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Lol any country that worships a bunch of faggots just because they came out of the cunt of that old bag of shit queen is clearly a failed state full of retards.
United Cuntdom LOL. Great Cuntstain.
You: Hoping you win that eBay high bid on the Nvidia GT-730.
Sorry bout the chip shortage kid, try being an Amazon Vine reviewer instead. :cool:
Fuckin' A' this has to be my most awesome scoop up yet.
This thing has more power then my main PC. I'll be doing a review on it for my YouTube channel sometime later .. probably July when I get around to it. I'll probably end up selling it because I honestly do not need this much power in a laptop.
Why are you sending this old fucking piece of antique to my country? People from Brussels are not allowed to go enjoy a drink on a terrace, they're not allowed to open their windows and they're not even allowed to take out a trash bag because fucking Biden is visiting us.
Not that I give a shit about the idiots who live in shithole Brussels, but still, fuck you. Keep your old shit in your own shit country next time, you American shit-munching swines. At least have your security destroy a few...
There is too much jEwry, niggerism and boucackhood in the world. We need the return of I HUNT NIGGERS and I SHOOT ARABS to destroy these untermenschen from our planet.
Sign here if you want their return. Not signing pretty much means you get fucked in the ass by a nigger while you suck the cock of a boucack while stroking the crooked cock of a jEw. You fucking capitalist cunt fag.
His entire family should be kidnapped and violently raped by rabid orang-utangs. Then their throats should be sincerely allahu ackbar'd while chanting Long live the MASSIVE SHITFARTING PUKE RAPE! and finally, they should be Robespierre'd. All of this should be filmed and sent to Jeff Bezos after which a hit squad should be sent to shove a giant katana up his filthy billionaire re(K)tum.
Sonic The Hedgeboucack
Towelhead of State
Fatima: Creation
Boys n the boucackhood
Boucack at the Gates
Captain Ahmedica: Winter Mujahideen
Boucack to the future
So I'm in a zombie stuff mood now since I've been playing a lot of L4D2 where you get to kill zombified niggAz and shit and I decided to finally watch the last two seasons of The Walking Dead Shitniggers on Jewflix.
I came to notice that pretty much all the relationships in this shit are either fags, dykes or niggers/arabs mixed with white people. Like, literally all of the fucking relationships involve interracial or homos. Now don't get me wrong, I don't have anything against niggers dating...
I think that makes me more attractive to men and more hip. I think I will get even fatter and get more tattoes until I'm 30 so that guys can go back in time on social media and find me much more attractive in the past, especially before I turned 21, so that I can turn off as many men these days as possible. I want to be a hip, fat, cool, skank. Maybe I should start fucking niggers and do drugs, I'll bet that will make guys like me more and find me even better relationship material. What do you...
Meet me at Ilford McDonalds you fat child-molesting tub of lard. I will break your arms and shove them in you big, fat, pale ass you boyloving fat cunt. Meet me there asap cunt and I will fuck you up!!
If you dont show up, you're a fag and the biggest whore in all of the UK.
They have some good shows but what the FUCK is that Henry Danger monstrosity? Only retards and shitniggers would find that pile of feces remotely good.
That actor playing Henry is clearly a massive fag.
And anyone who uses a laugh track should be Robespierre'd with extreme prejudice.
Lol u fat fag u keep trying to piss of zoink and vegeta and they ignore ur child molesting ass. U got fucked off hard again u faggit lol. Fat British pedo. All Brits are pedos
Only faggots, incels and niggers use that shit app. 90% of guys will get no matches or only match with entitled obese fatass blubbercunts that demand a 6'3 tall athletic man.
Fags. Go smoke some fat cock.
The teachings of the Massive Shitfarts are valid and bring forth as much peace and pleasure as the Puke and the (K)untal (K)ock rape.
Long live the MASSIVE SHITFARTS !!
Illford McDonalds, tomorrow, 10Pm.
I will fuck you up and sodomize you with a crowbar, cunt. Get here asap. Even my ghost hands can destroy your dweeb cuntface.
Here it is you fucking ball fondling, rectum ripping shit burgers, The Suckage's May 2021 list of people who should be violently machete'd to death by hordes of crazy Islamic Nigerian untermenschen:
- Benjewlin Netanyahu
- Boris Johnson of a bitch
- Mark Fuckerberg
- Elon Muskum
- Jeff Bozos
- Amber Heard
May their cock and (K)unthole get ripped open by a candiru fish on steroids
Boucacks complain that the villain in some shitty local television series here is an islamic terrorist. They feel offended because it stereotypes their entire kind and their primitive faggotry of a religion as violent ape savages and call the showwriters racist.
Listen here, Mahmoud, if your shit-skinned boucack hordes of pig fucking towelheads behaved like decent humans, we wouldnt associate your brown asses with this miserable plague that is religious extremism you manure-smelling...
Niggerman: Homiezcoming
It: Chapter Nigger
Sonic The Hedgenigger
Bad Apes for Life
The Gorilla of Wall Street
The Nignog Lebowsky
The Invisible Nigger
The I HUNT NIGGERS Games: Catching Niggers
The first one early this afternoon was pretty dark and had the consistency of a very thick milkshake. The second later in the evening was about the same consistency and size, but a lighter shade of brown. Been drinking a large protein shake every day on top of regulars meals for reference.
Blizzard Entertainment has ripped off a moniker name you have used for over 25 years: I'm not a WOW player, never tried the game. I'm not sure what this is. I'm guessing it's a user account??
I let loose and the raw power flung me across the room and into the wall. knocked me out for about a half hour. I have a few bumps and bruises now and my shorts are history.
This isn't just a paranoid conspiracy theory you Nazi Fascists, it's fucking REAL! WE STAND FOR PEACE MOTHERFUCKERS, DON'T MAKE US KILL YOU! :mad: :mad: :mad:
And don't call us BlueAnon either or I'll smash your racist face with a fucking brick! :mad:
Just went to take a piss and could sample the amazingly exquisite smell of week old dick cheese wafting up towards my nostrils. Immediately I began :fap:
BEANS ON TOAST BEANS ON TOAST BEANS ON TOAST BEANS ON TOAST BEANS ON TOAST BEANS ON TOAST BEANS ON TOAST BEANS ON TOAST BEANS ON TOAST BEANS ON TOAST BEANS ON TOAST BEANS ON TOAST BEANS ON TOAST BEANS ON TOAST BEANS ON TOAST BEANS ON TOAST BEANS ON TOAST BEANS ON TOAST BEANS ON TOAST BEANS ON TOAST BEANS ON TOAST BEANS ON TOAST BEANS ON TOAST BEANS ON TOAST BEANS ON TOAST BEANS ON TOAST BEANS ON TOAST BEANS ON TOAST BEANS ON TOAST BEANS ON TOAST BEANS ON TOAST BEANS ON TOAST BEANS ON TOAST...
This is a waltz thinking about our bodies
What they mean for our salvation
With only the clothes that we stand up in
Just the ground on which we stand
Is the darkness ours to take?
Bathed in lightness, bathed in heat
All is well, as long as we keep spinning
Here and now, dancing behind a wall
When the old songs and laughter we do
Are forgiven always and never been true
If I arrive, will you come and find me?
Or in a crowd, be one of them?
Wore the wrong sign back beside her
Know tomorrow's at...
I don't know if I want to yell at you racist Nazis for not getting your COVID vaccine or if I want to tell you that you don't deserve it because it should go to minorities such as People of Color and LGBT individuals first. Maybe I'll just yell at you either way? I mean, whatever you Nazi fascists end up doing has to be wrong, right?
I just kinda sit at my desk. Sleep sometimes. I fart a lot and flick boogers around the room. Sometimes I have to answer the phone, that sucks. Then sometime I step into the back room and :fap:
I mean, sure. The perpetrator was actually black and we technically can't blame guns because he didn't have one . Are we just going to sit around and wait for a white man to show up with a fully semi automatic weapon like an AK-15 shotgun though?! What if he has extended clips and a silencer? Those guns can shoot through the side of an airplane, you know! Fucking NAZIS! :mad:
I don't care if he was a brown Muslim named Ahmed, I'm revoking his minority and Muslim status because committing a mass shooting makes you a white supremacist Nazi KKKristian! :mad: Fuckign fascists! This is your fault, you shitposting incel bigots.
OMG, not only did I eat a bunch of Carolina Killa Beef Jerky, I chopped up about 2 oz of it and added it to my chili recipe.
1lb hamburger
1 30oz can of Mrs. Grimes chili beans
1 30oz can of diced tomatoes
1 can Rotel HOT diced tomatoes with habanero
1 small onion
2 tablespoons chili powder
2.5 or so ounces of Wicked Cuts Carolina Killa Beef Jerky (chopped)
salt to taste
Insanely fucking good, insanely painful. Pray for me!!
Breaking down
Your days are getting longer
There's a yellow glass dragon who's chasing you around
Sit your head on a silver jet stream while the smoke is rising over your thoughts and your dreams
Watch over, you watch and fall down
Your nuts and bolts are all over the ground
You get up, get up
You get up, you get up
Something's leaking
It leaks from your eyes where all these tears past the problems
Stop wasting your words from around as you're running out of thoughts as it burns, burning out...
You know how they say the loud ones don't stink? Well that's probably true. But afterwards I realized it had blown myself into another county. Picked myself out of the ditch and hitched a ride back home. What a day.
I just farted and it was SO FUCKING BAD. almost indescribable. How can a fart smell that fucking bad. I don't even feel well after smelling that. There's something wrong with me. Any help? :frown:
Iron Cock
American Gay
Monster Cock Hunter
Once Upon A Time In Your Ass
The Bath House Club
Hidden Faggots
AIDS Squad
The Faggot and the Weiner Soldier
Love and Monster Penises
The Fate of the Faggots
Fart Knock Knock
Colossal Penis
The NeverEnding Orgy
Gays Like Us
The Mighty Dicks
Now that we're friends we should hang out together. I have a game I like to play it's called Hide The Salami. You guys aren't mean like that scary derek guy. Let's be fwends forever.
Terminator: Dark Fart
Fart Club
Fart Another Day
From Russia With Farts
Bravefart
The NeverEnding Fart
After She Farts
Léon The Professional Farter
FartWatchMen
The Road Farter
Schindlers Fart
The Farts And The Furious
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