought to turn his attention to the United Gaydom: that's where really sick shit like pedophilia and incest happens. Though Im sure this fat fuck pumpkin faced baboon is ok with incest and fucking his own daughter, that enormous retard.
So you think men should clean the house like women do? YOU ARE A PUSSYWHIPPED ! You are resposible for these women letting it go to their head! They want to go work, they want to have kids, they want to go out with friends, go on vacation, CHEAT ON YOU, FRIEND!
And you'll be there in a dirty house, with dirty clothes and with a crying kid in your arms while she's fucking. Her boss. OR HER FEMALE FRIEND! LOSER!
And your girlfriend is a whore.
I mean Black Mirror is a good show. Most of the episodes are anyway.
There's also the Glorious Rape Master OCP (the peace of the Puke be upon him) who was a British. And Ozzy. Both of which are not worthless like the rest of that shit heap of a country.
All other Britfags are a bunch of pedophile shit-eating untermenschen that make boucacks and niggers look human. That old whore queen should be Robespierre'd and the entire country should be quarantined to prevent the world from being infected...
Really enjoyed the shitfart I had earlier, so nothing better for a new one tomorrow than two 1lbs. Arby's roast beef, 15 packets of Arby's sauce, two large curly fries with horsey sauce and an orange shake. :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap:
Fuck those gay shows like The Walking Shitniggers, Game of Whores or Stranger Niggers.
Wanna watch some shit that's actually good? Watch Narcos. You fag.
British cunt. I hope you got ran over by a monster truck you fat sodomite. Your boyfriend got assraped by niggers and boucacks and then got sincerely Robespierre'd
Alfie Davies from the IPAA here with an update on Raymond. He has still refused to clean up the feces he smeared all over the walls of his room in the bariatric ward so we from the IPAA took it upon us to clean the room ourselves while Raymond stayed in his bed, unable to get out. We did this because it was heart breaking to see one of our members not have access to his schizo and diabetes meds. In exchange, Raymond (Chris) has promised to delete all child pornography from his PC. I believe we...
Last night here in Crete which according to the belgian faggot is in Thailand ( his bf must have been pounding him ) :frown:
My family have all had liposuction and their arms reset ready for next time
We can’t wait to get back to Ilford to get the crack den going again
and I’ll be able to post 24/7/365
Ps I love the attention maybe your all upset :wink:
ChrisM leader of the shithole
Where we discuss such topics like nigger sodomy, grooming of kids, mental retardation, autism, incest and how to cope with being obese schizos obsessed with fags and bald people.
We also organize moments where we come together in Ilford and suck each others small dick 69 style.
YOU ARE DIRTY! AND YOU AND YOU TOO! ALL DIRTY! LICKING EACH OTHERS TWAT ARE WE? AND PUTTING DILDOS IN YOUR ASS TILL THE SHIT COMES OUT YOUR EARS, AND JUICE AND FOAM! WHORES!!! GET THE FUCK OUT! BEGON!E! BEGONE! FILTHY WHORES!!
Its true. He broke his son's arm that fucking pedophile British fag. That sweaty fat fuck! Kill yourself. Degenerate Britard. Your fat ass should be used to feed starving niggers in Africa
Here's a copium pipe for you, fag, because for a change, I want to be nice to you and help you with all the seething your clearly upset ass is dealing with here. :biggrin: :biggrin:
Enjoy!
I'm his neighbor Tyrone Ubongu. I used to come over to Chris's mum's house every day and hold him down and fart on him until he passed out. The last time he begged me to stop and said he couldn't take it anymore and started balling like a little bitch. Then he ran away to Thailand to rape kids.
Some of you think I'm in Crete. Got yourself in a tizzy there m8s? I'm actually in Thailand :biggrin:
The airlifting went fine, the crane barely held my fat ass, but survived. The experimental treatment didn't work though but at least, this country is full of young boys I can rape in impunity :biggrin: :biggrin:
Fact! :wink:
Can't wait to get back home, break my sons arm and make stupid threads about Davey baldy and the belgian faggot because I have nothing else to do.
So I was returning from a trip for work and I was waiting for my luggage at the airport. You know, those fucking conveyor belts. Besides me, there was an older lady waiting for hers. And on the other side, there was a fat nigress. And I mean fat. Like really fat. Typical fat-assed female nigger. She starts unloading her shit-filled suitcases from the belt. This sheboon had like 7 suitcases. Fucking 7. Probably filled with watermelons, those african drums their witch doctors use, AIDS and...
... is when RWC, Vegeta or myself post something here so he can instantly log in and reply one of his replies :biggrin: . Probably spends his day refreshing this shit dump furiously when he's not raping little boys. End yourself, sad fuck
:hang:
Hello again from Dr. Finklestein, your family's NHS bariatric specialist. I believe you remember months ago when Chris was thrown out of the Bariatric Ward due to his refusal to follow his diet plan, among many other issues. First off, let me express my well wishes - I do hope that Chris is doing well. If he has at least managed to slow the pace of his weight gain, please let me know as I will be delighted to know that his time here was not a...
The door starts closing and you're about to let loose.. then a hand reaches to stop the door from closing and like 8 people get on. And you bounce between floors for like 15-20 minutes. I hate that shit!
I just got done taking my third shit of the day and it smelled even worse than the first two. I accidentally left the bathroom door open afterwards and my poor dog walked in there. He's laying unconscious in there now. Help! What do I do?!?!?!?!! :confused: :frown: :frown: :frown: :frown:
I'm very attracted to young boys. How are kids in America in Belgium? Are they open for a relationship with an adult diabetes-ridden fat Brit? Why do you hate me so much by the way?
noticer, but not a Watcher
